I hate my wife - Page 8

JMV · 08-07-2012, 08:32 AM

It's true. NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING gets my wife's motor running like a deep conversation where we really connect.

Talk to your wife. Even better, listen.

And leave US the hell out of it.

TOMMYTHUNDERS · 08-07-2012, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMV

It's true. NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING gets my wife's motor running like a deep conversation where we really connect.

Talk to your wife. Even better, listen.

And leave US the hell out of it.

Correction: leave everyone except me out of it. I'm here to help! You need to pound her in the pipes and I want to guide you in!

JMV · 08-07-2012, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOMMYTHUNDERS

Correction: leave everyone except me out of it. I'm here to help! You need to pound her in the pipes and I want to guide you in!

Dammit, Tommy!

You started that advice column yet?

warpedsoul · 08-07-2012, 10:45 AM

I'm surprised Tommy hasn't mentioned giving your wife The Minivan. And for those that don't know what that is, it is 2 in the front, and 5 in the back.

The Shocker is so 5 years ago.

TOMMYTHUNDERS · 08-07-2012, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMV

Dammit, Tommy!

You started that advice column yet?

...can't tell if serious

SixAngryStrings · 08-07-2012, 01:46 PM

Sometimes I really think that "Getting Married" ****ed up the awesomeness of our 10 year relationship...

Literally, the only possessions I can actually claim as my own now are my guitars, my amps and my record collection (which is all boxed up in the garage).

Sorry, the wife and I are currently in the shit right now too, so I feel your pain brother. Hang in there, all things pass in time...

Marriages take work, you're basically strapped to the same person for the rest of your life, it just doesn't seem natural, and most people can't handle that, hence the ridiculously high divorce rate these days. A contributing factor to that being that too many people are getting married for all the wrong reasons these days as well. Add kids, and it gets a million times more difficult.

All you can do is love them and hope to get loved back... I've told her several times, look, I love you, I pay every single bill in this house, pay for the roof over your head, the food you and our children eat and I treat you like a Queen... the day you don't want that anymore, there's the door.

Man, now you got me all fired up needing to vent... Arrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!

Stratottack · 08-07-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoWhat?

I'm not reading this whole thread, so if it has already been said, too bad.

Hide your guitars!

Take them to a friend's house.

Take them to a family member's house.

Take them somewhere they will be safe.

Bitches be crazy!

She knows she can hurt you by hurting your guitars.

.

OMG, How true. I'm still rebuilding. Bigger and better.
They already think we love our Git-Tars & gear more than them.

rjshare · 08-07-2012, 03:11 PM

strat - do him a favour mate. nip round and slip 'er the crippler. she'll be so worried about whether she will ever be able to sit down again that she'll forget all about giving him grief!

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SixAngryStrings De Vermis Mysteriis Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Calif*ckinfornia Posts: 4,989 Thanks: 113 Thanked 116 Times in 48 Posts	Re: I hate my wife Sometimes I really think that "Getting Married" **ed up the awesomeness of our 10 year relationship... Literally, the only possessions I can actually claim as my own now are my guitars, my amps and my record collection (which is all boxed up in the garage). Sorry, the wife and I are currently in the shit right now too, so I feel your pain brother. Hang in there, all things pass in time... Marriages take work, you're basically strapped to the same person for the rest of your life, it just doesn't seem natural, and most people can't handle that, hence the ridiculously high divorce rate these days. A contributing factor to that being that too many people are getting married for all the wrong reasons these days as well. Add kids, and it gets a million times more difficult. All you can do is love them and hope to get loved back... I've told her several times, look, I love you, I pay every single bill in this house, pay for the roof over your head, the food you and our children eat and I treat you like a Queen... the day you don't want that anymore, there's the door. Man, now you got me all fired up needing to vent... Arrrrrrggggghhhhh!!! __________________ "Alright STOP, Break it down!!!" "You can't get downwind of the buff without wantin' to touch the beast..."** Uncle Ted. https://soundcloud.com/kodiak1442/007-skaghole-original-better

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rjshare Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: st tropez, france Posts: 2,704 Thanks: 15 Thanked 41 Times in 8 Posts	Re: I hate my wife strat - do him a favour mate. nip round and slip 'er the crippler. she'll be so worried about whether she will ever be able to sit down again that she'll forget all about giving him grief! __________________ So, if a cow lives in a stable does it mean that it is actually a horse? OK, now, just because i live in France...

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