Dearborn Police Officer ODs on Marijuana

vintageJIM · 06-16-2012, 11:00 AM

(from 2007) A Dearborn cop calls 911 & states, “I think we’re dying ………. we made brownies & I think we’re dead …………….”

Marijuana Overdose 911 Call - YouTube

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lespaul01 · 06-16-2012, 11:01 AM

he is a dummy

mudfinger · 06-16-2012, 11:01 AM

What a noob.

ledfree · 06-16-2012, 11:04 AM

What a cock!

cwness · 06-16-2012, 11:05 AM

Again another case where a cop is not charged. We'd all be sitting in jail if we did something stupid like that. Can't wait to hear the excuses.

CW

ArrogantBastard · 06-16-2012, 11:06 AM

Haha! Dearborn has a place by the name of Lyle's. Best Ham sandwiches around. Their split pea n ham soup owns, too. Ever been there?

james beam · 06-16-2012, 11:09 AM

I'm from michigan , I ate to many once , but never called anybody

Byron999 · 06-16-2012, 11:09 AM

"I think we're dead"..............

rjshare · 06-16-2012, 11:16 AM

wow - if i ever have too much doob i cant speak let alone make a phone call and make coherent sentences!

BillB1960 · 06-16-2012, 11:16 AM

"Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs"

McDegga · 06-16-2012, 11:20 AM

I saw this when it first made the news a few years ago. It was funny then, and it's funnier still!

Congratulations, you made the list!

Fardwark · 06-16-2012, 11:20 AM

What he needed was Chong to mellow him out.

OT - MELLOW OUT MAN!!!!!!! - YouTube

Thumpalumpacus · 06-16-2012, 11:35 AM

What isn't generally known is that this officer has been having problems on the job for years due to the requirement that he drive a full-sized cruiser. Finally, thanks to the ADA, his police department had to knuckle under and get him a special vehicle more his speed:

That may have something to do with his resignation, you know.

Drew224 · 06-16-2012, 11:37 AM

The headline is misleading. There's no such thing as an overdose when it comes to weed - just being way to ****ing high.

MineGoesTo11 · 06-16-2012, 11:37 AM

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Thumpalumpacus · 06-16-2012, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew224

The headline is misleading. There's no such thing as an overdose when it comes to weed - just being way to ****ing high.

The cop reported himself as having ODed. Put scare quotes around "OD" in the title and call it a day.

MineGoesTo11 · 06-16-2012, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew224

The headline is misleading. There's no such thing as an overdose when it comes to weed - just being way to ****ing high.

As anyone with half a brain knows... except this cop...

coldsteal2 · 06-16-2012, 11:46 AM

was that like the first time he was ever stoned or what?

nauc · 06-16-2012, 11:51 AM

and someone gave him a gun to police us?!?!

MineGoesTo11 · 06-16-2012, 11:54 AM

Time is going by really really slow....

...lol ... that happens to me at work! I feel like I'm dying.

northernguitarguy · 06-16-2012, 11:59 AM

Hey man, that must be some seriously good hash, I could use some of that while listening to the new Rush this weekend

Drew224 · 06-16-2012, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

The cop reported himself as having ODed. Put scare quotes around "OD" in the title and call it a day.

I really don't like idiots...

180gROC · 06-16-2012, 12:14 PM

Eating pot is nothing like smoking it, and it's easy to over do it. Lot's of people don't realize that until it's too late.

leftyguitarman · 06-16-2012, 12:22 PM

I saw this a couple years ago and it was as funny now as it was then haha. What a moron.

180gROC · 06-16-2012, 12:31 PM

Heinous that he stole the pot that he "OD'd" on.

Back when I was a daily smoker, I had nearly a dozen incidents where a cop had me dead to rights, with my stash exposed and me busted, only I wasn't. I have no criminal history at all. Why? I only ever had the very best of the very best on my person, and the bomb chrons gets officer whoever's wives REALLY horny.

So I've had my stash taken many times, but always just got a "warning" and watched my chrons get stuffed in a shirt pocket.

For that reason, I laughed extra hard as I listened to that 911 call. Pot stealing dumb ass got what he deserved.

Moral: Don't get caught with dirtweed. Dirtweed doesn't make an officers wife "happy" and WILL get you busted. Also, don't get caught with more bomb than can fit in a uniform shirt pocket.

SteveGangi · 06-16-2012, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 180gROC

Heinous that he stole the pot that he "OD'd" on.

Back when I was a daily smoker, I had nearly a dozen incidents where a cop had me dead to rights, with my stash exposed and me busted, only I wasn't. I have no criminal history at all. Why? I only ever had the very best of the very best on my person, and the bomb chrons gets officer whoever's wives REALLY horny.

So I've had my stash taken many times, but always just got a "warning" and watched my chrons get stuffed in a shirt pocket.

I can't decide if the moron is this guy

or this guy

GibsonRocker · 06-16-2012, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 180gROC

Eating pot is nothing like smoking it, and it's easy to over do it. Lot's of people don't realize that until it's too late.

And when it's "too late" you just sit back, eat something delicious and listen to some music. Not flip out like this

Fardwark · 06-16-2012, 01:01 PM

What's really funny is the news presenters in that first vid killing themselves laughing at the end of the report. Even they knew the score.

SteveGangi · 06-16-2012, 01:02 PM

Just kick back and smoke a roach

Smokin A Roach - YouTube

Electroman67 · 06-16-2012, 01:08 PM

Purple power to the people.....and i dont mean Barney.

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