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Old 05-08-2012, 06:12 PM   #1
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The Mad Hatter's Tea Party

A mysterious character who materialised virtually over night at the last Vasco trial and who has sworn alligiance to the old Scouse twat ever since.

But who exactly is he?

In fact does he even really exist at all other than in cyber space?

The British secret service keep intercepting strange disjointed posts from him, which we have to decipher with an Enigma machine borrowed from Bletchley Park..

A typical Onehippie post would go something like this.

'i being me support Vasco. everyone is banjocaster lover. Justice has been not done to properly. beware Onehippie is um good'. ..

Is he an American, or a Scouse plant?

An image of him has been caught on camera, but we are still not sure if we have the right person.
Can anyone throw any light on the subject.


CCTV IMAGE MAY 5th 2012...


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Old 05-08-2012, 06:25 PM   #2
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Re: Who is Onehippie?

To paraphrase PM Churchill, onehippie is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

I really don't know but I don't think that he's an American. Maybe a Vasco alias? Alien life form of some sort?



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Old 05-08-2012, 06:26 PM   #3
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Re: Who is Onehippie?

Is that Olive? Reminds me of Olive. Popeyes wife.

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That's not Olive, that there is a Goon.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:31 PM   #5
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CCTV IMAGE MAY 5th 2012...

Does Look like Olive

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Old 05-08-2012, 06:33 PM   #6
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He is my blood Father.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:38 PM   #7
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That's not Olive, that there is a Goon.
Yup.. that's Alice the Goon.

I have come to believe that Onehippie might be a living human brain, fed pure proteins via a feeding tube, pure oxygen through a pump circulating synthetic blood, and stimulated with small doses of electric shock (for stimulation) through the saline solution in the tank it floats in. This apparatus is to be found in Mr. Vasco's cellar; it is one of his many clandestine scientific experiments, and it is hooked directly to the Internet via a coaxial cable plugged into an adapter mounted in the cerebral cortex.

The brain itself is that of a Canadian.

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Alice the Goon worked for the Sea Hag...

Go figure.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:41 PM   #9
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Re: Who is Onehippie?

Dunno, but he has a real eye for color. Especially on foggy mornings, and in the Fall.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:48 PM   #10
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Is that Olive? Reminds me of Olive. Popeyes wife.

Certainly looks like her Nightrain, but MI5 think it's onehippie without he's usual disguise.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:51 PM   #11
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Yup.. that's Alice the Goon.

I have come to believe that Onehippie might be a living human brain, fed pure proteins via a feeding tube, pure oxygen through a pump circulating synthetic blood, and stimulated with small doses of electric shock (for stimulation) through the saline solution in the tank it floats in. This apparatus is to be found in Mr. Vasco's cellar; it is one of his many clandestine scientific experiments, and it is hooked directly to the Internet via coaxial cable plugged into an adapter mounted in the cerebral cortex.

The brain itself is that of a Canadian.

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Old 05-08-2012, 07:02 PM   #12
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Onehippie is Stock Hippie's half brother
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:08 PM   #13
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Re: Who is Onehippie?

He reminds me of this guy on the far right (our right, not theirs), standing next to "The Squire" Danaher

Which would make Vasco "The Squire," if by chance he were Irish instead of ....well, you know what he is

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Who cares?
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Yup.. that's Alice the Goon.

I have come to believe that Onehippie might be a living human brain, fed pure proteins via a feeding tube, pure oxygen through a pump circulating synthetic blood, and stimulated with small doses of electric shock (for stimulation) through the saline solution in the tank it floats in. This apparatus is to be found in Mr. Vasco's cellar; it is one of his many clandestine scientific experiments, and it is hooked directly to the Internet via a coaxial cable plugged into an adapter mounted in the cerebral cortex.

The brain itself is that of a Canadian.

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Re: Who is Onehippie?

His boss is rumored to be the notorious crime boss, Juan Vasquez...

or as he is known to Spanish Authorities...

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I am onehippie
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Dunno, but he has a real eye for color. Especially on foggy mornings, and in the Fall.
Yeah.....I think I've seen those photos.
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Re: Who is Onehippie?

Onehippie?
OldFezzi?

Makes you wonder?
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It's rumoured that this is the only picture ever taken of the two together!

'Course it's been years now. Both have aged considerably, Vas of course having had more hair then, but I think if you look carefully you'll see the resemblance! Makes sense!
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He has come out in support of various posts I've made over time, I believe he is American, and a 'defender of the faith.' He is an artist by profession.
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Yup.. that's Alice the Goon.

I have come to believe that Onehippie might be a living human brain, fed pure proteins via a feeding tube, pure oxygen through a pump circulating synthetic blood, and stimulated with small doses of electric shock (for stimulation) through the saline solution in the tank it floats in. This apparatus is to be found in Mr. Vasco's cellar; it is one of his many clandestine scientific experiments, and it is hooked directly to the Internet via a coaxial cable plugged into an adapter mounted in the cerebral cortex.

The brain itself is that of a Canadian.

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Ricardeaux, I think we've BOTH given this WAY too much thought,dude!!
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I am onehippie
As are we all Thundergod.

Very philosopical!
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It's a Turing test
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Onehippie is a friend of mine.

Sorta like the Cisco Kid, only different.

Rock on Onehippie, Vasco needs you!




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Is onehippie into that Alice goontang?
He`s probably not talkin if he know whats good for his Bobbit bait.
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phil i see your still wasting peoples time
and so soon after you and your goons hollow victory
i muchly appreciate the kinds words spoken here all the same
it is a deep honour
pesci makes me nervous there hence no like thanks for you post though
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Who? I've no idea.

What? A man of like mind to myself.
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