Who is Onehippie? - Page 16

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by John Vasco

One suspects you are already on the same doseage as Philis...

Same dosage? Hah! The Frigster requires the dosage of TEN men, good and true!.............................

Same dosage? Hah! The Frigster requires the dosage of TEN men, good and true!.........................

(Didn't I say that already?)

Phil47uk · 06-12-2012, 02:22 PM

If this thread goes on for much longer, it could be in danger of being shut down on religious grounds.

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

If this thread goes on for much longer, it could be in danger of being shut down on religious grounds.

Oh HELL no! It's deja vu all over again!

Phil47uk · 06-12-2012, 03:02 PM

Once onehippie sees this pic of you and your missus 'Frigga' he might well convert over to our camp..

Phil47uk · 06-12-2012, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Vasco

Time for your meds again, I see!

Nurse! This twat in the corner, QUICK!!!

At least my meds don't come in a styrofoam box with a plastic fork and a sachet of vinegar.

Phil47uk · 06-12-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by John Vasco

YOU are the Pensioner pissing into your incontinent pad...!!!

You mean like those blue ones you always wear each May posing in front of your car? Heavens forbid..

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

At least my meds don't come in a styrofoam box with a plastic fork and a sachet of vinegar.

Phil my pills come in a nice little bottle. I LOVE THEM! Once I admitted I'm CRAZY great things have happened. TOTAL FREEDOM! I taKE MY PILLS. THE WIFE MAKES SURE I SWALLLOW THEM.

THEN I GET IN MY CAR.

Vrrooom roooom!

HAPPINESS floods me! Endless energy. THE PILLS MAKE ME CRAZIER? It is funny. Now everyone is off my back. My parents and wife praise me"Tim has finally comfronted his demons

" I even "snowed" the SHRINK! TIM IS CURED! My stress "therapist" still looks at me sideways! SCREW THAT APPLEHEAD! MEDS ARE FUN!

Phil47uk · 06-12-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Phil my pills come in a nice little bottle. I LOVE THEM! Once I admitted I'm CRAZY great things have happened. TOTAL FREEDOM! I taKE MY PILLS. THE WIFE MAKES SURE I SWALLLOW THEM.

THEN I GET IN MY CAR.

Vrrooom roooom!

HAPPINESS floods me! Endless energy. THE PILLS MAKE ME CRAZIER? It is funny. Now everyone is off my back. My parents and wife praise me"Tim has finally comfronted his demons

" I even "snowed" the SHRINK! TIM IS CURED! My stress "therapist" still looks at me sideways! SCREW THAT APPLEHEAD! MEDS ARE FUN!

So we've noticed .

Sin Nombre · 06-12-2012, 04:20 PM

So watt is the answer.

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

So we've noticed .

Small Faces, Itchycoo Park - YouTube

onehippie · 06-12-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Is there really any need in this case onehippie? I have always been under the impression that men like you shot themselves at some point in time anyway.

Barneys Gun - YouTube

Phil47uk · 06-12-2012, 07:14 PM

16 pages ..Wow!
Look at the celebrity status we have bestowed upon you .
Fame at last....I think you owe Frigg, Fezz and I a drink.
You wont get a drink out of Vasco..He's so f*cking tight he often wakes up in the middle of the night to see if he's lost any sleep.

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

16 pages ..Wow!
Look at the celebrity status we have bestowed upon you .
Fame at last....I think you owe Frigg, Fezz and I a drink.
You wont get a drink out of Vasco..He's so f*cking tight he often wakes up in the middle of the night to see if he's lost any sleep.

I quit drinking 12 years ago . TOO STRONG! How bout some liquid LSD? That is nice and weak

Anybody remember Owlsley?

Acid King: Psychedelic Icon Owsley 'Bear' Stanley, Dead at 76. - YouTube

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

I quit drinking 12 years ago . TOO STRONG! How bout some liquid LSD? That is nice and weak

Anybody remember Owlsley?

Acid King: Psychedelic Icon Owsley 'Bear' Stanley, Dead at 76. - YouTube

Er,uh, shot of Drambuie fer me.

