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Unread 03-04-2013, 09:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tasteless Joke of the day

An old woman in a nursing home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted." To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if you would help me." "Of course," she smiled." I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if you could hold my penis for a while."

The old woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurrence, and every day the 2 elderly people sat on the park bench and she held his penis.

One day,the woman went to the bench but the man was not there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman. She was holding his penis!

"What does SHE have that I don't?" She screeched.

He looked up at her and smiled..........." Parkinson's".
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Unread 03-04-2013, 09:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Tasteless Joke of the day

Tasteless or not depends on both your sense of humor and your age. I'm oretty irreverant and 66 years old, so $hit like this is funny to me.
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Re: Tasteless Joke of the day

I wanna play!

A Nun goes to the doctor cause she's having problems "Down there" with itching and so forth and thinks she may wave an infection.

So the doctor does an exam and then tells her the results.

"I've got good news and bad news" he tells her...

"Good news is you don't have an infection. Bad news is your cherry is rotten and you've got fruit flies".
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Re: Tasteless Joke of the day

An old one:

How do you fit 7 Jews in a VW Beatle.

In the ashtray.
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Re: Tasteless Joke of the day

How do you get a Nun pregnant??








Dress her up like an Alter Boy...
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How do you get a Nun pregnant??








Dress her up like an Alter Boy...
lmao
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why do they make see through garbage bags?













































So pakis can window shop



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An old one:

How do you fit 7 Jews in a VW Beatle.

In the ashtray.


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How do you make Holy Water??















Boil the Hell out of it..
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why do they bury Polish people with their bums up?



They make good bicycle racks.
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Oh man......please don't get me banned.
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