Who is Onehippie?

[Tim Fezziwig]

Hyliopw! Gyt! Juiyrtewqw!

[Mindfrigg]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Hyliopw! Gyt! Juiyrtewqw!

Take the keyboard outa yer mouf and try again!

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Take the keyboard outa yer mouf and try again!

My mind is tired now. Only so much it can take.I must shutdown for awhile,before the language gets messed up. CHEERS ALL! I must rest

[Mindfrigg]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

My mind is tired now. Only so much it can take.I must shutdown for awhile,before the language gets messed up. CHEERS ALL! I must rest

Goodnight, sweet prance.

[onehippie]

[Mindfrigg]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

My mind is tired now. Only so much it can take.I must shutdown for awhile,before the language gets messed up. CHEERS ALL! I must rest

Too late!

[onehippie]

sleep well Tim Fezziwig
well fought Mindfrigg is corrupted to far
there are no prisoners with phil
only control and false teaching of music
and error

Judge Vasco will be along when time permits to send him cowering to the shadows once again

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

A man stood on a mountain. He asked God for help. Nothing happened.

HE CURSED GOD

Lightning struck him.

The lesson? Never climb a mountain and ask for help when you have already reached your goal. Ask on the way up. Don't bother GOD when you have already won. HE/SHE doesn't like that. TOO GREEDY!

A very profound proverb for this time of day Fezzmaster.

That reminds me of the guy who was on the roof of his house with flood water up to the first floor window.
A boat comes by and a guy asks him to hop in..

" No thank you" shouted the man, "The Lord will save me"..
Five minutes later with the flood waters lapping at his feet a helicopter hovers overhead and they drop down a harness.
He waves them away. " No thank you" he shouts over the roar of the flood.. "The Lord will take care of me".
Five minutes later with the water up to his lips the man splutters out in despair ..
" Lord why have thou foresaken me?"
Just then a deep voice booms over the raging torrent.
" I sent you a boat and a helicopter, what more do you want?"



Could these be the wise teachings of the hippster Fezzington?

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

My mind is tired now. Only so much it can take.I must shutdown for awhile,before the language gets messed up. CHEERS ALL! I must rest

What do you mean, 'before the language gets messed up? '

[Phil47uk]

Oh well..Over the pond time difference..All the Septics are still fast asleep and all is quiet.

Now is the time for a short commercial break and another song from onehippies vast repetoire methinks.

Q5 Piano Tune by Spike Milligan - YouTube

Q5 Piano Tune by Spike Milligan - YouTube

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by onehippie

sleep well Tim Fezziwig
well fought Mindfrigg is corrupted to far
there are no prisoners with phil
only control and false teaching of music
and error

Judge Vasco will be along when time permits to send him cowering to the shadows once again

Is there really any need in this case onehippie? I have always been under the impression that men like you shot themselves at some point in time anyway.

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Is there really any need in this case onehippie? I have always been under the impression that men like you shot themselves at some point in time anyway.

Phil first others must see Hippie's light. He has been around forever. Death is life. Fuzz is fuzz. Brush your teeth after eating popato chips. The chip will stick in your molars and cause cavities.

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Phil first others must see Hippie's light. He has been around forever. Death is life. Fuzz is fuzz. Brush your teeth after eating popato chips. The chip will stick in your molars and cause cavities.

You mean? How onehippies was created..

In a flash of light

BANG...........
And there was... Complete with beard and beanie hat...

Amazing...



A man who has spoken in tongues ever since a child..Even though he hasn't a clue as to what he's talking about.

Shnibala wndiburger schtolohumphries bombets gamazala von windicroft.

A genius indeed...

[Tim Fezziwig]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

You mean? How onehippies was created..

In a flash of light

BANG...........
And there was... Complete with beard and beanie hat...

Amazing...

YES! YES! YES! YES! You now understand. Vasco is involved also. When he plays the COSMIC TELE>>>> all will be understood.

