The UK MLP 2012 'End Of the World' meet.

[Drudeboy]

Originally Posted by 05jrock

Is that yours Phil?

Fine looking motor

LOL, he wishes!

[Happy Grumpz]

Nice to see you back Drudeboy

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by 05jrock

Is that yours Phil?

Fine looking motor

Yeah, merely an investment, not a run around and mostly garaged...
I only posted it up merely to shut Vasco up for bragging about his new boy racer toy car. (0-60 in two hours ) and calling my Peugeot crap

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Yeah, merely an investment, not a run around and mostly garaged...

He's lying to ya! He's a cockney bullshit merchant! Trades in smatter!!!

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by John Vasco

He's lying to ya! He's a cockney bullshit merchant! Trades in smatter!!!

Bloody ignorant Scouse twat. If you are going to use a word then get it right you northern goblin. It's schmatte not smatter.

Ha ha..And I notice you didn't even reply to my post in the chorus pedal thread re delay and echo.. You old twat, you realized you put your foot right in it with that ridiculous post about echoes and delay.
Silly old fart.

Adendum. Mmmm I notice you have been in this forum since I left and came back some twenty min later..And no post from you..

That can only mean one thing. You are desperately trying to find some justification for your banal post about delay and echo.. Haven't come up with anything and realize you have shot yourself firmly up your own arse..Yet again..

If I were you Vasco I'd give up talking about guitar related topics as you are obviously well out of your depth and go back to entertaining people in your local old folks home with your mate shorty Finkelstein and BCRGreg.
Which one is you by the way? The ugly bastard on the right?

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[Phil47uk]

2 hours later and still no Vasco...


I can't wait for that dick head, I've got to leave for a job in about 30mins.
Got a gig tonight with Chris ( The bass player at the last meet.) Adi on drums, Mutter and my daughter.

I suppose Vasco has gone down the chip shop for his supper. When he gets back and finishes his chips, he'll plug in his gear in the front room. Strum a few basic chords, bend a few bum notes and when his wife tells him to shut up, will watch something banal on the television.

An evening in with the Vasco's..

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[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Bloody ignorant Scouse twat. If you are going to use a word then get it right you northern goblin. It's schmatte not smatter.

Ha ha..And I notice you didn't even reply to my post in the chorus pedal thread re delay and echo.. You old twat, you realized you put your foot right in it with that ridiculous post about echoes and delay.
Silly old fart.

Adendum. Mmmm I notice you have been in this forum since I left and came back some twenty min later..And no post from you..

That can only mean one thing. You are desperately trying to find some justification for your banal post about delay and echo.. Haven't come up with anything and realize you have shot yourself firmly up your own arse..Yet again..

If I were you Vasco I'd give up talking about guitar related topics as you are obviously well out of your depth and go back to entertaining people in your local old folks home with your mate shorty Finkelstein and BCRGreg.
Which one is you by the way? The ugly bastard on the right?

YouTube - Lollipop Guild

1. The spelling is not important. My Jewish mate told me all about schmatte merchants like you.

2. I did reply, you stupid prick! Go read it again. I said delay and echo are two different things. Otherwise they would be both called the same thing... Don't you understand that, goldfish-brain???

3. I've been watching the lunchtime live football game on Sky, and then following the scores this afternoon through to evening meal time.

4. I'm rock 'n roll & blues. You're flamenco and shitty jazz. Go disappear in the shire with your crappy Banjocaster. You frequent the land of the intellectually incompetent and musically bizarre. In other words, your playing stinks as much as your shit!

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

2 hours later and still no Vasco...

It's a world-wide game. It's called football. Some people do follow it every Saturday afternoon. We didn't all hide in the toilets like Jessies like you when we were at school, you know! Ya big girl's blouse. Go talk to some feckin' trees again, turdbrain!

[Happy Grumpz]

You two are ****ing legends

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by John Vasco

1. The spelling is not important. My Jewish mate told me all about schmatte merchants like you.

2. I did reply, you stupid prick! Go read it again. I said delay and echo are two different things. Otherwise they would be both called the same thing... Don't you understand that, goldfish-brain???

3. I've been watching the lunchtime live football game on Sky, and then following the scores this afternoon through to evening meal time.

