How you picture yourself in a zombie apocalypse - Page 2

nauc · 07-11-2012, 09:58 PM

im ready....

Thumpalumpacus · 07-11-2012, 10:09 PM

FrankieOliver · 07-11-2012, 10:13 PM

You know that scene from Ulzana's Raid where the soldier shoots the lady and then shoots himself before they can get to them, that would be me. Let's face it, I ain't getting out of here and I ain't getting ripped apart and eaten alive.

Lyrica · 07-11-2012, 10:17 PM

anyone have an aircraft carrier i could "borrow"?

circles · 07-11-2012, 10:18 PM

Zombies are of course social satire, and as such, I am living in a zombie apocalypse now.

kmk108 · 07-11-2012, 10:20 PM

Pretty much this >

crawlingkingsnake · 07-11-2012, 10:32 PM

Phoenix59 · 07-11-2012, 10:51 PM

No matter what, if society goes down the tubes I'm dead, either as a zombie or for lack of dialysis. So I'm ****ed either way.

redgreed · 07-11-2012, 11:01 PM

i want to get my kicks before the whole shit house goes down- jim morrison.

rcole_sooner · 07-11-2012, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

Hey, I got one kinda like that.

Thumpalumpacus · 07-11-2012, 11:10 PM

We'll sail in company, 9 16s and 10 14s. And 41 5s.

Is that the North Carolina you're on?

crawlingkingsnake · 07-11-2012, 11:23 PM

Looks like the USS Arizona.

lespaul01 · 07-11-2012, 11:25 PM

takin' the salts and fighting back.

rcole_sooner · 07-11-2012, 11:46 PM

It's the Missouri. We were at Pearl Harbor measuring for a system install. It was the best business trip I have every taken!!!

Thumpalumpacus · 07-11-2012, 11:57 PM

Sweet. I love those old battlewagons.

FrankieOliver · 07-12-2012, 12:17 AM

I would cry if I stood on the Missouri. Must have been something.

Backstage · 07-12-2012, 04:11 AM

Luckynumber3 · 07-12-2012, 04:33 AM

Just barely escaping the portal to the zombie world.

I wish I had a screenshot from the game, as there were zombie missions where you would be trapped ina room and hoards of zombies would try to kill you. There were also ones where you could set zombies onf ir ewith flamethrowers. Call of Duty pretty much ripped it off in later games as far as I know...

Zack · 07-12-2012, 09:08 AM

so in zombie apocalypse... (why it wont work)
regarding the ops picture, everyone thinks they are going to be the guy on the car but in reality they are just going to be another zombie. that picture says it all

kingedb · 07-12-2012, 09:16 AM

Anyone seen any good zombie flicks lately? Around Halloween I watched one every night for almost 2 weeks. Jonesin for one I haven't seen.

EpiPenguin · 07-12-2012, 09:34 AM

joshatatlasstands · 07-12-2012, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_mer

Too late, they are here!!!!

law enforcement is writing tickets for that in some places...it's true! Saw it on the news last night. people walking into water fountains and in front of moving trains etc.

cmh6122 · 07-12-2012, 09:50 AM

We are the zombies. If it comes to that it will not be a virus, it will be a catastrophic breakdown of our distribution system. Once the shelves at Walmart go empty with no relief in sight the zombies will roll.
Read Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" about 5 years back, and have kind of wondered since. Outside of my obligations to family, not sure anything would motivate me to want to survive for what comes next.

joshatatlasstands · 07-12-2012, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmh6122

We are the zombies. If it comes to that it will not be a virus, it will be a catastrophic breakdown of our distribution system. Once the shelves at Walmart go empty with no relief in sight the zombies will roll.
Read Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" about 5 years back, and have kind of wondered since. Outside of my obligations to family, not sure anything would motivate me to want to survive for what comes next.

read it last year, spooky realism...I'd rather not go through it myself...eat me

Hack · 07-12-2012, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshatatlasstands

read it last year, spooky realism...I'd rather not go through it myself...eat me

Can you send me your address?

I will take advantage of the weak first.

mr_mer · 07-12-2012, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshatatlasstands

people walking into water fountains and in front of moving trains etc.

In before natural selection comments.

jeff_farkas · 07-12-2012, 10:12 AM

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Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
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Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
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A little sun screen never hurt anybody
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The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
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rcole_sooner · 07-12-2012, 10:40 AM

I wonder if the NCIS Gibb's Rules would work?

Leumas · 07-12-2012, 10:46 AM

I'd be this dude...

...and probably within an hour end up being this dude...

joshatatlasstands · 07-12-2012, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hack

Can you send me your address?

I will take advantage of the weak first.

down the road

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crawlingkingsnake Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Evergreen State Posts: 772 Thanks: 72 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts	Re: How you picture yourself in a zombie apocalypse Looks like the USS Arizona.

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cmh6122 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,947 Thanks: 48 Thanked 9 Times in 4 Posts	Re: How you picture yourself in a zombie apocalypse We are the zombies. If it comes to that it will not be a virus, it will be a catastrophic breakdown of our distribution system. Once the shelves at Walmart go empty with no relief in sight the zombies will roll. Read Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" about 5 years back, and have kind of wondered since. Outside of my obligations to family, not sure anything would motivate me to want to survive for what comes next.

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