Man cuts himself then throws skin and intestines at cops WTF

[ibanezcollector]

First the zombie dude eating someones face now this, WTF kinda drugs these guys on, I never did this crap LOL

Police: Hackensack Man Wayne Carter Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin And Intestines At Officers « CBS New York

[Northwinds]

Not sure how the dude could survive after cutting his intestines to pieces

Straightup freak there, probably messed up on bathsalts too

[Who]

......He said he believes that drug use or mental illness may have contributed to Carter’s behavior, but that hasn’t been confirmed

I'll save them some investigation time.....

[JDB 1696]

In Russia, when you stab yourself and cut your intestines, the knife bleeds, my friend.

[River]

Why'd you start a (redundant) thread about this?

Srsly, why?

And you "LOL" about it. Bullshit. You "suck" about it.

Misery must love company, and you must be miserable. There's no other rationale.

[River]

Originally Posted by Who

I'll save them some investigation time.....

You know nothing. Why are you pretending you do?

[Who]

It's called "a joke".

River, you need to take a little time off from MLP. Most posts I've seen of yours lately have been very grumpy and intolerant of people.

Try to think of this place as a BIG bar, with people mingling all night. Do you need to get in on EVERY conversation?

Also, not everyone here reads every post the way you do... so sometimes multiple threads will pop up about the same topic in the news, just like multiple coversations will hit on current events at the bar. Are you going to say to some dude at the bar "Ya know, a few guys already talked about that earlier today, I can't understand why YOU would talk about it now, instead of talking to those dudes earlier".

[JDB 1696]

Listen to Moonchild and relax...

[The Refugee]

Originally Posted by Who

Try to think of this place as a BIG bar, with people mingling all night.

All I can imagine is a big sausage fest, since that is what this forum seems to be

If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.

Susej. Suuuuseeeeeej.

Again, this "stabbing" happened 5 minutes away from me. Lovely stuff.

[JDB 1696]

Now we are talking about sausages. (I know I will regret it if I say the word "Awesome")

[duck2k]

Lesson learned here...never huff the inside of your shoe!

[Who]

Sausage, intestine.... same thing.

[SixAngryStrings]

And I'm cooking Bratwurst tonight!!! AWESOME!!!

I don't mind the double thread post all that much... I can think of nothing cooler, as a huge F*CK YOU to society, than disemboweling yourself in the presence of the police... too bad he didn't have the decency to shoot himself in the head afterwards... what a pussy... anyways...

Who's HUNGRY!!!???

This is how I like em'... I suggest you have em' the same way...

[JDB 1696]

Intestines just have more of a visceral taste...

[SixAngryStrings]

Originally Posted by JDB 1696

Intestines just have more of a visceral taste...

Yeah... That's why I choose Nathan's Famous.

[Thumpalumpacus]

It's the American take on seppuku.

[JDB 1696]

Was that dude a samurai by any chance?

[nicolasrivera]

Originally Posted by Northwinds

Not sure how the dude could survive after cutting his intestines to pieces

Straightup freak there, probably messed up on bathsalts too

He is just another ZOMBIE!!!!

And they said the Mayans got it all wrong!! Pffff.....

[Davio]

Drugs ? Maybe his deceased Dad was a chitterling and pork rind salesman that he was trying to summons.

[morrow]

Next time at least check the first page dude

Now THIS guy is a zombie wana-be!!!

[AngryHatter]

Originally Posted by Who

It's called "a joke".

River, you need to take a little time off from MLP. Most posts I've seen of yours lately have been very grumpy and intolerant of people.

Try to think of this place as a BIG bar, with people mingling all night. Do you need to get in on EVERY conversation?

Also, not everyone here reads every post the way you do... so sometimes multiple threads will pop up about the same topic in the news, just like multiple coversations will hit on current events at the bar. Are you going to say to some dude at the bar "Ya know, a few guys already talked about that earlier today, I can't understand why YOU would talk about it now, instead of talking to those dudes earlier".

The other side of the coin is the bar regular who has heard every new person ask the same inane questions again and again.

Then I also think you have missed his sense of humor.

And lastly, perhaps he doesn't suffer fools gladly?

And to the OP - the guy was from Jersey.

[Roberteaux]

Years ago, there was this guy who lived around here who worked as a lumberjack. He was a really, really big guy, and strong as an ox. Not a bad fellow, either, except that he had suffered a gunshot wound to the head in Vietnam and dealt with a lot of pain and a slight degree of dementia as a result of that injury.

When this dude said that he had a headache, it was bad news because he would usually also become highly irascible and disoriented once the pain got to a certain point. His foreman knew this about him, and would send him home if he began to complain that his head hurt. Most of the zone cops knew him too-- he had gone off on a few people over the years, and the results were never pretty. And because of his sheer size and strength, it always took more than one officer to restrain him or get him under control.

So one day work sent him home because he had a headache, and he showed up at a bank shortly afterwards. He sat down with the loan officer and tried to arrange for a loan of some sort. But he was turned down for having no collateral. Upon hearing this rejection, he became extremely upset, and beat up the loan officer along with a couple of other people who tried to stop him from hurting the bank rep. Then, with everyone in the bank either hors de combat or quivering in the corner, he pulled out a big knife and cut his own throat!

By the merest distance, he missed the carotid arteries and jugular veins on both sides of his neck, and only sliced half through his larynx. And so, badly injured but not totally incapacitated, he got his brother to drive him to the hospital. The deputies came upon him in the hospital parking lot, and because he still had that knife, they attempted to disarm and restrain him. It was five cops versus this guy, and a good thing that they got into the altercation in the hospital parking lot because before it was over two of the deputies needed medical treatment themselves.

