Everybody's Got Something To Hide Cept for Me + My Monkey

[Tim Fezziwig]

Tim Ultra-Fezz here at my gateleg table. PUMPED? I have to say yes. LONG night into day. Bingeing on the muse. It is important to feed on the MUSE constantly. ART forms slowly. I have had ideas germinate for decades. I had a fertile mind in 10th grade. I had two titles. How Hard is the Heart of a Dead Swan? and Mama Was a Trapezoid. Both took decades to become reality.

How Hard is the Heart of a Dead Swan? became the name of my GREAT unreleased second album. I have an instrumental named that also. Nice little etude.

Mama was a Trapezoid is a song on the FANTASTIC never to be released "They Died W/ Buttercups in Their Mouths". I'm stockpiling the music. Then ,when I "die+transcend Mrs. Fezz can sell the GEMS!

Mama is a riff on Cheap Trick's Surrender>>>

Mommie's alright
Daddy's allRight
They
Just Seem alittle WEIRD


Mama was a TRAPEZOID
Daddy was a PARANOID
Sister was alittle PRISS
Brother loved the Rolling..............Stones.


The "waves" of INSPIRATION that float through the air are elusive. They dance on the edge of reason. Did I just see a ghost? YES! The answer to EVERY question is YES! YES! YES!

I used to say NO all the time
"Tim do you want Sex+drugs+R+R +Apricots+Onions+ CRAP CAPPPP"

NO ,I NEED NOTHING!

Then one day I was "almost" unhappy. I will not ALLow that. Beat myself up? For who? I'm GREAT! Playing headgames AGAINST myself? No WAY! Attack THE WORLD!

SEE HOW THE MUSE can just "spring." I can't type fast enough. Automatic writing. I'm talking to the wife as I ramble on. I'm in two worlds ,the hand just keeps atyping. THIS IS THE SECRET of ? That I don't know? I'm still encased in a "flawed"product. Hey,I'll take it. Tim T? Or THE VESSEL has served me well. Tons of experiences. The main themes. LOVE+ HATE+SEX+DEATH+MADNESS+REGRET+,,,,,,,,, then? Who cares? Navel-gazing hurts thy NECK!


Gimme some Neck is a GREAT solo album by Ronnie Wood. HE IS DAMN GOOD! People talk JUNK! The Stones were better with Brian +Mick T. NO KIDDING! They were HUNGRY then. Ronnie came on and propped up KEEF while Keef did his SMACK ATTACK! Beast of Burden is LOVELY!



Ron Wood+Ron Asheton? Two GODS OF HACK> I own the ESP Sig R.Wood Tele. I NEED AN ASHETON REVEREND V! Teles are taking over my mind. ALL OF US! Tim T+Tim Fezz+Tim cornedBeefHashFezz ALWAYS are reaching for a TELE!


///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Bonus>> Thread >>>>Teles vs THE WORLD



I'm going to do a thread on THE MAIN PAGE about the Tele +LP connection. I figured I'll do a short taste of it here. The Backstage is the ONLY place I'm known on MLP. Tim ? Yeah applehead. I hang with the bed- wetting mutants. TEACH ME! Oh Master. How do I play+Buy+String+tune my guitar. PHHHEEEWWW!


Teles are a MAGICAL TOOL! It is close to a Lester. Single cut. Meaty. loud. HEAVY! I wanted a Tele for a LONG TIME! I finally got TWO in 2011. ESP Ron Wood 2003. 2000 light aSH am STD! ......???/

////////123673236783456789345678906456789

Sorry, the wife just had to tell me something. WORTYUIO!

I'm out of breath. Teles are slabs of Rock. Mountains of tone. I believe a Tele is essential. A STOCK tele. I'm not sure why EVERYONe replaces pups? Every one of my guitars are stock, except my Aceburst which came w/Super Ds and My 86 Sg with the Iommi bridge. The rest I bought because they sounded FANTASTIC!

