so in zombie apocalypse... (why it wont work)

Zack · 06-02-2012, 06:08 PM

so in a zombie apocalypse 99% of the population talks about how they are going to go all rambo hacking zombies up and lasting years in the apocalypse. but if you all go rambo then there wont be any zombies? so in order for a zombie apocalypse all you guys planning to run around with your hatchets and shotguns going rambo will probably all get infected before you even know whats happening.

so tell me about how your going to go Rambo slaughtering zombies

Skintaster · 06-02-2012, 06:12 PM

Most people living in big cities don't have a viable plan for evacuating their city quickly, even when there's a "normal" crisis like a hurricane bearing down on them.

Most people don't plan or train with even basic survival skills if the systems they depend on for a comfortable day to day life suddenly break down.

Those that do, probably would have a chance of survival, while the rest would quickly become the walking undead.

Fardwark · 06-02-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zack268

so in a zombie apocalypse 99% of the population talks about how they are going to go all rambo hacking zombies up and lasting years in the apocalypse. but if you all go rambo then there wont be any zombies? so in order for a zombie apocalypse all you guys planning to run around with your hatchets and shotguns going rambo will probably all get infected before you even know whats happening.

so tell me about how your going to go Rambo slaughtering zombies

Nurse? He's out of bed again!

EDIT: Aw crud yi were talking about a film. Don't mind me, carry on.

Mr Insane · 06-02-2012, 06:14 PM

If you die with one of these, you are a pussy.

Daniel · 06-02-2012, 06:15 PM

Fortunately or unfortunately I don’t do television, subsequently I had no clue there is a Zombie Apocalypse on the way… Forget the Zombies look out for Zombie Apocalypse Survivors

Mr Insane · 06-02-2012, 06:17 PM

If all else fails, I'll just start throwing telecasters.

05jrock · 06-02-2012, 06:18 PM

I'm sure there is an app on my phone that would protect me.

Zack · 06-02-2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Insane

If you die with one of these, you are a pussy.

this is what i mean, you will probably be dead by the time you get this stuff. let alone the hundreds of others trying to get it

Mr Insane · 06-02-2012, 06:25 PM

Which is why you get them before hand. Jeez, like being Rambo is a science.

Leendrix · 06-02-2012, 06:26 PM

I want to be on FPS Russia's good side, were one to happen.

bertzie · 06-02-2012, 06:35 PM

The biggest problem will be people flocking to walmarts and shopping malls. They'll be all you can eat buffets for zombies.

JDB 1696 · 06-02-2012, 06:38 PM

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Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
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geochem1st · 06-02-2012, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Insane

....

If you die with one of these, you are a pussy.

For one there isn't enough ammo...

Two:
It seems we have already lost. They won and we haven't figured it out yet.

broke_player · 06-02-2012, 08:34 PM

All I know is the first ones to go in a zombie apocalypse are gonna be the fatties. So if your out when the apocalypse happens, grab a fattie and push them towards the zombie. The get away as fast as you can to your already prepared bunker, supplies and guns. Going Rambo is actually optional.

bertzie · 06-02-2012, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broke_player

All I know is the first ones to go in a zombie apocalypse are gonna be the fatties. So if your out when the apocalypse happens, grab a fattie and push them towards the zombie. The get away as fast as you can to your already prepared bunker, supplies and guns. Going Rambo is actually optional.

The first ones to go will be the ones outside when it starts.

Stay safe, stay home.

Thundergod · 06-02-2012, 09:45 PM

Avoid malls and shopping centers. Avoid firing guns because the sound will drag attention to you from zombies and worst: survivors trying to get any weapon and supplies, they'll be more dangerous as they will think (something zombies don't) and they'll plan.

Always have a shovel at hand. If you can have two (a normal one and a small one) better.

Find water and a safe place to hide in. Don't join large groups. Don't let anyone see you or know you are alive.

JMV · 06-02-2012, 09:53 PM

I'll be locked up in my house with boarded up windows, TYVM. I also have plenty of food, water, fuel, and ammo on hand.

After all, it's hurricane season. All that stuff has a more practical purpose if we get a nasty storm headed our way. I'm also ready to bug out if need be.

PraXis · 06-02-2012, 09:58 PM

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MineGoesTo11 · 06-02-2012, 10:00 PM

If you're gonna bug out.. You have to have a place to bug out to. I wouldn't go Rambo.. You'd want to attract as little attention as possible. (don't be a hero)

If you have no resources or place to bug out to.. Then you'll have to stick it out in whatever surroundings you find yourself in. Don't waste precious energy going on a crusade to some perceived oasis.. Once the situation levels off a bit, Most of your time will be spent fending off hunger and thirst rather than zombies, so you will want a cordoned off area and the means to grow food in confined space.

morrow · 06-02-2012, 10:02 PM

I beat Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 on expert so i'll be ok

Actinic · 06-02-2012, 10:59 PM

I beat Rage, twice. And Mutant Bash TV, many more times.

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My best solution for the (upcoming) Zombie Apocalypse. Invite all your ex-wives to your house. Tell them you are sorry. Then open the doors for the zombies to enter. Sorry, ladies.

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PeteK · 06-03-2012, 12:19 AM

Zombie apocalypse? Pshh, whatever. When people start eating eachother's faces, I'll start to worry.

Zack · 06-03-2012, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteK

Zombie apocalypse? Pshh, whatever. When people start eating eachother's faces, I'll start to worry.

haha..

Caleb · 06-03-2012, 05:48 AM

If this ever happens, I'm going to purposely get infected on my boss's front lawn. That way I have a shot at personally taking the boss down.

Ledheadforlife · 06-03-2012, 09:35 AM

The Refugee · 06-03-2012, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Insane

If you die with one of these, you are a pussy.

Or ran out of ammo, which is why you don't rely on guns

Mantis · 06-03-2012, 10:14 AM

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Thundergod · 06-03-2012, 10:31 AM

Jokes aside, the bath salts thing brings on a new thing to factor in.

People always expects this kind of thing to start because of some govt experiment gone wrong... But what if it starts because some idiot makes a drug and every other idiot starts using it? What if it mutates (or is made to) be contagious so the idiot making it expects it to be used by everyone so he gets rich?

People are using krokodile and bath salts KNOWING what they do... So...

Mantis · 06-03-2012, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thundergod

Jokes aside, the bath salts thing brings on a new thing to factor in.

People always expects this kind of thing to start because of some govt experiment gone wrong... But what if it starts because some idiot makes a drug and every other idiot starts using it? What if it mutates (or is made to) be contagious so the idiot making it expects it to be used by everyone so he gets rich?

People are using krokodile and bath salts KNOWING what they do... So...

i agree, so let's write the screen play and bring to the next level.
We'll call it Kroksalts.
A Thumpmantis production.

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