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

YES! YES! YES! YES! You now understand. Vasco is involved also. When he plays the COSMIC TELE>>>> all will be understood.

I don't play teles.

I watch them.

When football is on...

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by onehippie

there are no prisoners with phil

Untrue Sir...

Who else in this forum has bestowed you your own thread fifteen pages long and given your name cult status and fame amongst the forum Gods?

Certainly not your master.. 'Judge Jonathan Vasco'. He hasn't even made a cameo appearance as yet in this illustrious thread to come to your aid when you have been under attack and on your knees.

You Sir have been well and truly seduced by the dark Scouse side.

In truth you should be saying

'Why hast thy foresaken me O' great Lord Vasco?"

Not attacking the likes of the great Wazooo Mindfrigg and my kind self who shower you with nothing but adoration and praise.

Mindfrigg and I are of gentle sprit my son and welcome you back into the fold with open arms.
Don't worry about the Fezzster, he'll jump sides as soon as the moon starts to wax and wane and will return to the ancient ways of the old country.

The Fezzster is a merry fellow who will dance to the rams horn and drums at festival of 'Litha' on our longest day of the year. When the Fezzer hears this he will not be able to resist dancing round the broken table even though an ocean seperates him from the ancient woods of the shire and the old ways....

Tis me onehippie..I am the whistler.

You Tube

You Tube

Look deep into the eyes...






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[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Untrue Sir...

Who else in this forum has bestowed you your own thread fifteen pages long and given your name cult status and fame amongst the forum Gods?

Certainly not your master.. 'Judge Jonathan Vasco'. He hasn't even made a cameo appearance as yet in this illustrious thread to come to your aid when you have been under attack and on your knees.

You Sir have been well and truly seduced by the dark Scouse side.

In truth you should be saying

'Why hast thy foresaken me O' great Lord Vasco?"

Not attacking the likes of the great Wazooo Mindfrigg and my kind self who shower you with nothing but adoration and praise.

Mindfrigg and I are of gentle sprit my son and welcome you back into the fold with open arms.
Don't worry about the Fezzster, he'll jump sides as soon as the moon starts to wax and wane and will return to the ancient ways of the old country.

The Fezzster is a merry fellow who will dance to the rams horn and drums at festival of 'Litha' on our longest day of the year. When the Fezzer hears this he will not be able to resist dancing round the broken table even though an ocean seperates him from the ancient woods of the shire and the old ways....

Tis me onehippie..I am the whistler.

Jethro Tull- The Whistler - YouTube
Look deep into the eyes...






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Take no notice of this wazzock, Sir Onehippie of Woodstock.

He is but a blurt, reaching out from the darkness and nether-lands of the world, talking shite while trying to convince poor souls of his goodness. He is a Banjocaster-spanker. 'nuff said!

Just ask him for the key of a song - that'll feck him over goodstyle...!!!

[Cloverdale Road]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

You Sir have been well and truly seduced by the dark Scouse side.

In truth you should be saying

'Why hast thy foresaken me O' great Lord Vasco

Wait just a cotton-pickin' second! Vasco is a Dark Lord of the Sith?

Hmmmm.......now that I think about it, Darth Vasco does have a debonair ring to it. I quite like it, actually.

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by John Vasco

Take no notice of this wazzock, Sir Onehippie of Woodstock.

He is but a blurt, reaching out from the darkness and nether-lands of the world, talking shite while trying to convince poor souls of his goodness. He is a Banjocaster-spanker. 'nuff said!

Just ask him for the key of a song - that'll feck him over goodstyle...!!!

Take no notice of old wishbone legs onehippie.. He craves disciples and will do anything to enslave you from the comfort of he's social services riser armchair whilst munching a plate of soggy chips.
Actions speak louder than words so remember who elevated you to the status of forum celebrity...

