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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." - Kurt Vonnegut Add your own...
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06-22-2012, 11:07 AM
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Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know. Best quote ever!
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you just cost him a six pack a day! |
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06-22-2012, 11:09 AM
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A fat dog means the owner doesn't get enough excercize.
Forgot who said that. Nothing in life could be so bad that a puppy licking your face can't cheer you up. Again, forgot who said that.
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06-22-2012, 11:12 AM
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I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.
Leonardo da Vinci
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06-22-2012, 11:15 AM
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Not sure where this one came from, but I love it.
"Happiness is the best revenge."
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06-22-2012, 11:16 AM
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"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Shakespeare
"Imagine what you'll know tomorrow" - Men In Black
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06-22-2012, 11:20 AM
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Another one from Kurt:
"First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." |
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The Messiah's Handbook:
"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours" "Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully. " "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice." Ilusions - Richard Bach |
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06-22-2012, 11:36 AM
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"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." --Dr. Seuss
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06-22-2012, 11:42 AM
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"Too much is as bad a too little" - Miyamoto Musashi
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06-22-2012, 11:43 AM
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"Lord, if there is a lord, save my soul - if I have a soul." - Frank Black
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06-22-2012, 11:44 AM
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"Perfect is the enemy of good." - Steve Jones (The Earaches)
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"Who's the brains behind this operation? Well, it's not really a brains kind of operation. http://soundcloud.com/spotmandoo/covers-from-the-black-lagoon |
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06-22-2012, 11:45 AM
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"Lick it, stick it, then never miss it"... vintage me LOL
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"If you EVER touch me again I'll twist your head into a f*cking balloon animal." - Shakes the Clown
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06-22-2012, 11:46 AM
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"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." - Tyler Durden
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"Hey there hipster, your roar is now a whisper." -David Eronomo (The Demolition Kings)
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06-22-2012, 11:58 AM
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Both from Albert Einstien:
"If you cannot explain something so that a five year old can understand it, then you don't truely understand it yourself." "If a solution is not beautiful it's not the right solution."
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"It's a full moon out tonight, can ya dig it? Well, that's a stupid question 'cause we HAVE to dig it...As the man says, all the southern child like to rock and roll."
Chris Robinson at the Tabernacle, Atlanta Georgia on the Crowes' last tour before they went on "indefinate hiatus". I was there and it was glorious. |
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06-22-2012, 12:36 PM
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"Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either." Bodhidharma
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"There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb f*ckers. They concentrate too much on f*cking, movies, money, family, f*cking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die."
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