Ringo Starr - The No-No Song - YouTube

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Er,uh, shot of Drambuie fer me.

Ringo Starr - The No-No Song - YouTube

I used to drink Absolut straight or with tonic. I don't like booze. The last thing I need is something to give me more courage. I already feel like running into traffic or fighting the biggest guy in the bar. I also can't read when I drink. I must expand my mind EVERY day. Booze just makes me act like white trash. How boring is that?

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

I used to drink Absolut straight or with tonic. I don't like booze. The last thing I need is something to give me more courage. I already feel like running into traffic or fighting the biggest guy in the bar. I also can't read when I drink. I must expand my mind EVERY day. Booze just makes me act like white trash. How boring is that?

Puts me to sleep. I'll have a brewsky with friends occasionally,or a licquor by the fire on winter's nights. Wine with a meal.
Had a bit of a problem in my youth, but really found it pretty boring generally later. Psychedelics were my weakness, but not in a long,long,long..................

You Tube

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Puts me to sleep. I'll have a brewsky with friends occasionally,or a licquor by the fire on winter's nights. Wine with a meal.
Had a bit of a problem in my youth, but really found it pretty boring generally later. Psychedelics were my weakness, but not in a long,long,long..................

The Beatles - Long, Long, Long (2009 Stereo Remaster) - YouTube

I had to quit drinking. My ego gets even bigger

I would REALLY shoot my mouth off. I also like to bleed. NOT A GOOD COMBINATION

Now I take my anti-depressents and smoke cigars and mother nature. Oh yeah, I'm also pounding 75 ounces of strong black coffee.

My fave high is straight INSANITY! Last time I had a "spell" it was GREAT FUN! My car-key felt like a pebble in my hand. I swear I heard a "new" voice in my head. I felt great . I scared the wife,that is why I promised to be a goodboy and start seeing my shrink and stress therapist. LIFE IS NEAT

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

I had to quit drinking. My ego gets even bigger

I would REALLY shoot my mouth off. I also like to bleed. NOT A GOOD COMBINATION

Now I take my anti-depressents and smoke cigars and mother nature. Oh yeah, I'm also pounding 75 ounces of strong black coffee.

My fave high is straight INSANITY! Last time I had a "spell" it was GREAT FUN! My car-key felt like a pebble in my hand. I swear I heard a "new" voice in my head. I felt great . I scared the wife,that is why I promised to be a goodboy and start seeing my shrink and stress therapist. LIFE IS NEAT

Ego gets bigger? Is that even possible?

Sounds like you're gettin in tune Tim! Me too!

The Who - Getting in Tune - YouTube

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Ego gets bigger? Is that even possible?

Sounds like you're gettin in tune Tim! Me too!

The Who - Getting in Tune - YouTube

Mind I would get drunk and yell"I'M THE KING". I would mess around with the biggest guy there. I was ready to gouge their eyes out. I have RAGE in me? SICK RAGE! I also like getting beat on. I have shocked alot of people. Laughing while blood ran down my face. LOVING IT?

I believe I'm just one of those wild souls. I have SUPREME confidence in myself. Once I got over my "depression" I think I over-compensated. I went from I'm Dirt to I'm a GOD

Now I really do believe my hype. I feel like I own this world. Put me in any company white collar+blue collar I don't care. I zero in on the alpha and try to shake his world.

I believe 100% in myself. No doubt. If this is madness? I'm in.

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One day Onehippie and I went to see Foghat+Molly Hatchet +Outlaws. This was in 85 or 86. We watched and drank grape juice. Hippie said nothing. A REALLY hot girl came up to Hippie.

ARE YOU IN A BAND?

Hippie looked into her eyes. She started to cry.

She ran way screaming. HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!

We watched the show the Outlaws closed with Green Grass and High Tides.

We drove home.

I talked the whole way . Hippie said nothing.

I dropped him off. He leaned into the car.

He said"I love washed up R+R."

Then? I swear he dissapeared for a moment?

Green Grass and High Tides. OH YEAH!

