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Old 04-15-2008, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Funny email at work...

Got this email about 20 minutes ago. You couldn't write this stuff...

"All,

Please see attached invite for the Sexual Assault Luncheon on 30 April at
1100 in the Scott Club. The link to the sign up page can be found on the
invite or at the end of this e-mail. Please advise if you have any
additional questions
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I think she meant the Sexual Assault Awareness Luncheon.

I wrote her back and asked if that's what she meant to say...LOL. What do you wear to a Sexual Assault Luncheon, anyway? I'd show up with a box of condoms and lube...boy would I have been disappointed.

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Old 04-15-2008, 11:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2008, 12:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Funny email at work...

Maybe Sexual Assault is just on the menu at these sort of things?

I hated those sexual assault awareness seminars. I've gone through one at every new job I've ever taken, and no amount of me telling them I've sat through this crap multiple times gets me out of it.

Worse part is the girl they usually send in to talk to you about it has HUGGGGGE knocka's. It's almost too absurd to be a coincidence.

I had a lunch date with the sexual assault awareness girl once. I should have said I was assaulted, and maybe got the rest of the day off.
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I hated those sexual assault awareness seminars. I've gone through one at every new job I've ever taken, and no amount of me telling them I've sat through this crap multiple times gets me out of it.
Maybe you're being profiled for having "that look". You should sue for steriotyping.
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I bet that was intentional, in order to get people to actually show up.

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