First S*xual Experience

GibsonRocker · 05-22-2009, 06:13 PM

This is gonna be contraversial.

Let's hear some first time stories. And for the record, anything More then First Base (lame i know, but i'm using my nice words today) And how old you were

Jason · 05-22-2009, 06:14 PM

I got a boner once.

***mobprop667*** · 05-22-2009, 06:16 PM

14 yrs old, in february in my backyard with my 2nd real girlfriend. romantic it ain't.

diceman · 05-22-2009, 06:18 PM

15 - pitch black room - scrambling for my jacket to find a condom 1/2 way through... The whole thing was 2 minutes of sheer terror and pandemonium.

PraXis · 05-22-2009, 06:28 PM

15 years old, your mom

Luke122 · 05-22-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pwozzie

15 years old, your mom

20 years old, friend's bed, roomate's gf.

Phil47uk · 05-22-2009, 06:31 PM

At the tender age of 12 in Switzerland up in my Uncles chalet in the alps.
I'm wandering around the pine forest only to come across my cousin (15) bathing topless in the river under a waterfall...

Oh boy she knew I was there alright...Bitch ! ..I couldn't walk straight for about 15 minutes.

davebag89 · 05-22-2009, 06:49 PM

13, soundproof room in the music department of my old school on top of a marimba

diceman · 05-22-2009, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

At the tender age of 12 in Switzerland up in my Uncles chalet in the alps.
I'm wandering around the pine forest only to come across my cousin (15) bathing topless in the river under a waterfall...

Oh boy she knew I was there alright...Bitch ! ..I couldn't walk straight for about 15 minutes.

Without a definite "conclusion sentence," I don't know what to think happened to you!

Phil47uk · 05-22-2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diceman

Without a definite "conclusion sentence," I don't know what to think happened to you!

Nor did I......

Sky · 05-22-2009, 07:11 PM

At a movie theater...

VastHorizon · 05-22-2009, 07:13 PM

6:30 AM on the school steps of the computer building when I was 12 and she was 10.

davebag89 · 05-22-2009, 07:36 PM

I shared a bath with my friend Amy when i was 8 if that counts

Harpozep · 05-22-2009, 07:45 PM

Damn, Kiddie rapes, all of you OFF to the hoosegow!

That's the law guys'n'gals. Seems like we make them but don't follow them, eh?
When our sons and daughters are screwing at 12-15 what are we gonna do.......

Just food for thought.

Oh, age six, my right hand on the couch watching Magilla Gorrilla. You could say I was confused and still am

djwilbanks · 05-22-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harpozep

Oh, age six, my right hand on the couch watching Magilla Gorrilla. You could say I was confused and still am

LongBeach · 05-22-2009, 08:00 PM

Harp, my foot will be so far up my son's ass, it will wink at him when he brushed
his teeth! Do as I SAY, not as I did.

15, dragged the waitress from Pizza Hut home, (she was 19) got her drunk
playing quarter's, it was probably all of about 15 seconds of eye bulging confusion.

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Phil47uk Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: ' England' Posts: 25,220 Thanks: 78 Thanked 1,098 Times in 176 Posts	*Re: First Sxual Experience** At the tender age of 12 in Switzerland up in my Uncles chalet in the alps. I'm wandering around the pine forest only to come across my cousin (15) bathing topless in the river under a waterfall... Oh boy she knew I was there alright...Bitch ! ..I couldn't walk straight for about 15 minutes. __________________ 'Long tenons......Short tenons. When the drummer comes in, what the fck does it matter'.*

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davebag89 Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kilwinning, Scotland Posts: 3,153 Thanks: 19 Thanked 58 Times in 22 Posts	*Re: First Sxual Experience** I shared a bath with my friend Amy when i was 8 if that counts

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LongBeach Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12,019 Thanks: 15 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	*Re: First Sxual Experience** Harp, my foot will be so far up my son's ass, it will wink at him when he brushed his teeth! Do as I SAY, not as I did. 15, dragged the waitress from Pizza Hut home, (she was 19) got her drunk playing quarter's, it was probably all of about 15 seconds of eye bulging confusion.

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