Green Grass High Tides LIVE The Outlaws 1 - YouTube

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 08:40 PM

[QUOTE=

I believe 100% in myself. No doubt. If this is madness? I'm in.

[/QUOTE]

Alright. Once and for all.( And please let's just keep this between you and me).....

I AM A F**KING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, that felt good.

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Alright. Once and for all.( And please let's just keep this between you and me).....

I AM A F**KING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, that felt good.

Mind damn right it feels good. Why not be your own biggest fan? I'll be dead in 30 or 40 years. While I'm here on this planet I will LOVE myself,warts and all. Screw the critics. I talk JUNK and produce. Kiss my grits if you don't like it.

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Another time Hippie and I saw Yngwie Malmsteen. Yngwie's bassist got too drunk. Yngwie asked "ANY BASSISTS HERE?"
Hippie handed me his cowboy hat and climbed onstage. HE KILLED! Hippie ALWAYS surprises me.

Yngwie Malmsteen - Black star - YouTube

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Mind damn right it feels good. Why not be your own biggest fan? I'll be dead in 30 or 40 years. While I'm here on this planet I will LOVE myself,warts and all. Screw the critics. I talk JUNK and produce. Kiss my grits if you don't like it.

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Another time Hippie and I saw Yngwie Malmsteen. Yngwie's bassist got too drunk. Yngwie asked "ANY BASSISTS HERE?"
Hippie handed me his cowboy hat and climbed onstage. HE KILLED! Hippie ALWAYS surprises me.

Yngwie Malmsteen - Black star - YouTube

Hey, if onehippie has that much goin' for him , I say, screw him!

Where's MY thread?

Tim Fezziwig · 06-12-2012, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Hey, if onehippie has that much goin' for him , I say, screw him!

Where's MY thread?

Be careful what you wish for.

Hippie said he wants to hear some Jimi. Here you go Hip.

JIMI HENDRIX - Hey Baby - YouTube

Mindfrigg · 06-12-2012, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Be careful what you wish for.

Hippie said he wants to hear some Jimi. Here you go Hip.
JIMI HENDRIX - Hey Baby - YouTube

Well! We know it's ALL about 'Hippie!

Oh wait...... It IS all about 'Hippie.

onehippie · 06-13-2012, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Untrue Sir...

Who else in this forum has bestowed you your own thread fifteen pages long and given your name cult status and fame amongst the forum Gods?

/me thinks this is not a good thing in the end a trap/

Certainly not your master.. 'Judge Jonathan Vasco'. He hasn't even made a cameo appearance as yet in this illustrious thread to come to your aid when you have been under attack and on your knees.

/false/

/He is not to be bothered with you and your minions
comments pure jibberish to say the least/

You Sir have been well and truly seduced by the dark Scouse side.

/seen the light indeed as we all know you stand in this dark side in wait
to polluted those wishing advice/

In truth you should be saying

'Why hast thy foresaken me O' great Lord Vasco?"

/why would His Honour need to intervene for me when i stand as a wall for his and all defense
wouldnt that put him in danger which will not do
must be protected as all members here
im redundancy /

Not attacking the likes of the great Wazooo Mindfrigg and my kind self who shower you with nothing but adoration and praise.

/great wazooo mindfrigg

sheesh kind self my eye all possible deceptions
though they will not work/

Mindfrigg and I are of gentle sprit my son and welcome you back into the fold with open arms.

/this will never happen just inconceivable gentle sprit says you/

Don't worry about the Fezzster, he'll jump sides as soon as the moon starts to wax and wane and will return to the ancient ways of the old country.

Fezz will also never turn coat to your side he is too strong as long as he doesnt look into those eyes
a dose of good ol fuzz will cause your eyes to blink every time
making that attack of the viewers useless/

The Fezzster is a merry fellow who will dance to the rams horn and drums at festival of 'Litha' on our longest day of the year. When the Fezzer hears this he will not be able to resist dancing round the broken table even though an ocean seperates him from the ancient woods of the shire and the old ways....

