Roman Rist Thread [merged] - Page 4

StrangerNY · 05-05-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jared Evans

This sounds like a job for small claims court and a website to tell the world that Roman Rist eats other peoples sandwiches.

With double-secret SEO techniques!

- D

Jason · 05-05-2009, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by diceman

Dave Johnson has it. He's licking it - probably at this very moment.

Son of a bitch... Who has the pickle and the bag of chips?!?! We have a right to this information!

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:27 AM

You guys leave me out of this shit. I got your tracking number right here.... USPSFUYRSLF.com Tracking number is 1z555gofuckyourself00457 Should be live by tonight.

I am out.... to make a sandwich!

diceman · 05-05-2009, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason

Sad that this is the most interesting active thread right now...

No no no - you need some of this action:

2 new coreydm676 videos *HD*

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:28 AM

Wait. Stop everything. My chocolate milk is missing.

I sent like, 2000 thousand dollars out for this milk and they told me it would be here... and it's not. Roman? Someone check Roman for a Chocolate mustache, the dirty milk stealer.

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

You guys leave me out of this shit. I got your tracking number right here.... USPSFUYRSLF.com Tracking number is 1z555gofuckyourself00457 Should be live by tonight.

I am out.... to make a sandwich!

That tracking number didn't work! The website didn't even work! ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will, you ignorant slut.

StrangerNY · 05-05-2009, 12:30 AM

Did you call him, Greg? And if so, did he call you back?

After all, it's undoubtedly a very expensive samdwich.

- D

diceman · 05-05-2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

You guys leave me out of this shit. I got your tracking number right here.... USPSFUYRSLF.com Tracking number is 1z555gofuckyourself00457 Should be live by tonight.

I am out.... to make a sandwich!

I'm holding all of the world's taco sauce hostage until you make with the sandwich!

***b-squared*** · 05-05-2009, 12:32 AM

Will...your sandwiches SUCK @SS...I would never buy one.

Besides...Capt Coolaid would send it with only one slice of bread...

BB

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by diceman

I'm holding all of the world's taco sauce hostage until you make with the sandwich!

Until you make us all a sandwich.

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

That tracking number didn't work! The website didn't even work! ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will, you ignorant slut.

I am sorry... you want a refund? Here's a link to my complaint officer in charge.

MCI MUSIC CO

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

I am sorry... you want a refund? Here's a link to my complaint officer in charge.

MCI MUSIC CO

I don't want a refund, I want my sandwich. I will contact the better business burro.

diceman · 05-05-2009, 12:34 AM

Rayne has been sending me pieces of bread and condiment packets for weeks! Little did you know, but the Cap'n has pirated enough sandwich fixin's for me to throw a big ass party over here - beeeeeoch!

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by b-squared

Will...your sandwiches SUCK @SS...I would never buy one.

Besides...Capt Coolaid would send it with only one slice of bread...

BB

Oh no.. once again, I would like to refer you to my complaint department.

MCI MUSIC CO

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

I don't want a refund, I want my sandwich. I will contact the better business burro.

Business Burritos? Hell yeah! Count me in! I like Burritos too!

***b-squared*** · 05-05-2009, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

Oh no.. once again, I would like to refer you to my complaint department.

MCI MUSIC CO

Funny...I sent an email, and they sent back a pic of something that looks LIKE a sandwich, but isn't...I suspect a fake sandwich.

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

Business Burritos? Hell yeah! Count me in! I like Burritos too!

You keep the sandwich, and buy me a burrito and we call it even. I want this burrito in like, a week, it shouldn't take that long to wrap a burrito when you have all those kids in sweat shops rewraping other companies burritos.

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by b-squared

Funny...I sent an email, and they sent back a pic of something that looks LIKE a sandwich, but isn't...I suspect a fake sandwich.

I won't admit to nothing. You got nothing... wait until the paint dries with the sharpie burn marks on the bread before consuming.

