Who is Onehippie? - Page 76

Tim Fezziwig · 07-12-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbxavier

Where did you get a chocolate guitar..?

There is a mom+pop chocolatier 5 minutes away from me. It was $32. They fashioned a mold like a Les Paul. They were afraid of me? I had long hair then. They thought I was dangerous. I could see the man reaching for a gun? or something under the counter. I returned and paid them. THEY WERE HAPPY! I then said I LOVE ALL>

Jim · 07-12-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

There is a mom+pop chocolatier 5 minutes away from me. It was $32. They fashioned an mold like a Les Paul. They were afraid of me? I had long hair then. They thought I was dangerous. I could see the man reaching for a gun? or something under the counter. I returned and paid them. THEY WERE HAPPY! I then said I LOVE ALL>

I see hahaha. you should get a chocolate statue of yourself

Tim Fezziwig · 07-12-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbxavier

I see hahaha. you should get a chocolate statue of yourself

Jim, I would rather have a GOLD statue. I'm EASILY one of the BEST artists in the world. I can do it ALL> I'm not lying. Killer guitar+Photographs+prose+acting and my SUPREME POWER! MIND CONTROL!

I came here. I was going to be humble. Be part of the TEAM. THE TEAM STINKS! I should be KINGFUZZ I'm surrounded by YES MEN! NO NO NO NO N NNO NO O! Forget that. YES A GOLDEN STATUE SOUNDS GREAT!

THE GOLDEN FEZZ

The Golden Rhino - YouTube

Phil47uk · 07-12-2012, 03:09 PM

Got a new bed last week.
First new bed we've had in thirty years.. Somehow I miss my old bed because I always sunk into the middle of the matress....

Now we have this super memory foam mattress which I must admit is fantastic.
The only problem being that this morning I was half asleep and obviously thought I was in the middle. My wife moved, so I rolled over.. Straight out of the f*cking bed...

Crash.. Down I went ( Unhurt but entangled in a duvet.) My daughter rushed in to see what the noise was. The first thing I said was .. "You pushed me" to my wife, to which she got mad and said she did no such thing. "One minute you were in the bed, the next you weren't".

Then the giggling starts.. Like two cronies they are in fits of hysterics. My daughter is crying with laughter.

My wife reaching for the Kleenex.

I can see this bed is going to get used too..

Jesus! If that happens again I'll be forced to get those railings that Vasco has installed on either side of his bed.

FrankieOliver · 07-12-2012, 03:12 PM

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I was half asleep and obviously thought I was in the middle. My wife moved, so I rolled over.. Straight out of the f*cking bed

It happens. All you can do is laugh...as long as there are no injuries, of course.

Phil47uk · 07-12-2012, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankieOliver

It happens. All you can do is laugh...as long as there are no injuries, of course.

No, I wasn't hurt in the slightest. I simply got up and jumped back into bed..
It was all the girlie giggling that got me.
My daughter came in from work tonight, took one look at me and burst out laughing again.
I don't know what my wife is laughing at. The other day there was an almighty crash and she went down like a ton of bricks in the kitchen after catching her slipper on the step from the sitting room. I looked round and she was sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Again, after finding she was ok my daughter got the giggles and I tried really hard to keep a straight face.

Vasco has a set of these on his bed, but I think that more of a safety issue regarding how far he'd have to fall if he did.

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Don't know what either of you old coots are talking about. Looks perfectly fine to me.' Course the patterns and colors are getting in the way a little, and those angel fanfares I'm hearing are a bit distracting.
Guess I was wrong about having all those brain cells to spare....

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbxavier

Where did you get a chocolate guitar..?

Where he gets everything. He pulls it out of his wazoo!

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

No, I wasn't hurt in the slightest. I simply got up and jumped back into bed..
It was all the girlie giggling that got me.
My daughter came in from work tonight, took one look at me and burst out laughing again.
I don't know what my wife is laughing at. The other day there was an almighty crash and she went down like a ton of bricks in the kitchen after catching her slipper on the step from the sitting room. I looked round and she was sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Again, after finding she was ok my daughter got the giggles and I tried really hard to keep a straight face.

Vasco has a set of these on his bed, but I think that more of a safety issue regarding how far he'd have to fall if he did.

Where are the restraints?

Tim Fezziwig · 07-12-2012, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Where he gets everything. He pulls it out of his wazoo!

Frank Zappa

John Vasco · 07-12-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

No, I wasn't hurt in the slightest. I simply got up and jumped back into bed..
It was all the girlie giggling that got me.
My daughter came in from work tonight, took one look at me and burst out laughing again.
I don't know what my wife is laughing at. The other day there was an almighty crash and she went down like a ton of bricks in the kitchen after catching her slipper on the step from the sitting room. I looked round and she was sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Again, after finding she was ok my daughter got the giggles and I tried really hard to keep a straight face.

Vasco has a set of these on his bed, but I think that more of a safety issue regarding how far he'd have to fall if he did.

You really do find some strange photos on the net. I seriously think the Septics should start praying for you. NOW!!!

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Got a new bed last week.
First new bed we've had in thirty years.. Somehow I miss my old bed because I always sunk into the middle of the matress....

