The Epic FAIL Thread (formerly LP Pix Mystery)

[Skynyrdpicker]

First of all, stop taking pictures through your neighbors windows. If I were them, I'd have kicked your ass long ago, because by the way you talk, I can tell you deserve it.

Second of all, **** you. Seriously. Since when is it alright to join a forum, post a bunch of BS with shitty pictures and no apparent explanation, and then PERSONALLY call out a bunch of respected members? I'm sorry, but, you're a dick; nobody's going to help you out if you post threads that only someone coked out of their mind could understand, with pictures you took through your neighbors windows.

oh,

how could I forget?

Happy Thanksgiving

[Tuxedo Kaz]

[spacebubby]

Originally Posted by Tuxedo Kaz

Nope, don't have any of that...sorry.

[Tuxedo Kaz]

Originally Posted by spacebubby

Nope, don't have any of that...sorry.

[spacebubby]

Maybe the new neighbors have some though....I could go check.

[diceman]

[diceman]

Get us some sound clips while you're at it - that could help w/ the ID...

[Boleskinehouse]

[diceman]

Looking at the pictures, I notice something about the inlays that help... I ain't sayin' SHIT though...

[Boleskinehouse]

This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen.

[Jody]

twilightzone shit here,looking in other peoples windows?dont need no alpha male to tell me this dudes disturbed,,,,

[StrangerNY]

Reading this thread reminds me that I need some sleep.

Maybe it'll make sense after some shuteye. But probably not.

- D

[spacebubby]

I never though of Bole as an alpha male before.

[Boleskinehouse]

Really..

[spacebubby]

Alpha males are big and mean and aggressive aren't they? Don't they piss on everything too to mark their territory?! Ewwwww....that would be nasty if Bole started pissing on all of his guitars to keep you other males away.

[diceman]

Originally Posted by spacebubby

Alpha males are big and mean and aggressive aren't they? Don't they piss on everything too to mark their territory?! Ewwwww....that would be nasty if Bole started pissing on all of his guitars to keep you other males away.

Maybe I am an Alpha Male then... I had no idea, until you mentioned that A-Males piss on everything...

Oh well - so much for keeping things light hearted.

[Boleskinehouse]

We did kind of pee all over this thread, so I guess it's true.

[v8ko]

wth is going on here lol. Someone puts up a lame post and it gets pirated????

oh yeah its the MLP way lol.

[Jody]

well if its gonna be pirated

YouTube - South Park J-Lo

YouTube - South Park J-Lo

[Boleskinehouse]

Originally Posted by v8ko

wth is going on here lol. Someone puts up a lame post and it gets pirated????

oh yeah its the MLP way lol.

Since when?!? LPO 68? YR? 1964?!?!?


He's already in there with those fine gentlemen.

[v8ko]

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[05jrock]

Originally Posted by spacebubby

Alpha males are big and mean and aggressive aren't they? Don't they piss on everything too to mark their territory?! Ewwwww....that would be nasty if Bole started pissing on all of his guitars to keep you other males away.

so it wont be champagne thats shorts out your laptop

[05jrock]

Originally Posted by v8ko

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[05jrock]

I stand at my neighbours window an do this all night

[Boleskinehouse]

You're the one I saw outside a few nights ago!

[05jrock]

Originally Posted by Boleskinehouse

You're the one I saw outside a few nights ago!

how did you see me?I had my invisible blanket on!

[captain tightpants]

Originally Posted by Crazy McLooney Bin

Ok. Whoa! Am I sensing some hostility here? Seriously I know ya’ll don’t love me but where the hate comin’ from? And wtf’s up with the pirating thing? I think the turkey gravy is getting to you Bole., and I quote “…whole dumb shit is funky..” What a horrible thing to say *crying*. ---------LOL

Yeah and Dan (Dicedude/lawstudent/daddy) , I’m sure you’ve been dying for an explanation since you seem kind of confused like your friend Boil Skin, so here it is. Please bear with me. Ever see Disturbia? Now with that mind set I want you to picture me being Shila, trying to find out what the scary neighbor is hiding in his basement (see it’s creepy ‘cause right now its MIDNIGHT!). Except it’s not a body and I can’t go to his House since he’ll kill me right? Besides, since you’re going to be a crappy lawyer anyway I was hoping this thread might help you vent since you’ll probably have to quit your band, your kids will be mocked by their “friends” because they are the ones who have the COOL dads, and your wife will have to be the one on top since you’ll be too tired and floppy for the next three years.

Seriously stop being a wise@ss and feel free to drop out of the thread.

On that beautiful note, thanks for everyone who’s actually doing their job as members of the Les Paul forum. Unfortunately for me there are those who see Dan and Boil as the alpha males and I expect the “hatin’” to go on since right now I’m cranky and I don’t feel like editing this post to sound amiable, so thanks for this warm welcome. I will now upload five of the NEW creepy neighbor’s les paul pics and after that I’ll take about 5 cycles of sleep with a pinch (2hrs.) of REM sleep. Happy thanksgiving ppl JEEZ!

YR990099, is that you? 'Cuz you sure sound like a complete tool! Seriously, what in the world do you want us to see in the crappy pics? Here's a clue, if you want to know about the neighbor's guitar, sack up and ASK HIM!!!

Just don't come on here with your little attitude and act like we are the ones with the problem. Now run along and play nice.

[b-squared]

I hope you look good in orange...

[LPV]

Oh man, this is f*cked. So buddy is spying on his neighbors, posting the pics and asking strangers to get involved. Is he casing it to rip it off too?

Put down the guitar hero, I hear your mom calling upstairs. Your finger sandwiches are ready.

[Boleskinehouse]

Will this thread make hall of fame status?!? Stay tuned!