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

You keep the sandwich, and buy me a burrito and we call it even. I want this burrito in like, a week, it shouldn't take that long to wrap a burrito when you have all those kids in sweat shops rewraping other companies burritos.

my tacos & burritos are made by the Chinese.

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

my tacos & burritos are made by the Chinese.

Chinese burritos? Egg rolls?

This isn't what I signed up for.

Jared Evans · 05-05-2009, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WBPickups

my tacos & burritos are made by the Chinese.

Poor short round....

***b-squared*** · 05-05-2009, 12:41 AM

I knew it...offshore burritos.

Worse than getting a pic of a fake sandwich.

djwilbanks · 05-05-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jared Evans

Poor short round....

So that's where he went... well, I guess, once you get used to working for a crazy pagan demi-god digging for the Sankara stones the only logical choice after Dr. Jones disowns you is to go work for Will. Similar living conditions, dank cave, chains on the foot, forced to drink blood from a creepy skull.

Jared Evans · 05-05-2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

So that's where he went... well, I guess, once you get used to working for a crazy pagan demi-god digging for the Sankara stones the only logical choice after Dr. Jones disowns you is to go work for Will. Similar living conditions, dank cave, chains on the foot, forced to drink blood from a creepy skull.

Yep. Sounds about right.

WBPickups · 05-05-2009, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djwilbanks

So that's where he went... well, I guess, once you get used to working for a crazy pagan demi-god digging for the Sankara stones the only logical choice after Dr. Jones disowns you is to go work for Will. Similar living conditions, dank cave, chains on the foot, forced to drink blood from a creepy skull.

You've been here at the WB facilities? Didn't I get you to sign a non compete and disclosure?

note to self. Send Ninjas to Djwilbanks

El Toro · 05-05-2009, 01:06 AM

He's making it vintage... kind of a relic'ing process.

Jared Evans · 05-05-2009, 01:08 AM

Dj, don't worry too much. You may not see em comin but you can smell them taco ninjas from bout a mile off.

shotgunlew · 05-05-2009, 01:26 AM

in the process

Mahogany back and neck (old growth) ( neck is carved off of a REAL 1958 les paul!!! )
brazilian rosewood fingerboard ( flamed )
Redwood top
all gold hardware ( frets included )
Birdseye maple Block Inlays
Flamemaple neck binding & stinger
Cream Headstock and body binding ( both sides )
Custom WB pickups ( I do mean custom )
And some taco sauce

diceman · 05-05-2009, 01:32 AM

Mine was "Hey Roman - make me a Tele and have Will wind the pickups for it!"

What I got (well, am getting) is a 1 piece Ash body, maple neck, RW board, Hot Tele bridge pickup (WB), and a 67/07 vintage wire Vintage Hot humbucker (WB). Strat style belly and forearm cuts.

Here it is, without the neck pickup installed...

Tuxedo Kaz · 05-05-2009, 01:32 AM

I'm seriously considering getting my first Rist as my next guitar (after another R8 maybe), a customized Black Beauty Explorer. Binding, ebony, block inlays, the whole nine yards!

After that, if I can ever afford it, a tricked out 59 style LP. I'm sure he's bored to tears of those!

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05-05-2009, 12:30 AM	#97 (permalink)
StrangerNY Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New York Posts: 5,119 Thanks: 16 Thanked 161 Times in 42 Posts	Re: Roman Rist- Where is my sandwich? Did you call him, Greg? And if so, did he call you back? After all, it's undoubtedly a very expensive samdwich. - D __________________ Bands, Present & Past: Nurse Diesel \| Diesel On MySpace \| Big Sky \| 20FTWide \| Solo Work \| Chronicles: The Clapton Project "I learned a long time ago that one note can go a long way if it's the right one, and it will probably whip the guy with 20 notes." - Les Paul "You were old the first time I signed you." - unnamed A&R guy to StrangerNY, 2000

