Bubby got REALLY drunk once.

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 10:51 AM

The first time she ever really stayed with me. This was back in '98 I think. My dad gave us a bunch of money to stay in hotels! I guess because he didn't want us screwing in the house or some shit. Back then we did it three, sometimes four times a day.

Anyway, the last couple of days during that adventure, we ended up with a half gallon of vodka. We were running out of money, so we were at the Super 8.

She guzzled half of that jug by herself.

I don't like vodka, so I wasn't even really drinking that night. She said I might have had beer or something.

This commercial comes on TV about this shit in a rattle can that you spray on your head to make you look less bald.

She was laying there telling me that the room was spinning. She sees this commercial and says; "Look! It's scalp paint! HUUUUAH!" She says she was "clearing her throat", but I still think she was about to hurl.

I was worried about her that night. I was sure that I'd be holding her hair back while she threw up all over the Super 8.

Why am I telling this story? I have no idea. It's just something we remembered. It's probably one of those "you had to be there" moments, but it's funny to us.

jo07 · 03-09-2009, 10:56 AM

hahahaahah! good one

SneakySnakeLady · 03-09-2009, 10:58 AM

That is really funny....I love thinking about old times and just busting up....I have so many of those 'had to be there' moments

I have a lot of stories I could tell relating to drug and alcohol use.(Me-not Bling- believe it or not) ..there are a few funny ones, but I don't really want to post them for the world to see

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 10:59 AM

oh god.... drunk stories lmao.... becky can tell you some hilarious ones about me...

Leumas · 03-09-2009, 10:59 AM

Hotels can be scary. Maybe you're responsible for the some of the mystery stains I've come across. My ex once hurled out my car window as she was scolding me for drinking too much that night. She was right, I must have put down 7, maybe 8 diet cokes...peed all night.

djwilbanks · 03-09-2009, 11:01 AM

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 11:14 AM

For those of you that don't know, the Super 8 was like the shittiest, sleeziest hotel you could ever imagine. It's where we went to snort cocaine.

The guy working the desk at night was ALWAYS there, always awake, and constantly had the "sniffles".

Dude looked like a burned out left over from 1977 Studio 54! Why did we go there to do drugs? People do strange shit on cocaine.

Zoshquin · 03-09-2009, 11:18 AM

lol priceless drunk stories

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

For those of you that don't know, the Super 8 was like the shittiest, sleeziest hotel you could ever imagine. It's where we went to snort cocaine.

The guy working the desk at night was ALWAYS there, always awake, and constantly had the "sniffles".

Dude looked like a burned out left over from 1977 Studio 54! Why did we go there to do drugs? People do strange shit on cocaine.

i remember i used to go skiing... edit... lmfao i havent used that word in a looong time with this dude i hung out with back in the day, he used to fiend so bad hed go crazy when it snowed outside and he didnt have any blow lmao... i remember i drove his ass to some flop house one night drunk as shit because he said i could buy a bag of weed there and there was none to be found, just powder... i got kicked out of the party because supposedly i said i was gonna "**** all dees hoes" ... thats what woods said i said anyways... i dont remember it, but yeah we got kicked out and i never got my weed... i drove him back to the other party we were at and he went in his room and wouldnt come out lil ****er...

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 11:28 AM

For the record, I'm not saying bubby and I did blow there. As far as I know, she's never done coke. Those were my other "friends".

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

For the record, I'm not saying bubby and I did blow there. As far as I know, she's never done coke. Those were my other "friends".

you know looking back lol.... i had different sets of "friends" for different drugs lmao.... i was never really too picky though

... i remember i saw one of the guys i used to hang out with that i hadnt seen in a long time and he was like "damn ryan whatsup? you still be gettin shitfaced all the time?" lmao

jeff_farkas · 03-09-2009, 11:41 AM

Great story bole!!

Jeff

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alligatorbling

you know looking back lol.... i had different sets of "friends" for different drugs lmao.... i was never really too picky though

... i remember i saw one of the guys i used to hang out with that i hadnt seen in a long time and he was like "damn ryan whatsup? you still be gettin shitfaced all the time?" lmao

Yeah, hell of a thing to be remembered for isn't it? I've had people come up to me in the mall saying; " Man! You remember that party?!?" I'm like, no. Who are you?

jo07 · 03-09-2009, 11:49 AM

***delawaregold*** · 03-09-2009, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

For the record, I'm not saying bubby and I did blow there. As far as I know,
she's never done coke. Those were my other "friends".

I would love to have heard the scolding that lead up to that retraction.

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 12:03 PM

She didn't scold me. I thought it looked bad, so I clarified it.

kernelofwisdom · 03-09-2009, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delawaregold

I would love to have heard the scolding that lead up to that retraction.

New show:

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alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

She didn't scold me. I thought it looked bad, so I clarified it.

i know all about drug disclaimers... i understood where you were going with it lol

brimay · 03-09-2009, 12:12 PM

Bole you are the queen of sluts.

***delawaregold*** · 03-09-2009, 12:15 PM

No need to explain, Brother.
I gotta wife.

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brimay

Bole you are the queen of sluts.

hes the queen of everything... hes the queen of corey.... whoah... lmfao... ahahahahah BAHAHWEHAEHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 12:47 PM

Yes, I am a lesbian.

LoKi · 03-09-2009, 02:36 PM

I have to say, in my experience it is TRUE LOVE if you can deal with someones puke.

My old man threw up in my mom's shoes when they first met. Me and my girl, I got super wasted and puked in her mothers garden... Her family hates me but we had something special from that moment on.

VastHorizon · 03-09-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alligatorbling

oh god.... drunk stories lmao.... becky can tell you some hilarious ones about me...

I just hope that it doesn't involve you, a donkey, Corey, several tabs of Viagra, and a camera.

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VastHorizon

I just hope that it doesn't involve you, a donkey, Corey, several tabs of Viagra, and a camera.

That would turn you on! Wouldn't it? Ya horny bastid.

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 02:55 PM

Bubby also smoked cigarettes that night. Something I've never seen her do since.

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 03:50 PM

Come on! This thread is better than "whack it, no one gives a damn anyway."!!!

Hemply · 03-09-2009, 03:59 PM

Haha in a Super 8 with Boles I'd drink a half gallon of vodka too!

Leumas · 03-09-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hemply

Haha in a Super 8 with Boles I'd drink a half gallon of vodka too!

Hell with Boles, if you're in a super 8 to begin with chances are you have half a bottle to finish from the drive there!

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 04:12 PM

That is a more accurate statement.

03-09-2009, 10:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Boleskinehouse Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Next to Raleighwood Posts: 27,153 Thanks: 91 Thanked 673 Times in 114 Posts	Bubby got REALLY drunk once. The first time she ever really stayed with me. This was back in '98 I think. My dad gave us a bunch of money to stay in hotels! I guess because he didn't want us screwing in the house or some shit. Back then we did it three, sometimes four times a day. Anyway, the last couple of days during that adventure, we ended up with a half gallon of vodka. We were running out of money, so we were at the Super 8. She guzzled half of that jug by herself. I don't like vodka, so I wasn't even really drinking that night. She said I might have had beer or something. This commercial comes on TV about this shit in a rattle can that you spray on your head to make you look less bald. She was laying there telling me that the room was spinning. She sees this commercial and says; "Look! It's scalp paint! HUUUUAH!" She says she was "clearing her throat", but I still think she was about to hurl. I was worried about her that night. I was sure that I'd be holding her hair back while she threw up all over the Super 8. Why am I telling this story? I have no idea. It's just something we remembered. It's probably one of those "you had to be there" moments, but it's funny to us.

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