My 2000 Fender Tele is MEAN. Why change it's character? I know Teles are the most modded guitars. They are a tabla rossa . What do you want? I LOVe the ESP Hum in the neck of my RW= Kills. I'm buying a MIM Tele w/90's SOON. I'm becoming a Tele NUT. I will have 3 soon.The most of any single guitar. My ESP is a Tele. The headstock is just alittle different.


Zep 1. The tele tones on that SOLD me. Unreal. Dimed Supro and a plank. Yes. Brittle yet meaty. HEAVY! I know Page said the Lester fit him like a glove....still. He is a TELE monster.

Keef= Tele as a ROCK tool. Keef plays ALL guitars. I even seen him with a natural Sg Custom at some wedding. The Tele is his muse. I watch his vids. Any vid. Recent stuff. He KILLS his Tele. The chords sound right+bright.

Hell, I could go on forever.

Signing out from Cropperadelphia
Tim Stax

You Tube

You Tube

[bscenefilms]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Hell, I could go on forever.

Signing out from Cropperadelphia
Tim Stax

Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s - YouTube

Green Onions is one of my wife's fav tune to play on the keyboards. LOTS of nuance in the solos there. Took her a while to get it nailed but she just owns that shit now.

[onehippie]

booker t and the mgs
right on

[Chilli]

I got a terrible tele lust at the moment too.

[Seantk]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Gimme some Neck is a GREAT solo album by Ronnie Wood. HE IS DAMN GOOD! People talk JUNK! The Stones were better with Brian +Mick T. NO KIDDING! They were HUNGRY then. Ronnie came on and propped up KEEF while Keef did his SMACK ATTACK! Beast of Burden is LOVELY!



Ron Wood+Ron Asheton? Two GODS OF HACK> I own the ESP Sig R.Wood Tele. I NEED AN ASHETON REVEREND V! Teles are taking over my mind. ALL OF US! Tim T+Tim Fezz+Tim cornedBeefHashFezz ALWAYS are reaching for a TELE!

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Bonus>> Thread >>>>Teles vs THE WORLD

I like Ron - I'll check this album out. I'm not sure why, but I have never been into Telecasters before. I would like to check one out now though. I have a few Strats and a few LPs and unfortunately I really can't buy anything else

[Mattyboy]

Ronnie damn good! I loved him with the Faces and the Stones. The solo(s) he lays down on Hand of Fate is pure soul.

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Mattyboy

Ronnie damn good! I loved him with the Faces and the Stones. The solo(s) he lays down on Hand of Fate is pure soul.

Matt that was Wayne Pekins. One of my fave B sides. Dancing with mr D is another

1973 rolling stones dancing with mr d - YouTube

1973 rolling stones dancing with mr d - YouTube

Hand of Fate - Rolling Stones - YouTube

Hand of Fate - Rolling Stones - YouTube

[markerdown]

A quote from the old SNL skit Sprokits (Mike Meyers I think) "Don't touch my monkeee"

[Thumpalumpacus]

Best Tele tone evar:

Communication Breakdown-Led Zeppelin Lyrics - YouTube

Communication Breakdown-Led Zeppelin Lyrics - YouTube

[Nicky]

Fezz, I have bootleg recording from LouAnn's nightclub in Dallas, made in 1968.........drumroll............................. ............................................Ronnie Wood on bass.............................................. ......Mickey Waller on drums............................................. .......Rod Stewart on vocals........................and................. ................Jeff Beck! 16 songs recorded on a two track tape deck hidden under the stage. Believe Mr. Beck was playing a Goldtop at the time.

[Laaz]

Skid Row - Monkey Business (music video) - YouTube

Skid Row - Monkey Business (music video) - YouTube

[mgenet]

What's the monkey's name?

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Chilli

I got a terrible tele lust at the moment too.

Chill I got one ,then two and now 3? they are just so PURE. You WILL be heard on a Tele.

Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

Best Tele tone evar:

Communication Breakdown-Led Zeppelin Lyrics - YouTube

I agree thump. On the edge +blistering.

Originally Posted by mgenet

What's the monkey's name?

Well? Sabu and Tim. The wife calls me Monkey Man and Sabu Stinky Munkin and Monkey Boy.