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*b-squared* 'MLP Mid-West' Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: About 15 minutes from the LOU...(STL) Posts: 12,184 Thanks: 272 Thanked 188 Times in 28 Posts	Re: Roman Rist- Where is my sandwich? Will...your sandwiches SUCK @SS...I would never buy one. Besides...Capt Coolaid would send it with only one slice of bread... BB __________________ I use: WB Custom Pickups--6707 VTP/VTPH, 5707 Prototypes, Habaneros, Firewaters DeTemple 'Sweet Spot' Pickups (Strat) RS Guitarworks Electronics Jonesy's Caps

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diceman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16,387 Thanks: 313 Thanked 91 Times in 32 Posts	Re: Roman Rist- Where is my sandwich? Rayne has been sending me pieces of bread and condiment packets for weeks! Little did you know, but the Cap'n has pirated enough sandwich fixin's for me to throw a big ass party over here - beeeeeoch! __________________ My Band: www.comeupswingingmusic.com or www.myspace.com/comeupswinging

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*b-squared* 'MLP Mid-West' Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: About 15 minutes from the LOU...(STL) Posts: 12,184 Thanks: 272 Thanked 188 Times in 28 Posts	Re: Roman Rist- Where is my sandwich? I knew it...offshore burritos. Worse than getting a pic of a fake sandwich. __________________ I use: WB Custom Pickups--6707 VTP/VTPH, 5707 Prototypes, Habaneros, Firewaters DeTemple 'Sweet Spot' Pickups (Strat) RS Guitarworks Electronics Jonesy's Caps

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Jared Evans Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Atlanta GA Posts: 222 Thanks: 15 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Roman Rist- Where is my sandwich? Dj, don't worry too much. You may not see em comin but you can smell them taco ninjas from bout a mile off. __________________ Jared Evans Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. Henry David Thoreau Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. Henry David Thoreau Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn. John Wesley

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shotgunlew V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,485 Thanks: 40 Thanked 9 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Your Rist: in the process Mahogany back and neck (old growth) ( neck is carved off of a REAL 1958 les paul!!! ) brazilian rosewood fingerboard ( flamed ) Redwood top all gold hardware ( frets included ) Birdseye maple Block Inlays Flamemaple neck binding & stinger Cream Headstock and body binding ( both sides ) Custom WB pickups ( I do mean custom ) And some taco sauce __________________ 60% of the time...it works every time.... Gun Control = Using Both Hands!! Everyone Please Pray for Sgt Jeffery Crones and the rest of the boys in iraq! Get some boys! Chris "The Gunhand" Of the MLP Pirates Crew 1986 Les Paul Jr (Cherry red Singlecut ) 1994 MIJ fender Telecaster 52 reissue 1984 JCM 800 1x12 50 watt combo Behringer 4x12 cab (Bugera speakers)

05-05-2009, 01:32 AM	#119 (permalink)
diceman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16,387 Thanks: 313 Thanked 91 Times in 32 Posts	Re: Your Rist: Mine was "Hey Roman - make me a Tele and have Will wind the pickups for it!" What I got (well, am getting) is a 1 piece Ash body, maple neck, RW board, Hot Tele bridge pickup (WB), and a 67/07 vintage wire Vintage Hot humbucker (WB). Strat style belly and forearm cuts. Here it is, without the neck pickup installed... __________________ My Band: www.comeupswingingmusic.com or www.myspace.com/comeupswinging

05-05-2009, 01:32 AM	#120 (permalink)
Tuxedo Kaz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bristol, CT Posts: 3,350 Thanks: 101 Thanked 58 Times in 17 Posts	Re: Your Rist: I'm seriously considering getting my first Rist as my next guitar (after another R8 maybe), a customized Black Beauty Explorer. Binding, ebony, block inlays, the whole nine yards! After that, if I can ever afford it, a tricked out 59 style LP. I'm sure he's bored to tears of those! __________________ Guitars, Music, and Enthusiasm! Paul Reed Smith Guitars, Diezel Amplification 08 PRS Custom 24 (whale blue quilt/birds) 06 PRS CE-22 (McCarty sunburst) http://www.youtube.com/user/Unseenbass http://www.myspace.com/munashiku Check out my guitar blog, Gear Madness! http://gearmadness.blogspot.com/

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