Bubby got REALLY drunk once. - Page 2

dennistruckdriver · 03-09-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

Bubby got REALLY drunk once....

Did she actually smile?

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dennistruckdriver

Did she actually smile?

Yes, I was laughing that night too.

LongBeach · 03-09-2009, 05:01 PM

funny stuff.
I have memories every now and again, just out of the blue.
My son and I will be watching tv or something and I'll just
start laughing. He's like, what's so funny? I cant tell him, due too
the fact its not appropriate conversation for a 13 year old.

But boy, oh boy, if he only knew what his old-man
use to get himself into

LongBeach · 03-09-2009, 05:02 PM

oy ya, I dont do vodka either. makes me puke

VastHorizon · 03-09-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by spacebubby

Yes, I was laughing that night too.

We need some evidence...

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by VastHorizon

We need some evidence...

Ok ok...once I get home I'll post a picture of me smiling....just so you people know that I DO actually smile every once in a while.

VastHorizon · 03-09-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by spacebubby

Ok ok...once I get home I'll post a picture of me smiling....just so you people know that I DO actually smile every once in a while.

Say and pose:

SlashFan2 · 03-09-2009, 05:28 PM

Wow, that was a great story. HUUUUUAH!

Kind of reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. Whenever we used to smoke weed together he would take a massive hit, hold it, and then go vomit violently in whatever toilet was closest. I don't know why and I'm pretty sure his asophagus will suffer in the future, but oh well.

Well one night we're sitting out in the patio smoking out of the bong (massive as it was, with ice you didn't notice the hit until it was too late). His mom had called to tell us she was on her way but I had suggested smoking so we could enjoy our time with her more. You see, being inebriated around the in-laws is so much more fun, and Visine does WONDERS.

So he takes his first huge hit and then BOLTS towards the patio door-- opening the door to run inside would just take too long. But he doesn't make it far and right there outside the patio door, loud heavy munchie-chunk vomit sounds happen, splatter and all.

Then his mom pulls up. I of course hide our stuff but I don't have time to turn the patio light on before she can walk up and she manages to somehow trudge right through the vomit. So when I did finally get the light on she sits there outside and all I can do it stare at the multicolored mess on her shoes. It seriously looked like she had splashed in it like a kid in a puddle. I was horrified because of the stench but he was already high and had to keep himself from giggling off his seat. She never noticed it or if she did, it wasn't brought up.

MEMORIES!

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 06:16 PM

i dont know what made me think of this, but i like to do this when im sober lol... if im at a gathering with lots of people and i see someone with a film camera, ill take it in the bathroom and take 5 pictures of the toilet at different angles, then put it back without anyone seeing me. ... ill do it with digital cameras sometimes too but i dont think its as funny lol

Leumas · 03-09-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by alligatorbling

i dont know what made me think of this, but i like to do this when im sober lol... if im at a gathering with lots of people and i see someone with a film camera, ill take it in the bathroom and take 5 pictures of the toilet at different angles, then put it back without anyone seeing me. ... ill do it with digital cameras sometimes too but i dont think its as funny lol

The toilet...right.

singlecut · 03-09-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

For the record, I'm not saying bubby and I did blow there. As far as I know, she's never done coke. Those were my other "friends".

no body does coke , it does you.
always too much and never enuff .

BOBBO · 03-09-2009, 07:35 PM

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Back then we did it three, sometimes four times a day.

Bubby can you corroborate this statement ???

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by singlecut

no body does coke , it does you.
always too much and never enuff .

thats how it is with any substance really, hell even with guitars

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BOBBO

Bubby can you corroborate this statement ???

Yes actually, I can.

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 08:53 PM

Like a couple of spider monkeys. Always a whackin'

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 08:54 PM

I was 19 and Bole was 22 back then.

VastHorizon · 03-09-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by spacebubby

I was 19 and Bole was 22 back then.

Hormones...

arcanis494 · 03-09-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

Like a couple of spider monkeys. Always a whackin'

gui524 · 03-09-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

The first time she ever really stayed with me. This was back in '98 I think. My dad gave us a bunch of money to stay in hotels! I guess because he didn't want us screwing in the house or some shit. Back then we did it three, sometimes four times a day.

