Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Eddie · 04-10-2008, 09:50 PM

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

kevinT · 04-10-2008, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eddie

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

that is so funny!!!

Scooter2112 · 04-10-2008, 10:03 PM

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6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Reminds me of a Navy saying....."If it moves, salute it....if it doesn't move, paint it."

drewbertca · 04-10-2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Eddie

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

I hurt myself laughing...thanks I needed that

LPCollector · 04-10-2008, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

You know how LOL is soooo over used today........but, I actually laughed out loud at these two...............

Funny stuff Eddie!

Pwozzie · 04-10-2008, 11:09 PM

Has nothing to do with your list, but I felt like posting these

Scooter2112 · 04-10-2008, 11:14 PM

What does EMO mean?

Pwozzie · 04-10-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Scooter2112

What does EMO mean?

Urban Dictionary: emo

drewbertca · 04-10-2008, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pwoznic

Urban Dictionary: emo

That made me laugh.......

Scooter2112 · 04-10-2008, 11:26 PM

Wow...I guess I haven't seen MTV in awhile.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Eddie · 04-10-2008, 11:34 PM

EMO is pretty much "Goth for Pussies"...

Ejecto · 04-12-2008, 01:45 PM

"Wow...I guess I haven't seen MTV in awhile.

"

Nothing to be ashamed of.

Scooter2112 · 04-12-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ejecto

"Wow...I guess I haven't seen MTV in awhile.

"

Nothing to be ashamed of.

Yeah, I'm not too broken up about it.

04-10-2008, 09:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Eddie V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ft Walton Beach, FL Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 1 Post	Amazingly Simple Home Remedies AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. __________________ Eddie 1991 LP Classic (WB H&G Habaneros) 2003 Faded DC Special 2003 B7 Custom Black Beauty (WB Custom Tuned set) 2004 R7 (WB/Wolfetone Custom St. Jude's Charity 6707 set) 1999 FujiGen Epi LP Custom Black Beauty

04-10-2008, 11:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pwozzie Premium Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 5,428 Thanks: 111 Thanked 30 Times in 20 Posts	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Has nothing to do with your list, but I felt like posting these __________________ I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

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Scooter2112 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 2,888 Thanks: 29 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies What does EMO mean? __________________ "Have you hugged your Custom today?" the CS Customs make the Standards sound like a plastic banjo with a live cat stapled to the back! - Hemply, 2009

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Scooter2112 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 2,888 Thanks: 29 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Wow...I guess I haven't seen MTV in awhile. Thanks for clearing that up. __________________ "Have you hugged your Custom today?" the CS Customs make the Standards sound like a plastic banjo with a live cat stapled to the back! - Hemply, 2009

04-10-2008, 11:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Eddie V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ft Walton Beach, FL Posts: 548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 1 Post	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EMO is pretty much "Goth for Pussies"... __________________ Eddie 1991 LP Classic (WB H&G Habaneros) 2003 Faded DC Special 2003 B7 Custom Black Beauty (WB Custom Tuned set) 2004 R7 (WB/Wolfetone Custom St. Jude's Charity 6707 set) 1999 FujiGen Epi LP Custom Black Beauty

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Ejecto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 199 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies "Wow...I guess I haven't seen MTV in awhile. " Nothing to be ashamed of. __________________ Triple knot 'em and forgot 'em.

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