About a year later, the dude was in an inpatient psych program, but not in a secured facility. We got this call where the dude had thrown coffee into the face of his counselor, causing retinal burns, and I was the first unit to arrive on the scene. I found that the guy had hidden himself in a mop closet, and sweet-talked him out of there. I knew about him a bit because he was notorious for all the times the sheriff's department had to skirmish with him, and also my wife was a corrections officer and told me what the scoop was with him. It was she who also told me that sometimes, you could actually talk him into chilling out. I was less than thrilled to be dealing with this call as the nearest backup was probably about fifteen minutes away. Everybody else was tied up at that moment.

So I laid a little sugar on him, and he came out of that closet. I almost pissed myself when I saw the size of this man. He was so big that I couldn't even secure him with handcuffs because his wrists wouldn't fit into them!

So I just sort of sang and tap-danced along with this giant trundling beside me; I was telling him that everything was gonna be okay, hoping it was true, and otherwise trying not to crap my pants. Upon reaching my unit, I secured his wrists with leg irons, and then drove him to the calaboose. The booking officers were distinctly unhappy to see him returning to them...

Because of my success at transporting him from Point A to Point B without fanfare, the higher-ups in the department got the idea that I "had a way with him" and so guess who got stuck transporting him when they salted him away at the state mental facility in Chattahoochee, Florida? Yep, me and another guy who really was being punished for something.

***************

We had yet another guy who used to eat sharps-- that is, pins and needles, busted off jack knife blades, nails, tacks, razor blades-- you name it. If it was sharp and metallic, this guy would eat it.

He wasn't violent or any of that. But apparently the out-patient clinic that served him figured out that he was gobbling sharps once again-- he had been treated for this in the past and they knew what to look and listen for. And so they got an involuntary commitment to the psych ward on his behalf, and yours truly was sent to serve the Baker Act and bring him to the psych ward.

Which I did, and no big deal. The dude was easy. But before they could take him into the psych ward at Halifax Hospital in Daytona Beach he had to go to the ER for a checkup, and that meant he had to be x-rayed. And because he was in my custody until he was admitted into psych, my partner and I had to stick around. I went to hit the water fountain, and noticed the x-ray tech and a doc standing around talking. I was curious about this business of eating sharp metallic objects, and so I sidled up to ask them about it.

The doc took me into a room where the x-rays were hanging on one of those wall thingies with the lights and all. And when I looked at the x-rag of this guy's gut, I saw it was full of pins, needles, and all kinds of other junk. The doc-- who had operated on him before-- showed me that this guy had only about one-quarter of his stomach left. You see, if you get something sharp stuck in your stomach lining, they can't just remove it and have you heal. The wound won't heal at all, so what they have to do is cut out the part of the stomach with the sharps in it and then sew things up after that.

So the doc told me that this guy was now gonna DIE. There's only so small that one's stomach can be, he wasn't really healing up from the previous surgeries, and that was about it. The doc told me that they would sedate the dude and fill him with pain killers, but that he would die of an infection before too long.

So I left the x-ray room, and made my way back to the patient and my partner in a slight daze. I couldn't help but ask the guy, "Brother... why the hell do you keep eating sharp things?"

There were tears in his eyes as he said, "I don't know..." The words came out as a sort of whimper and my heart went out to this poor guy. You know, he was only in his middle twenties...

Anyway, for every person who exhibits some savant-like attribute for having some kind of mental infirmity, there are one thousand others who are seriously debilitated by such conditions and syndromes. I knew that there are some who suffer from various types of dementia, people with phobias, personality disorders, and so forth. But I never before met or heard of a person whose obsessive-compulsion disorder actually killed him.

--R

[geochem1st]

Originally Posted by Who

It's called "a joke".

River, you need to take a little time off from MLP. Most posts I've seen of yours lately have been very grumpy and intolerant of people.

Try to think of this place as a BIG bar, with people mingling all night. Do you need to get in on EVERY conversation?

Also, not everyone here reads every post the way you do... so sometimes multiple threads will pop up about the same topic in the news, just like multiple coversations will hit on current events at the bar. Are you going to say to some dude at the bar "Ya know, a few guys already talked about that earlier today, I can't understand why YOU would talk about it now, instead of talking to those dudes earlier".

Seems you just found this place and only recently walked into this bar. Before you start telling one of the regulars how he feels and what he needs, and how he seems lately.... one should get to know him first.... and frankly you don't know him.....which makes you very unqualified to say squat in regards to his disposition. His sense of humor is fine. His sense of whats real is even better.

[Bluesky]

I remember this guy who shit himself on purpose as he was being arrested just to make us miserable while taking him in.

But this guy.......throwing his insides at them!? Thats hardcore shit.

Very smart of those cops to just back out of the room and let this one go. I wouldn't want any part of what he was about.

[AngryHatter]

I read about a Korean teen who was distraught that her parents would not let her marry her true love.
They are at the zoo, she cuts her wrists in front of them and dives into the shark tank.

[Corrosion of Conformity]

Originally Posted by River

Why'd you start a (redundant) thread about this?

Srsly, why?

And you "LOL" about it. Bullshit. You "suck" about it.

Misery must love company, and you must be miserable. There's no other rationale.

You've been in a particularly cranky mood lately.

[Bluesky]

River has a Master degree in Penisology.......can't help himself. but today it looks like he's going for the doctorite.

[cynic79]

Originally Posted by morrow

Next time at least check the first page dude

Now THIS guy is a zombie wana-be!!!

In all fairness, that thread title doesn't exactly scream "disemboweling oneself and throwing bodily pieces at cops."

[geochem1st]

Originally Posted by Bluesky

River has a Master degree in Penisology.......can't help himself. ...

Says the guy that thinks that masturbating is an Olympic Sport.

[Rankelson]

Jeez that guy got some Guts