Anyway, the last couple of days during that adventure, we ended up with a half gallon of vodka. We were running out of money, so we were at the Super 8.

She guzzled half of that jug by herself.

I don't like vodka, so I wasn't even really drinking that night. She said I might have had beer or something.

This commercial comes on TV about this shit in a rattle can that you spray on your head to make you look less bald.

She was laying there telling me that the room was spinning. She sees this commercial and says; "Look! It's scalp paint! HUUUUAH!" She says she was "clearing her throat", but I still think she was about to hurl.

I was worried about her that night. I was sure that I'd be holding her hair back while she threw up all over the Super 8.

Why am I telling this story? I have no idea. It's just something we remembered. It's probably one of those "you had to be there" moments, but it's funny to us.

That's mah boy Boles !!

Boleskinehouse · 03-09-2009, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by arcanis494

That's awesome!

Mr Insane · 03-09-2009, 09:09 PM

God help us all if you two start fighting on this forum.

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Insane

God help us all if you two start fighting on this forum.

???

Mr Insane · 03-09-2009, 09:11 PM

I don't know, around this time I lose all sanity.

alligatorbling · 03-09-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

That's awesome!

thats my hero mang... my HERO!

VastHorizon · 03-09-2009, 09:25 PM

So, when do we see the pic, bubby?

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by VastHorizon

So, when do we see the pic, bubby?

I'm still at work, and don't go getting all excited...it won't be the kind that you posted.

VastHorizon · 03-09-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by spacebubby

I'm still at work, and don't go getting all excited...it won't be the kind that you posted.

MelonSnapple · 03-09-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by spacebubby

I'm still at work, and don't go getting all excited...it won't be the kind that you posted.

It better be

Thats me....

spacebubby · 03-09-2009, 09:37 PM

No shaved heads (or partially shaved heads) and no half nude.

MelonSnapple · 03-09-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by spacebubby

No shaved heads (or partially shaved heads) and no half nude.

Thats me. I went to school like that when the bishop came and I really freaked him out. He was like 4 feet tall and I'm 6"1. I leaned over him and waved. He freaked out and just waved back. When I went to the party that night they shaved the rest of my head bald and I stripped naked and started dancing. It was the proudest moment of my life.

That is my contribution to this thread

03-09-2009, 05:01 PM	#33 (permalink)
LongBeach Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12,049 Thanks: 15 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Bubby got REALLY drunk once. funny stuff. I have memories every now and again, just out of the blue. My son and I will be watching tv or something and I'll just start laughing. He's like, what's so funny? I cant tell him, due too the fact its not appropriate conversation for a 13 year old. But boy, oh boy, if he only knew what his old-man use to get himself into

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LongBeach Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12,049 Thanks: 15 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Bubby got REALLY drunk once. oy ya, I dont do vodka either. makes me puke

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SlashFan2 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In Bole's bunghole Posts: 227 Thanks: 10 Thanked 20 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Bubby got REALLY drunk once. Wow, that was a great story. HUUUUUAH! Kind of reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. Whenever we used to smoke weed together he would take a massive hit, hold it, and then go vomit violently in whatever toilet was closest. I don't know why and I'm pretty sure his asophagus will suffer in the future, but oh well. Well one night we're sitting out in the patio smoking out of the bong (massive as it was, with ice you didn't notice the hit until it was too late). His mom had called to tell us she was on her way but I had suggested smoking so we could enjoy our time with her more. You see, being inebriated around the in-laws is so much more fun, and Visine does WONDERS. So he takes his first huge hit and then BOLTS towards the patio door-- opening the door to run inside would just take too long. But he doesn't make it far and right there outside the patio door, loud heavy munchie-chunk vomit sounds happen, splatter and all. Then his mom pulls up. I of course hide our stuff but I don't have time to turn the patio light on before she can walk up and she manages to somehow trudge right through the vomit. So when I did finally get the light on she sits there outside and all I can do it stare at the multicolored mess on her shoes. It seriously looked like she had splashed in it like a kid in a puddle. I was horrified because of the stench but he was already high and had to keep himself from giggling off his seat. She never noticed it or if she did, it wasn't brought up. MEMORIES! __________________ DO somethin'!

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