4. I'm rock 'n roll & blues. You're flamenco and shitty jazz. Go disappear in the shire with your crappy Banjocaster. You frequent the land of the intellectually incompetent and musically bizarre. In other words, your playing stinks as much as your shit!

OK chimp brain, let's analyze your repiles.

1.. You have a Jewish friend? What on earth is he doing mixing with the likes of you. Has he had a lobotomy?

2...You did reply ( After I asked why you hadn't). And your answer is still as banal as your initial post.
Of course delay and echo are the same thing with re to effects pedals you prat.
They were just called echo units back in the analogue days, but since the advent of microchips and digital technology they are now more refered to as delay units.

3.......Watching football.. That figures. Why bother with a crap line up of orangutans like Everton.
They are so thick that not one of them could count to twenty without having to take their socks off.

4......You are a rock n' roller and blues player.
Yeah and I'm Napoleon.
You couldn't swing on an old 50's rock classic if it bit you up the arse.
For a start you don't know any of the chords they used in those days.. What's a 6/9 then and where was it used extensively. ( Wait for two hours while he Googles it ).

Blues?? It wouldn't be so bad if you could even bend a note to the right pitch let alone create an inventive solo.
And no I am not a jazz and flamenco player. That's just a sideline of playing for a living..You have to know a wide variety of styles.
You can play a minor pentatonic scale and that's about your lot!
What your answer really means is that " I know half a dozen chords and two minor pentatonic scale shapes so therefore I must be a blues guitarist.

That's what they all say..

If I put you in a pro situation you'd crap your pants. Someone would only have to throw a chord chart at you with something more than G, D , Em, repeat bars and codas on and you'd have to go off and change your trousers.

I can hear it now....."What me la feck, feck gobshite, what's all this la? Egyptian Hieroglyphs la. I'm a feckin bluesman me la"..



You Sir are a charlatan with a face like an anal sphincter.

[John Vasco]

The teacher tries to justify his existence once again. Disappear up yer arsehole where you belong, chanting 'modes' on the way. We don't need turds like you teaching modes and scales and the like. Your kind just constipates everything. In other words, you teachers are all arseholes... You teachers stifle free expression, and play without soul or passion. You lot are just automatons. Your post smacks of desperation.

And my Jewish friend up in the 'pool is Dave, whose father was doctor to Liverpool FC in the 1970s and 1980s. Boy did he pass on some good tales... I went to Dave's wedding - fantastic male singer during the service.

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by John Vasco

The teacher tries to justify his existence once again. Disappear up yer arsehole where you belong, chanting 'modes' on the way. We don't need turds like you teaching modes and scales and the like. Your kind just constipates everything. In other words, you teachers are all arseholes... You teachers stifle free expression, and play without soul or passion. You lot are just automatons. Your post smacks of desperation.

And my Jewish friend up in the 'pool is Dave, whose father was doctor to Liverpool FC in the 1970s and 1980s. Boy did he pass on some good tales... I went to Dave's wedding - fantastic male singer during the service.

Well! As they say..Ignorance is bliss, which in your case should make you a very happy man indeed Vasco.

Yeah some of those singers at Jewish functions are very, very good. They call them Cantors, if that's the guy you are refering too.
That's how many American big band era singers started out.
In fact the film 'The jazz singer" staring Neil Diamond was all about that sort of thing.

Check out the G he hits at 1:58.

YouTube - Cantor Yaakov Lemmer-Ribono Shel Olam

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[Cookie-boy]

YouTube - Jewish Rapper 1

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[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by Cookie-boy

YouTube - Jewish Rapper 1

Great stuff and unlike most rappers can really sing too.

Here's something more up your street Cookie.

YouTube - "Jewish Girl Blues" by Bradley Fish - www.bradleyfish.com

YouTube - "Jewish Girl Blues" by Bradley Fish - www.bradleyfish.com

Whilst on the subject of nice Jewish girls.. Ofra Haza.
What a pity she died so young..

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And here singing Jerusalem of gold.. What a beauty and boy could she sing.

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[Phil47uk]

Blimey.. Flickoflash is now giving guitar lessons?

YouTube - Learn guitar lick of the week lesson pink panther esque spy surf riff played on jazz box

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