Never Put A Firecracker Up Your Ass and Light It!

gibiphone · 01-25-2009, 04:41 PM

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway

Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it!

I REPEAT. . .
Never...

Ever...

Ever,

Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass & light it ! ! !

Now, that's . . .ONE DUMB ASS !

spacebubby · 01-25-2009, 04:42 PM

Smart one.....looks like something I would have to see one night at work.

Jason · 01-25-2009, 04:45 PM

I bet his friends think he's really cool though!

jeff_farkas · 01-25-2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacebubby

Smart one.....looks like something I would have to see one night at work.

I would hate to be at your job!!

Jeff

spacebubby · 01-25-2009, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff_farkas

I would hate to be at your job!!

Jeff

I've seen worse.

There are A LOT of stupid people in the world.

gibiphone · 01-25-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacebubby

I've seen worse.

There are A LOT of stupid people in the world.

Amen to that bubby, amen to that.

Mercutio · 01-25-2009, 04:53 PM

my eyes!

Phil47uk · 01-25-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gibiphone

That's not Bobbos wig in the bottom right of that pic is it?

Phil47uk · 01-25-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibiphone

That's not Bobbo's wig in the bottom right of that pic is it?

.

gui524 · 01-25-2009, 04:57 PM

You work in a hospital Bubby ?? C'mon tell us, it was like that ( firecracker in the ass ) that you met Boles right ?? That stupid teenager ...

jeff_farkas · 01-25-2009, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibiphone

OK.. time to poop!!

Jeff

gibiphone · 01-25-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

That's not Bobbo's wig in the bottom right of that pic is it?

.

Holy crap, I missed that!!! I think you are right Phil

spacebubby · 01-25-2009, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gui524

You work in a hospital Bubby ?? C'mon tell us, it was like that ( firecracker in the ass ) that you met Boles right ?? That stupid teenager ...

Yes, I work in a hospital. No, I didn't meet him that way.

I had just started college when I met Bole. I was the stupid teenager...he was 21.

bfcg · 01-25-2009, 05:40 PM

There is a guy that needs to be surgically sterilized. No offspring for that schmuck.

voices · 01-25-2009, 05:42 PM

i got a forward from someone where a guy had peed on an electric fence. i will spare you the photos(*puke*). it was NOT pretty and i dont think he wil have a functioning 'unit' anymore. anyone like grilled hot dogs?

jeff_farkas · 01-25-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voices

i got a forward from someone where a guy had peed on an electric fence. i will spare you the photos(*puke*). it was NOT pretty and i dont think he wil have a functioning 'unit' anymore. anyone like grilled hot dogs?

EDIT OUT IMAGE LINK.. if you want pm me.

This??

Jeff

EDIT: DON'T look if you have a weak tummy!!!!!!!

jeff_farkas · 01-25-2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voices

i got a forward from someone where a guy had peed on an electric fence. i will spare you the photos(*puke*). it was NOT pretty and i dont think he wil have a functioning 'unit' anymore. anyone like grilled hot dogs?

PUKE!! OMG!! The pic I found is the result of pea vs 230 ****ing volts!! MY GOD NO!!! JUST NOT RIGHT!!!

Jeff

broke_player · 01-25-2009, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff_farkas

[IMG YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE]

Jeff

EDIT: DON'T look if you have a weak tummy!!!!!!!

OH....MY.....God

why did I click on that link, man I just can't imagine that, even though I just saw the picture, I still can't imagine...

voices · 01-25-2009, 05:59 PM

yes, thats the one. yuck. why did i have to see that again.

voices · 01-25-2009, 06:00 PM

if a guy see's that pic...it will probably be etched in his mind forever. just dont look-please!!!

Harpozep · 01-25-2009, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacebubby

Smart one.....looks like something I would have to see one night at work.

Bubby, You should start a thread where you can take us down your lane of ER craziness. You can change the names, but we want to hear just how stupid some of us humans can be.

I swear it would be a popular thread for sure

Sky · 01-25-2009, 06:53 PM

Hold some in your hand?

Volusia · 01-25-2009, 06:54 PM

What would possess anyone to do such a stupid stunt? Sick

broke_player · 01-25-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sky

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/the_onlooker/FirecrackerInjury.jpg[/IMG
Hold some in your hand?

That's nothing compared to the other one jeff_farkas posted earlier. Heck that's nothing compared to the body I found while walking along the canal in Phoenix back when I was in high school, and that body had a bullet hole in his head

GNR4EVR · 01-25-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibiphone

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway

Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it!

I REPEAT. . .
Never...

Ever...

Ever,

Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass & light it ! ! !

Now, that's . . .ONE DUMB ASS !

WHen I get done laughing Im gonna puke...
Chalk one up for this winner of the shallow end of the gene pool... LMAO

GNR4EVR · 01-25-2009, 08:01 PM

You know, its been said, even a bad example of a person is still a good example...
Because its because of people like that that gives us something to teach our kids from...

Huey · 01-25-2009, 08:40 PM

those things just never heal the same...

05jrock · 01-25-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff_farkas

OK.. time to poop!!

Jeff

that guy wont be pooping for a while,not with his ass cheeks welded together

PraXis · 01-25-2009, 10:04 PM

Darwin was close. Damn!

spacebubby · 01-25-2009, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harpozep

Bubby, You should start a thread where you can take us down your lane of ER craziness. You can change the names, but we want to hear just how stupid some of us humans can be.

I swear it would be a popular thread for sure

It would be WAY too disgusting for people to handle. TRUST me.

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