Ain't much going on here either, Phil, unless you're living in a major city.... and I gotta say, I've got no real urge to do that! Eugene is an okay city to live in, as far as cities go... There's a huge amount of music, theater, and art in general here. But we've also got our share of crackheads, rednecks, and gang bangers.
There is actually a redneck area of town, I had no idea!

Eugene is mostly known for its hippies, but we got lost in the car about a month ago and found ourselves in a strange neighborhood. Suddenly there were no Priuses parked in the driveways, but giant pickup trucks and horse trailers. There were tiny yards fenced off with chickens and other animals running around in them. I looked at my wife and said, "We need to get the fuck out of here before we get shot or raped!" Thought I heard banjo music for a second...
