Man Arrested For... Well.... Uh....

***Led Zep Fan*** · 10-19-2008, 11:09 AM

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex - Yahoo! News

brimay · 10-19-2008, 11:11 AM

Was it this one???

kluson · 10-19-2008, 11:12 AM

doesn't he have a hoover at home or did he just fancy a night out? Or was he cheating on the nice little Hoover at home?
imagine the mess when Mrs Hoover finds out, don't think he'll be able to sweep that under the carpet!

Phil47uk · 10-19-2008, 11:18 AM

There's a sucker born every minute. Fancy Dyson with the law like that..

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lowe · 10-19-2008, 11:23 AM

So is that prostitution? He paid the vacuum 2.00 in quarters

kluson · 10-19-2008, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

There's a sucker born every minute. Fancy Dyson with the law like that..

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lowe

So is that prostitution? He paid the vacuum 2.00 in quarters

great guys , wonder how long we can keep the hoover jokes coming .

brimay · 10-19-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kluson

great guys , wonder how long we can keep the hoover jokes coming .

I dont really know.

But this guy sure sucks!

Gunner · 10-19-2008, 11:53 AM

OMG!!!

LoKi · 10-19-2008, 12:37 PM

It might not have been sex. Maybe he was trying to do the 'Swedish Enlarger Pump' ala Austin Powers...

I think a Dyson might have caused him injury. My friends have one and it's pretty powerful.

kluson · 10-19-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoKi

It might not have been sex. Maybe he was trying to do the 'Swedish Enlarger Pump' ala Austin Powers...

I think a Dyson might have caused him injury. My friends have one and it's pretty powerful.

I am always amazed at how many Dysons there are down at our local tip, actually we had one and at first it was great then it just gradually lost its suck, No wonder the guy went out for a new squeeze if he had a Dyson

TheWellGoodShow · 10-19-2008, 12:57 PM

My ROFLCOPTER goes soi soi soi soi

v8ko · 10-19-2008, 02:07 PM

haha. some peoples problems really suck.

brimay · 10-19-2008, 02:23 PM

Sucky Sucky 5 Dollar?

Sorry had to do it.

brettk7 · 10-19-2008, 03:05 PM

Gee thanks, now I'm gonna think of that everytime I go to vacuum my car out.

On a side-note, I'm surprised it didn't just straight-up rip his dong off.

***mobprop667*** · 10-19-2008, 03:12 PM

he could have used the air hose and got a blow job.

rodneyk915 · 10-19-2008, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoKi

I think a Dyson might have caused him injury. My friends have one and it's pretty powerful.

I'm not even going to touch that one Loki...

coldsteal2 · 10-19-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Led Zep Fan

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex - Yahoo! News

That sucks............................................. ............

spacebubby · 10-19-2008, 11:04 PM

So that type of guy doesn't look at the bikini girls washing his car when he goes to the car wash...he's looking at the hose? Reminds me of a certain Frank Zappa song....

LoKi · 10-20-2008, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by rodneyk915

I'm not even going to touch that one Loki...

I set that up pretty good, eh? What I should have said was it cleans the floors really well...

spacebubby · 10-20-2008, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoKi

I set that up pretty good, eh? What I should have said was it cleans the floors really well...

JonMan94 · 10-20-2008, 09:20 PM

estupido puto (male prositute)

calibud · 10-21-2008, 07:33 AM

thats moronic. so the locals up here would rather support prostitution in order to take down two people? what the charges were i didnt read, but nonetheless they will be dropped. he paid for a service and didnt abuse it, no indecent exposure as he was more than likely in his vehicle as for others idk. thats plain stupid.

calibud · 10-21-2008, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWellGoodShow

My ROFLCOPTER goes soi soi soi soi

hahahahahahahhaah

i love arby and the chief!

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