Straight guys would never

mdubya · 06-13-2012, 12:29 AM

click on an 'if you were gay" thread.

EnjoGuitar · 06-13-2012, 12:32 AM

They also wouldn't conspicuously draw attention to everyone else being gay.

mdubya · 06-13-2012, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by EnjoGuitar

They also wouldn't conspicuously draw attention to everyone else being gay.

captain tightpants · 06-13-2012, 12:36 AM

I could probably be gay for the right price.

Guaranteed none of YOU motherphuckers could afford me

mdubya · 06-13-2012, 12:40 AM

Thumpalumpacus · 06-13-2012, 12:43 AM

I'm pretty sure I gave the only right answer in that thread.

EnjoGuitar · 06-13-2012, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

I'm pretty sure I gave the only right answer in that thread.

I'm pretty sure Beers would light me on fire if he saw the joke I made.

mdubya · 06-13-2012, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

I'm pretty sure I gave the only right answer in that thread.

I looked at the title and thought, "I don't even wan to know..."

Thumpalumpacus · 06-13-2012, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mdubya

I looked at the title and thought, "I don't even wan to know..."

My sexuality wasn't threatened in the least.

mdubya · 06-13-2012, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

My sexuality wasn't threatened in the least.

Mine either. But somethings I am not even curious about.

Art_Vandelay · 06-13-2012, 01:18 AM

They also will not be my next LAYTEX SALESMAN.

Cause straight guys , can't sell no laytex products.

Thumpalumpacus · 06-13-2012, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mdubya

Mine either. But somethings I am not even curious about.

Are you kidding, and miss all the purse-swatting fun?

Justin Igger · 06-13-2012, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnjoGuitar

I'm pretty sure Beers would light me on fire if he saw the joke I made.

Yeah he would probrably troll your punk ass till left crying for mama. You never know who might be watching.

EnjoGuitar · 06-13-2012, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Justin Igger

Yeah he would probrably troll your punk ass till left crying for mama. You never know who might be watching.

I wonder what I've managed to do to piss you off. You seem like you're trying to make a point but I'm having a hard time caring.

By the way, cute name. Really gives off that "I'm not here to troll" vibe.

Art_Vandelay · 06-13-2012, 01:39 AM

Dammit, I have run out of beer, SON OF A BITCH

Justin Igger · 06-13-2012, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnjoGuitar

I wonder what I've managed to do to piss you off. You seem like you're trying to make a point but I'm having a hard time caring.

By the way, cute name. Really gives off that "I'm not here to troll" vibe.

Im glad you like. You must care you seem to respond quickly. You are the king of trolling young one. Seems you have enough enimies around here so I wont even bother with you cupcake.

EnjoGuitar · 06-13-2012, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Justin Igger

Im glad you like. You must care you seem to respond quickly. You are the king of trolling young one. Seems you have enough enimies around here so I wont even bother with you cupcake.

I always have responded quickly to things. I tend to refresh a lot when I'm bored and taking a break from other things. I don't troll. I have no need for that behavior.

At any rate, if you won't even bother with me, let's hope you keep your word on that one. I've been told exclusively that I was being ignored, and then was not ignored.

I'm gonna hold ya to it on this one, man.

Art_Vandelay · 06-13-2012, 01:49 AM

HA HA HA, I found me some liquor, now lets go little chigger HA HA,

Oh dam sorry Enjo , you got this.

I mo make me some Ham Biscuits.

FrankieOliver · 06-13-2012, 01:54 AM

It's rather interesting that there are two threads on this topic. So, who needs to come out? I'm straight, but liberal as feck. You can stay on our couch fer one week, clean dishes and buy takeout.

Art_Vandelay · 06-13-2012, 02:00 AM

Heroin couch surfing is frowned upon round my way.

That is ya come in, hit the house off, do your bit, you turn blue an keel over, I got an AP FOR THAT.

And if you the unlucky sort, it might involve a Tall Man and Reggie Bannister. HA HA HA.

Daniel · 06-13-2012, 02:07 AM

Straight guys would have no fear of an "If you were gay" thread and jump right in.

Art_Vandelay · 06-13-2012, 02:10 AM

GAY ? , I thought this thread was about runnin a vacuum cleaner .. dammit, I just open the door an run a leaf blower,

danohat · 06-13-2012, 04:59 AM

Straight guys would most definitely click on an If You were Gay thread.

Rich · 06-13-2012, 05:07 AM

I'm secure in my sexuality so I have no problems with such threads but, if I were gay and banged any of you hairy mofos, you'd never go back to women.

EnjoGuitar · 06-13-2012, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

I'm secure in my sexuality so I have no problems with such threads but, if I were gay and banged any of you hairy mofos, you'd never go back to women.

Somehow... I believe that.

Rich · 06-13-2012, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnjoGuitar

Somehow... I believe that.

Damn straight, biotch!

EnjoGuitar · 06-13-2012, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

Damn straight, biotch!

Caoimhin · 06-13-2012, 06:37 AM

I'm straight, I don't have to prove it to anyone. If I want to joke about being gay then I will.

bertzie · 06-13-2012, 06:55 AM

Homosexuals are gay.

mdubya · 06-13-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bertzie

Homosexuals are gay.

Y'all don't bother me.

I am enjoying seeing everyone defending themselves though.

This thread brought out a few unexpected responses from 'new' members too.

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