Remember.. His hatred of anything Fender is merely a physical limitation with regard to physical strength and finger length on his part, hence if you watch carefully he will never attempt finger vibrato on a bent note. In fact you wont hardly see him do it on an un-bent note either...
So switch over from the dark side and join the real men while you can onehippie.
Simply stand up..Turn round three times with one hand on your head and the other on your arse and recite ' Scouse tosser I command thee begone'.

Then have a nice cup of tea and you'll feel 100% better.. Even the printed page will suddenly become much clearer and your computer keyboard wont look half so confusing anymore..

[Phil47uk]

Originally Posted by Cloverdale Road

Wait just a cotton-pickin' second! Vasco is a Dark Lord of the Sith?

Hmmmm.......now that I think about it, Darth Vasco does have a debonair ring to it. I quite like it, actually.

Dont you mean ' the dark lord of the piss' !

[Phil47uk]

What more can one do for the hippster?

We have already given him a 15 page thread dedicated to himself that Vasco could only dream of in his wildest dreams.

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Cloverdale Road

Wait just a cotton-pickin' second! Vasco is a Dark Lord of the Sith?

Hmmmm.......now that I think about it, Darth Vasco does have a debonair ring to it. I quite like it, actually.

No, no, silly arse! My son turned to the Dark Side at an early age when he decided to support Liverpool FC. I am from good stock - I support Everton.

Thus sayeth Judge Vasco!

Harrumph!!!

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Take no notice of old wishbone legs onehippie.. He craves disciples and will do anything to enslave you from the comfort of he's social services riser armchair whilst munching a plate of soggy chips.
Actions speak louder than words so remember who elevated you to the status of forum celebrity...

Remember.. His hatred of anything Fender is merely a physical limitation with regard to physical strength and finger length on his part, hence if you watch carefully he will never attempt finger vibrato on a bent note. In fact you wont hardly see him do it on an un-bent note either...
So switch over from the dark side and join the real men while you can onehippie.
Simply stand up..Turn round three times with one hand on your head and the other on your arse and recite ' Scouse tosser I command thee begone'.

Then have a nice cup of tea and you'll feel 100% better.. Even the printed page will suddenly become much clearer and your computer keyboard wont look half so confusing anymore..

Time for your meds again, I see!

Nurse! This twat in the corner, QUICK!!!

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Dont you mean ' the dark lord of the piss' !

YOU are the Pensioner pissing into your incontinent pad...!!!

[Mindfrigg]

Ye have been warned that the Lady Frigg will not be mocked! I am her Knight errant ( thus ,Mind Frigg) and have been anointed to kick ass!
Dark, light,what's the diff? A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man.

(also..I realise there are a couple definitions for errant and so I pick the good one. not in the sense that I am lost or gone astray, but more the in search of romance and adventure thingy)

onehippie beware lest my Lady calls you home!

[Mindfrigg]

Chew on this for a while!

Cold Wind To Valhalla- Jethro Tull - YouTube

Cold Wind To Valhalla- Jethro Tull - YouTube

[Mindfrigg]

Originally Posted by John Vasco

Time for your meds again, I see!

Nurse! This twat in the corner, QUICK!!!

Er, John? I'll take those meds!

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Ye have been warned that the Lady Frigg will not be mocked! I am her Knight errant ( thus ,Mind Frigg) and have been anointed to kick ass!
Dark, light,what's the diff? A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man.

(also..I realise there are a couple definitions for errant and so I pick the good one. not in the sense that I am lost or gone astray, but more the in search of romance and adventure thingy)

onehippie beware lest my Lady calls you home!

And you can frig off for a start...!!!

[John Vasco]

Originally Posted by Mindfrigg

Er, John? I'll take those meds!

One suspects you are already on the same doseage as Philis...

[Mindfrigg]

Originally Posted by John Vasco

And you can frig off for a start...!!!

Indeed! I can do naught but "frig off", for 'tis but the nature of all friggers to frig!!!