[mgenet]

^ Oh. ^

[Stratottack]

I hit a Monkey last night. The old lady's Monkey!

[mgenet]

^ I think I am out of touch ^
Sexual innuendo or out of your window?

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Stratottack

I hit a Monkey last night. The old lady's Monkey!

Nice Strat. You KEEP busy. People ask me. Strat is he real? I say Yes. They say is DEVIL MAN Real? I say Yes. This is SHOW BIZ! THE CRIPPLER LIVES

Dick the Bruiser Vs Ray the Crippler Stevens - YouTube

Dick the Bruiser Vs Ray the Crippler Stevens - YouTube

[Thundergod]

"teles are slabs of rock!"

[Stratottack]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Nice Strat. You KEEP busy. People ask me. Strat is he real? I say Yes. They say is DEVIL MAN Real? I say Yes. This is SHOW BIZ! THE CRIPPLER LIVES
Dick the Bruiser Vs Ray the Crippler Stevens - YouTube

Not just alive but kickin & screaming too.

[Phil-E the G-Shizzle]

The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - YouTube

The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - YouTube

[tazzboy]

Too much Monkey Business

Too Much Monkey Business - Chuck Berry - YouTube

Too Much Monkey Business - Chuck Berry - YouTube

[Tim Fezziwig]

Very happy. The Teles are tuned. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT day. Monkeys are fun. So are apes. HOT COFFEE TIME! SWEAT OUT MY DEMONS!

You Tube

You Tube

[Roberteaux]

I was gonna buy a Tele for my last electric guitar... and so, last week, I tried one out.

Sounded great! Neck was a good fit for my hand! Beautiful finish! Venerable instrument that could double as an impact weapon... BUT:

I didn't buy it.

Just. Didn't. Like. It.

I've nothing bad to say about Teles, and am certainly not throwing down on them hard or sneering at them. They've earned their place and their rep, for sure... just, I don't want one for myself. Think I'm gonna buy another acoustic instead... maybe a resonator.

Glad you're happy with yours, dear Fezziwig!

--R

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Roberteaux

I was gonna buy a Tele for my last electric guitar... and so, last week, I tried one out.

Sounded great! Neck was a good fit for my hand! Beautiful finish! Venerable instrument that could double as an impact weapon... BUT:

I didn't buy it.

Just. Didn't. Like. It.

I've nothing bad to say about Teles, and am certainly not throwing down on them hard or sneering at them. They've earned their place and their rep, for sure... just, I don't want one for myself. Think I'm gonna buy another acoustic instead... maybe a resonator.

Glad you're happy with yours, dear Fezziwig!

--R

Rob, it took me 30 years to buy one. They are STRANGE guitars. They creep into your blood. I bought my first Tele= 2000 Am std. I was WAY HIGH on it. I then bought another=Ron W ESP Sig. I left the Fender sit. I Played the ESP alot. Then one day I picked up the Fender. EVERYTHING clicked.

The Tele is VERY HARDorVERY Easy to play? I like sounding half-crappy. Clams galore. I at first gave myself HEADHURTS with the Teles. AM I THIS BAD? More clams then ever? I relaxed and let the Tele take over. Now? I play my Teles better than my Lesters?

Who knows? I just get enthused. Teles+Sgs+339+Vs+Strats+Yammys+....On and On. We are FREE MEN! Keep buying guitars. You may need another Sg? Explorer? FIREBIRD W/minis?

Yes that is it? What? THE ANSWER IS MORE GUITARS!

[Mantis]

Originally Posted by Seantk

I like Ron - I'll check this album out. I'm not sure why, but I have never been into Telecasters before. I would like to check one out now though. I have a few Strats and a few LPs and unfortunately I really can't buy anything else

trade those strats in for a Telecaster and thank me later..
---------------------------------------------------------------------
i'm a cold Italian Pizza i could use a lemon squeezer...

[Roberteaux]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

THE ANSWER IS MORE GUITARS!

Truer words have never been spoken!

--R