If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? - Page 3

lp_junkie · 11-03-2009, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by slash300

Lets say you dont have sext for like 2-3 years..will you get your virginity back ?
What you think ?

Nope, you just become a loser that no one would have sex with...........

We generally refer to them as dorks, nerds, etc.

I am unhappy if I got 2 or 3 days..............

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:35 PM

You have got to be kidding me... this is one of the dumbest questions I've ever heard... and I've heard some reaaally dumb questions.

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:37 PM

River · 11-03-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

You have got to be kidding me... this is one of the dumbest questions I've ever heard... and I've heard some reaaally dumb questions.

Fifteen percent of those polled disagree!

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by River

Fifteen percent of those polled disagree!

I call that the "idiot curve." You could put "margarine" as an option and 15% would choose it.

diceman · 11-03-2009, 08:41 PM

And 0% have even considered a reason.

It does not surprise me that those who don't grasp logic would also avoid a debate.

Anyways, LP Junkie, my wife and son are visiting my mother in law - been gone for 2 weeks and 1 day. 6 days to go. I am almost virginal again.

Ride on a Pony · 11-03-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

I call that the "idiot curve." You could put "margarine" as an option and 15% would choose it.

River · 11-03-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

I call that the "idiot curve." You could put "margarine" as an option and 15% would choose it.

I suspect an agenda, and have a theory as to its nature. But I'll just wait and see if anyone steps forward in its furtherance.

lp_junkie · 11-03-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by diceman

Anyways, LP Junkie,...... 6 days to go. I am almost virginal again.

Nah that just means extra innings when she returns................

My in-laws died a couple of years ago so we don't get to use that excuse, I get cut off for being a neanderthal swine.

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by River

I suspect an agenda, and have a theory as to its nature. But I'll just wait and see if anyone steps forward in its furtherance.

I suspect there's a girl he wants to get cozy with and she wants him to be a virgin and he's hoping a year or two without crabs qualifies him for the "first-time-out" crowd again.

diceman · 11-03-2009, 08:46 PM

Junkie - Helllz yes!!

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lp_junkie

Nah that just means extra innings when she returns................

Yeah, once he gets past the couple of 3 minute warm-up pitches.

LPV · 11-03-2009, 08:47 PM

However if you are a dude and would Like to lose it again you could go play for the other team if that's what yer into.

diceman · 11-03-2009, 08:51 PM

Thanks for the vote of confidence, DJ!

Bottom line, if you're a dude, and you don't have any festering STD......

You can always just lie about it.

And if you're not a dude, you can always just say that you must have broken it with that vegetable from the refrigerator way back in the day. So long as you don't have any kids running around, or belly stretch marks.... or C-section scars.

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:54 PM

I think the question is here... does he have any festering STDs? Sure sounds like it... 2 or 3 years without a herpes flair up--virgin? You decide.

Boleskinehouse · 11-03-2009, 08:54 PM

My crabs have herpes.

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 08:58 PM

When I get finished playing guitar, the only applause comes from my crotch...

InfiniteeZ · 11-03-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

My crabs have herpes.

Posting in Epic Fail Thread.

diceman · 11-03-2009, 09:01 PM

lp_junkie · 11-03-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

My crabs have herpes.

wow, that's pretty sick.........

AXE · 11-03-2009, 09:05 PM

The Teen Axe Dudes are out of control...

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 09:06 PM

In this guy's case, it's more like Teen Axe Douche.

Boleskinehouse · 11-03-2009, 09:08 PM

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

Wow, we finally found a Boleskinehouse emoticon.

diceman · 11-03-2009, 09:31 PM

(Can I also point out, in all seriousness, that whether or not you're a virgin has zero applicability to how much you "love" someone - or your value as a person. Neither my wife nor I were virgins when we met. Hell, not even close. I honestly wouldn't have it any other way - it helps me appreciate what I've got. My buddy and his wife have been together since they were kids - and only with each other. I always tell him that he's been having terrible sex for the past 15 years and doesn't even know it! Anyways, back to the flaming. )

Tsukiyomi · 11-03-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

I call that the "idiot curve." You could put "margarine" as an option and 15% would choose it.

That's because like the non-virgin's legs, it's easier to spread

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 10:03 PM

But if you wait a couple of years....

diceman · 11-03-2009, 10:23 PM

Ah, another unqualified "yes."

Nice job, anonymous voter.

River · 11-03-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by diceman

Ah, another unqualified "yes."

Nice job, anonymous voter.

I wonder what'd happen if I started a public version of this poll...

djwilbanks · 11-03-2009, 10:27 PM

What if you started a public version of your private poll?

View Poll Results: If you dont have sex for a long time, would you be virgin again ?
Yes.	6	14.63%
No.	35	85.37%
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll

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diceman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16,341 Thanks: 311 Thanked 91 Times in 32 Posts	Re: If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? And 0% have even considered a reason. It does not surprise me that those who don't grasp logic would also avoid a debate. Anyways, LP Junkie, my wife and son are visiting my mother in law - been gone for 2 weeks and 1 day. 6 days to go. I am almost virginal again. __________________ My Band: www.comeupswingingmusic.com or www.myspace.com/comeupswinging

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diceman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16,341 Thanks: 311 Thanked 91 Times in 32 Posts	Re: If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? Thanks for the vote of confidence, DJ! Bottom line, if you're a dude, and you don't have any festering STD...... You can always just lie about it. And if you're not a dude, you can always just say that you must have broken it with that vegetable from the refrigerator way back in the day. So long as you don't have any kids running around, or belly stretch marks.... or C-section scars. __________________ My Band: www.comeupswingingmusic.com or www.myspace.com/comeupswinging

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djwilbanks V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 16,148 Thanks: 125 Thanked 207 Times in 38 Posts	Re: If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? I think the question is here... does he have any festering STDs? Sure sounds like it... 2 or 3 years without a herpes flair up--virgin? You decide. __________________ º\|\|\|\|\|º

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djwilbanks V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 16,148 Thanks: 125 Thanked 207 Times in 38 Posts	Re: If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? In this guy's case, it's more like Teen Axe Douche. __________________ º\|\|\|\|\|º

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diceman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16,341 Thanks: 311 Thanked 91 Times in 32 Posts	Re: If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? (Can I also point out, in all seriousness, that whether or not you're a virgin has zero applicability to how much you "love" someone - or your value as a person. Neither my wife nor I were virgins when we met. Hell, not even close. I honestly wouldn't have it any other way - it helps me appreciate what I've got. My buddy and his wife have been together since they were kids - and only with each other. I always tell him that he's been having terrible sex for the past 15 years and doesn't even know it! Anyways, back to the flaming. ) __________________ My Band: www.comeupswingingmusic.com or www.myspace.com/comeupswinging

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diceman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 16,341 Thanks: 311 Thanked 91 Times in 32 Posts	Re: If you dont't have sex for a long time..will you become virgin again ? Ah, another unqualified "yes." Nice job, anonymous voter. __________________ My Band: www.comeupswingingmusic.com or www.myspace.com/comeupswinging

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