Only One Food Has Been Shown to Prevent Dementia...

nauc · 05-31-2012, 12:38 AM

"alcohol"

Only One Food Has Been Shown to Prevent Dementia | Psychology Today

Caleb · 05-31-2012, 12:40 AM

Only one food has been proven to lower the sex drive of women.

Wedding cake.

Thumpalumpacus · 05-31-2012, 01:09 AM

This just in: Scientists don't know the difference between "food" and "drink."

AngryHatter · 05-31-2012, 01:14 AM

I thought alcohol was classed as a food since it is converted into sugar, hence energy.
One can live on beer, literally. I thought?

CHUNKYNECK · 05-31-2012, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AngryHatter

I thought alcohol was classed as a food since it is converted into sugar, hence energy.
One can live on beer, literally. I thought?

I've tried living on beer but sooner or later your going to need some peanuts and pizza.

Thumpalumpacus · 05-31-2012, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by AngryHatter

I thought alcohol was classed as a food since it is converted into sugar, hence energy.
One can live on beer, literally. I thought?

I dunno, I always figured food was substantive rather than liquid.

Mike's_LP · 05-31-2012, 01:57 AM

No, I've never ate alcohol. (But some of those craft beers....

)

I guess if my liver doesn't explode, I'll manage to keep my marbles!

Caleb · 05-31-2012, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

I dunno, I always figured food was substantive rather than liquid.

Broth counts, doesn't it? Hell, that's how they ween starving people back.

Thumpalumpacus · 05-31-2012, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Caleb

Broth counts, doesn't it? Hell, that's how they ween starving people back.

Broth should just make up its mind already.

Caleb · 05-31-2012, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

Broth should just make up its mind already.

When I was in my early 20's, beer definately counted.

Thumpalumpacus · 05-31-2012, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Caleb

When I was in my early 20's, beer definately counted.

Oh, I hear you ... there was a time in my life when this song was srs bsns:

You Tube

12watt · 05-31-2012, 05:35 AM

Seriously? Would you take advice from this guy?
He looks like he's just come from the karaoke at a symposium.

Every other day there's a story that shows health benefits of light alcohol consumption in the media.

Sinmastah · 05-31-2012, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 12watt

Seriously? Would you take advice from this guy?
He looks like he's just come from the karaoke at a symposium.

Every other day there's a story that shows health benefits of light alcohol consumption in the media.

Light is the kicker. Not a lot of people understand light is one or two beers a day max. Hell, even I don't understand that

rybass · 05-31-2012, 09:05 AM

Yeah from experience I know there is a point that alcohol negatively affects your memory. Or does it?

What are we talking about?

Rich · 05-31-2012, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Caleb

Only one food has been proven to lower the sex drive of women.

Wedding cake.

Rebuttal: Bride's maids.

djwilbanks · 05-31-2012, 09:24 AM

Then why are there people with alcohol induced dementia?

alligatorbling · 05-31-2012, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

Then why are there people with alcohol induced dementia?

DJWILBANKS!

you still be puttin those plastic wrestlin' figures in yo butt?

tex_lt · 05-31-2012, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by djwilbanks

Then why are there people with alcohol induced dementia?

Because they shouldn't have passed out....they should have stayed awake and partied.

matthew bear · 05-31-2012, 09:53 AM

1 or 2 beers is perfect... what a nice ending to a hard days work!
3,4,5 ect = a bad ending to a hard days work! plus you'll start farting all up in yo bed,
stinkin up the place...

Engel · 05-31-2012, 09:55 AM

Crossword puzzles.

Use it or lose it.

matthew bear · 05-31-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Engel

Crossword puzzles.

Use it or lose it.

Plus you won't fart all up in yo bed...

335Reasons · 05-31-2012, 10:13 AM

Could be a DNA related thing. If you're strong enough to 'bypass' the ill effects of alcohol, then it's only normal that you can deal with Dementia. Look at this way, I have to stop drinking right now because I remember from the last time that if I continue drinking I would end up with a terrible headache. Did I say I remember?

Thumpalumpacus · 05-31-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Engel

Crossword puzzles.

Use it or lose it.

The NYT, regularly ... it will keep your head bubbling.

SteveGangi · 05-31-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

This just in: Scientists don't know the difference between "food" and "drink."

and pizza is a vegetable

DHBucker · 05-31-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Caleb

Only one food has been proven to lower the sex drive of women.

Wedding cake.

Q: "Why does the bride always smile from ear to ear as she walks down the aisle?"

A: "Because she knows she never has to give blowjob again!"

alligatorbling · 05-31-2012, 10:45 AM

djwilbanks be puttin them wrestlin figures in his butt

uh huh, in his but, uh huh, in his butt... thats right in his BEE YOU INN GEE HOLE.... in his bung hole!

djwilbanks be puttin them wrestlin figures in his butt

come on everybody sing it with me!

Leumas · 05-31-2012, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike's_LP

I guess if my liver doesn't explode, I'll manage to keep my marbles!

That's the trick. It just kills you before you're old enough to lose your shit.

Thumpalumpacus · 05-31-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveGangi

and pizza is a vegetable

You had to go and get politics involved.

djwilbanks · 05-31-2012, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alligatorbling

djwilbanks be puttin them wrestlin figures in his butt

uh huh, in his but, uh huh, in his butt... thats right in his BEE YOU INN GEE HOLE.... in his bung hole!

djwilbanks be puttin them wrestlin figures in his butt

come on everybody sing it with me!

matthew bear · 05-31-2012, 02:02 PM

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