Guitar Jargon is funny

decoy205 · 04-04-2008, 01:28 PM

I was just laughing with someone about how funny it is when you speak "Guitar language".

There are so many words where when you put them together they just make you laugh. I guess we are all used to them... I only thought about this because non-guitarists always laugh when I say these things.

Nut
Humbucker
Saddle
G-String
Jack Hole
Input Jack
Nut Slot
Nut file

I'm sure there's more. Just a stupid thought.

LoKi · 04-04-2008, 01:34 PM

Everyone laughs at me when I tell them I like brass nuts.

Mr Bones · 04-04-2008, 01:47 PM

nut lube

LoKi · 04-04-2008, 01:49 PM

... or Nut Sauce.

decoy205 · 04-04-2008, 02:09 PM

Oh yeah. haha. Nut Sauce that's the one that started all this.

Adwex · 04-04-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by decoy205

Oh yeah. haha. Nut Sauce that's the one that started all this.

I've used nut sauce, because my G-string was getting stuck in my nut slot.

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chasenblues · 04-04-2008, 07:34 PM

wiggle stick....wang bar...big muff fuzz.....

dubyatf · 04-04-2008, 07:54 PM

f-holes - and some guitars have 2!

Scooter2112 · 04-04-2008, 08:00 PM

" There's no use in covering your F-hole when your G-string is already covered in nut sauce.

Scooter2112 · 04-04-2008, 08:01 PM

I always giggled like a 10 year old whenever I heard the term "Big Muff".

mobprop667 · 04-04-2008, 08:02 PM

just make sure to wipe excess nut sauce off of the neck.

Scooter2112 · 04-04-2008, 08:10 PM

Quote:

just make sure to wipe excess nut sauce off of the neck.

....and the tailpiece.

arcanis494 · 04-04-2008, 08:13 PM

lemon oil

dubyatf · 04-04-2008, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanis494

lemon oil

Lemon oil is strange. Apparently not made from lemons just as baby oil isn't made from babies.

pinefd · 04-05-2008, 12:06 AM

Fuzzbox
Wah-wah

LoKi · 04-05-2008, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubyatf

Lemon oil is strange. Apparently not made from lemons just as baby oil isn't made from babies.

Baby oil isn't made from babies?!? This shatters my world.

It's kinda like Canola oil. Short for 'Canadian oil' because it was made here. Comes from Rapeseed, so I guess you can see why they named it Canola instead.

decoy205 · 04-05-2008, 11:14 AM

Do you have a Fuzz box or a Big Muff with a Jack Hole?

mobprop667 · 04-05-2008, 12:10 PM

what about a tube driver?

Spike · 04-06-2008, 01:11 AM

In the future robot hookers will list machine head as an available service.

LPCollector · 04-06-2008, 01:41 AM

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Pull off's.........(for the lonley guy's)
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RickRoll · 04-06-2008, 02:54 AM

G-String , hehehe.

Bodie · 04-06-2008, 07:25 AM

I need to get my knob off when my pot gets here.

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decoy205 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,188 Thanks: 98 Thanked 35 Times in 13 Posts	Guitar Jargon is funny I was just laughing with someone about how funny it is when you speak "Guitar language". There are so many words where when you put them together they just make you laugh. I guess we are all used to them... I only thought about this because non-guitarists always laugh when I say these things. Nut Humbucker Saddle G-String Jack Hole Input Jack Nut Slot Nut file I'm sure there's more. Just a stupid thought. __________________

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