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Old 02-10-2012, 12:57 PM   #1
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Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

And the other band members are very powerful members too, Nicko is almost as powerful as madonna.

I have proof.

Yes I do.

Also they got rid of Paul because he didn't want to dominate the world, he just wanted to sing, so they sent him to Brazil where he could sing to metal-head audiences without becoming famous enough so his anti illuminati rants would be taken as serious.

Look up every other past member, they have disappeared from the biz, and nobody know a thing about them. Word on the internet is poor Blaze Bayley got sent to Guantanamo or one of those weird US prison boats just because he didn't want to have anything to do with sacramental orgies.


So now I present you proof of Iron Maiden's involvement:




A pyramid




A one eyed totem:




A pyramid WITH an eye:




A Illuminati orgy-party-pizza-meeting:




And the most disturbing:

A illuminati priest



Don't see it? Look closer... there's an eye








And don't forget you read it first from The Absolute Master Of The Ancient Art Of Bull****ting.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:58 PM   #2
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

...now where did I leave that "like" button...? ...I'ma like this thread and thank for it...

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Old 02-10-2012, 12:59 PM   #3
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Old 02-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #4
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

...now where did I leave that "like" button...? ...I'ma like this thread and thank for it...

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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

OH NO!! We are all doomed.
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Old 02-10-2012, 01:04 PM   #6
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

So THAT'S who I've been taking my orders from all along?

Damn! I thouht it was Lemmy!

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Run to the hills!
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

Fricking Bazookas Thunds
You have enlightened me to
what i have always suspected
Iron Maiden without Paul Di'Anno
Clive Burr and
Dennis Stratton
Are Insipid twits
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

I thought that the Honey Badger was in charge of the Illuminati??
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Old 02-10-2012, 01:40 PM   #13
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I thought that the Honey Badger was in charge of the Illuminati??
He had a chance and could have been, but he just didn't give a ****
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

I was possessed for 2 hours when they played in Sweden last summer and now I know why. Thundergod you have opened my eyes
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He had a chance and could have been, but he just didn't give a ****
I so wish I could like that again
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

That would explain how they got a record deal, cuz it sure as hell wasn't because of stellar songwriting
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:56 PM   #17
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

I am illuminati too.....
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

At first when I saw this thread I was like: F**k not this **** again
When I realised that it was you I was like:
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I'm afraid you know too much...



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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

I'm Illuminati too. Come to the dark side, we have cookies
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Dam ThunderGod.
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I'm Illuminati too. Come to the dark side, we have cookies
And masks and orgy's with virgin's and **** like that, its all fun!!!
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I am illuminati too.....
That explains the candles and the forever bitten apple sign, singifiying that you are a High ranking officer in the division of "Sretspih" as described by the knights of the templar, and known as "Hipsters" byu modern culture.
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That explains the candles and the forever bitten apple sign, singifiying that you are a High ranking officer in the division of "Sretspih" as described by the knights of the templar, and known as "Hipsters" byu modern culture.
Finally, son, you are the enlighten one.

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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

Wtf guys this is a serious thread don't come joking about this important subject
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

Steve Harris and Bigfoot???
Never see them at the same parties together do you?

That's because Steve Harris Is Bigfoot......
2012, The world is ending..

And Bigfoot is the bass player in Iron Maiden!

Think about it!!!
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

Is ze tone made by illuminati too?
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Is ze tone made by illuminati too?
WOW... you're right.
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Re: Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

There was this one time when I was pooping, Steve told me to stop.

And I did.

Coincidence?
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There was this one time when I was pooping, Steve told me to stop.

And I did.

Coincidence?
Nope... you were just following orders from your master.
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