Now we have this super memory foam mattress which I must admit is fantastic.
The only problem being that this morning I was half asleep and obviously thought I was in the middle. My wife moved, so I rolled over.. Straight out of the f*cking bed...

Crash.. Down I went ( Unhurt but entangled in a duvet.) My daughter rushed in to see what the noise was. The first thing I said was .. "You pushed me" to my wife, to which she got mad and said she did no such thing. "One minute you were in the bed, the next you weren't".

Then the giggling starts.. Like two cronies they are in fits of hysterics. My daughter is crying with laughter.

My wife reaching for the Kleenex.

I can see this bed is going to get used too..

Jesus! If that happens again I'll be forced to get those railings that Vasco has installed on either side of his bed.

Here's the system my wife decided on to solve that very same problem Phil. Turning over is a bit of a trial, (and a bit unnerving to wake up with a mattress on top of you!) but I'm getting used to it.
Haven't fallen out of bed since!

FrankieOliver · 07-12-2012, 06:09 PM

Good stuff, Mindfrigg. I could use the roll bars, but the straps wouldn't work.

Fardwark · 07-12-2012, 06:14 PM

Only thing that's missing is some nice pyjamas.

Gooner · 07-12-2012, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Here's the system my wife decided on to solve that very same problem Phil. Turning over is a bit of a trial, (and a bit unnerving to wake up with a mattress on top of you!) but I'm getting used to it.
Haven't fallen out of bed since!

This thread has now taken a turn for the worse, it's very strange what the older generation get up to in pursuit of sexual gratification

, still as long as no animals are involved..........

Phil47uk · 07-12-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Where are the restraints?

Vasco doesn't need restraints, he suffers from vertigo, so there is no chance of him throwing himself off intentionally.

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankieOliver

Good stuff, Mindfrigg. I could use the roll bars, but the straps wouldn't work.

Dont be too hasty there Frankie. My wife swears that they are extremely handy during a full moon!

Phil47uk · 07-12-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by John Vasco

You really do find some strange photos on the net. I seriously think the Septics shouls start praying for you. NOW!!!

I tried to find a bed that matched the one I saw in that photo you posted up once of you playing a Strat in your bedroom..

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooner

This thread has now taken a turn for the worse, it's very strange what the older generation get up to in pursuit of sexual gratification

, still as long as no animals are involved..........

Phil47uk · 07-12-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooner

This thread has now taken a turn for the worse, it's very strange what the older generation get up to in pursuit of sexual gratification

, still as long as no animals are involved..........

My wife said to one of her friends once.." Phil knows every part of the female anatomy except for where their waist is".

Thermionik · 07-12-2012, 06:29 PM

Robert hit the nail on the head.....

Balancing this:-

With this:-

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 06:29 PM

Yeah Gunner, if the old Geezer's weren't still gettin' funky, WTF would YOU have to look forward to?

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 06:43 PM

R. Crumb even foresaw the creation of the 'MyLesPaul' forum!!!

Gooner · 07-12-2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HenryHill

How many of us knights have tripped more than once?

Just cigarettes and alchohol for me, and I managed to rid myself of the fags in '93

Cigarettes & Alcohol - YouTube

Gooner · 07-12-2012, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Yeah Gunner, if the old Geezer's weren't still gettin' funky, WTF would YOU have to look forward to?

I think I'm going to be forever young

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooner

I think I'm going to be forever young

Keep dreamin' that dream foo'.

onehippie · 07-12-2012, 06:56 PM

Lost Internet connection in area for awhile got my hands on this phone to make this post it has been a pleasure will be online again soon yall take care could be a week or more

Gooner · 07-12-2012, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by onehippie

Lost Internet connection in area for awhile got my hands on this phone to make this post it has been a pleasure will be online again soon yall take care could be a week or more

Don't worry, we'll still be here

Mindfrigg · 07-12-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gooner

Don't worry, we'll still be here

Don't get me wrong, we'll miss ya 'Hipp. But when I listen to this song, it ain't you I'm thinkin' of!

Horslips "I' ll Be Waiting" - YouTube

Tim Fezziwig · 07-12-2012, 08:40 PM

Hip is in Space. He will be cleansed and returned to ALL OF US. Clean as ? VOIYUYUYI

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Phil47uk Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: ' England' Posts: 25,220 Thanks: 78 Thanked 1,098 Times in 176 Posts	Re: Who is Onehippie? Got a new bed last week. First new bed we've had in thirty years.. Somehow I miss my old bed because I always sunk into the middle of the matress.... Now we have this super memory foam mattress which I must admit is fantastic. The only problem being that this morning I was half asleep and obviously thought I was in the middle. My wife moved, so I rolled over.. Straight out of the fcking bed... Crash.. Down I went ( Unhurt but entangled in a duvet.) My daughter rushed in to see what the noise was. The first thing I said was .. "You pushed me" to my wife, to which she got mad and said she did no such thing. "One minute you were in the bed, the next you weren't". Then the giggling starts.. Like two cronies they are in fits of hysterics. My daughter is crying with laughter. My wife reaching for the Kleenex. I can see this bed is going to get used too.. Jesus! If that happens again I'll be forced to get those railings that Vasco has installed on either side of his bed. Harmony and Mindfrigg like this. __________________ 'Long tenons......Short tenons. When the drummer comes in, what the fck does it matter'.

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