/The Fezzster is a merry fellow this is truth paramount beware his wrath when forced in a corner/

Tis me onehippie..I am the whistler.

Look deep into the eyes...

/everyone be strong to his attacks this is a strong one indeed next he will try to school you look away Tim Fezziwig we cant lose you now/

Long May Vasco Rein in truth

.

to Peace and Family

onehippie · 06-13-2012, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Vasco

Take no notice of this wazzock, Sir Onehippie of Woodstock.

He is but a blurt, reaching out from the darkness and nether-lands of the world, talking shite while trying to convince poor souls of his goodness. He is a Banjocaster-spanker. 'nuff said!

Just ask him for the key of a song - that'll feck him over goodstyle...!!!

this be a truth in need of repeating

onehippie · 06-13-2012, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloverdale Road

Wait just a cotton-pickin' second! Vasco is a Dark Lord of the Sith?

Hmmmm.......now that I think about it, Darth Vasco does have a debonair ring to it. I quite like it, actually.

step lightly there fellow you are mistaken indeed
clear your mind as there is no alternative only a toll

onehippie · 06-13-2012, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Take no notice of old wishbone legs onehippie.. He craves disciples and will do anything to enslave you from the comfort of he's social services riser armchair whilst munching a plate of soggy chips.
Actions speak louder than words so remember who elevated you to the status of forum celebrity...

Remember.. His hatred of anything Fender is merely a physical limitation with regard to physical strength and finger length on his part, hence if you watch carefully he will never attempt finger vibrato on a bent note. In fact you wont hardly see him do it on an un-bent note either...
So switch over from the dark side and join the real men while you can onehippie.
Simply stand up..Turn round three times with one hand on your head and the other on your arse and recite ' Scouse tosser I command thee begone'.

Then have a nice cup of tea and you'll feel 100% better.. Even the printed page will suddenly become much clearer and your computer keyboard wont look half so confusing anymore..

more falsehood i see

NEVER will i turn to you i dig light and color not darkness and void

onehippie · 06-13-2012, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Ye have been warned that the Lady Frigg will not be mocked! I am her Knight errant ( thus ,Mind Frigg) and have been anointed to kick ass!
Dark, light,what's the diff? A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man.

(also..I realise there are a couple definitions for errant and so I pick the good one. not in the sense that I am lost or gone astray, but more the in search of romance and adventure thingy)

onehippie beware lest my Lady calls you home!

i see no reason to fear you
must i put you in your place
a Knight eh well then that tears it beware indeed yourself as i now have my eyes on you

onehippie · 06-13-2012, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Once onehippie sees this pic of you and your missus 'Frigga' he might well convert over to our camp..

impressive
i see though no worries

there will be no changing camps

06-12-2012, 02:22 PM	#452 (permalink)
Phil47uk Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: ' England' Posts: 25,181 Thanks: 78 Thanked 1,090 Times in 175 Posts	Re: Who is Onehippie? If this thread goes on for much longer, it could be in danger of being shut down on religious grounds. Tim Fezziwig, onehippie and Mindfrigg like this. __________________ 'Long tenons......Short tenons. When the drummer comes in, what the fck does it matter'.*

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Phil47uk Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: ' England' Posts: 25,181 Thanks: 78 Thanked 1,090 Times in 175 Posts	Re: Who is Onehippie? Once onehippie sees this pic of you and your missus 'Frigga' he might well convert over to our camp.. onehippie and Mindfrigg like this. __________________ 'Long tenons......Short tenons. When the drummer comes in, what the fck does it matter'.*

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Phil47uk Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: ' England' Posts: 25,181 Thanks: 78 Thanked 1,090 Times in 175 Posts	Re: Who is Onehippie? 16 pages ..Wow! Look at the celebrity status we have bestowed upon you . Fame at last....I think you owe Frigg, Fezz and I a drink. You wont get a drink out of Vasco..He's so fcking tight he often wakes up in the middle of the night to see if he's lost any sleep. Tim Fezziwig and Mindfrigg like this. __________________ 'Long tenons......Short tenons. When the drummer comes in, what the fck does it matter'.

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