'The Queen'..Coming to a field near me..

Phil47uk · 04-30-2012, 03:58 PM

It's ironical that only some weeks ago some of us were having a raging debate in a thread about the Royal family, with anti Royalists like myself clashing antlers big time with the likes of Royalists like Team1.

So now guess what's happened?
The Queen is coming to the shire on Wednesday.. Not to visit me thank Heavens..

And what is even weirder is that she's landing in a helicopter in the playing field of a school smack bang in front of the window of a music room my daughter is teaching vocals in.

All vehicles are banned from the site and no member of the public aother than pupils are allowed within the gates. Only teachers are allowed on the premises and as my daughter has police clearance, she's been told the old gal may pop her head in...

I am so glad it's not me, because I really would rather not meet anyone I would be expected to bow too. Now my daughter is in a flap..

If Teame1 and any of the other Royalists were down this way, I would have bought them all a little plastic flag to wave..

Me?.. I'll be in another nearbye town thankfully..

Fardwark · 04-30-2012, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Me?.. I'll be in another nearbye town thankfully..

By order of MI5 no doubt.

SteveGangi · 04-30-2012, 04:04 PM

Royalists vs Anti-Royal? I didn't even know there was any such thing going on.

MineGoesTo11 · 04-30-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveGangi

Royalists vs Anti-Royal? I didn't even know there was any such thing going on.

MineGoesTo11 · 04-30-2012, 04:09 PM

It could be fun.. have her stop by Shire radio and you two could have phone Vasco and listen to him have a rant!

SteveGangi · 04-30-2012, 04:11 PM

Coming soon. One time event. Her Majesty will take on ALL challengers in a Lumberjack Match!

LLLLLLLet's get ready to rumblllllle!

Phil47uk · 04-30-2012, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fardwark

By order of MI5 no doubt.

Phil47uk · 04-30-2012, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveGangi

Royalists vs Anti-Royal? I didn't even know there was any such thing going on.

Check out Teame1's Royalist Queens birthday thread , or whatever it was called from a couple of months ago. We Brits were at eachothers throats..

I don't wish them harm..I just have no time for what they represent.

Phil47uk · 04-30-2012, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MineGoesTo11

It could be fun.. have her stop by Shire radio and you two could have phone Vasco and listen to him have a rant!

That would be hillarious..

dylanR · 04-30-2012, 04:51 PM

fvck the royal family bunch of inbred assholes

FrankieOliver · 04-30-2012, 04:52 PM

She's still alive?

northernguitarguy · 04-30-2012, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil47uk

It's ironical that only some weeks ago some of us were having a raging debate in a thread about the Royal family, with anti Royalists like myself clashing antlers big time with the likes of Royalists like Team1.

So now guess what's happened?
The Queen is coming to the shire on Wednesday.. Not to visit me thank Heavens..

And what is even weirder is that she's landing in a helicopter in the playing field of a school smack bang in front of the window of a music room my daughter is teaching vocals in.

All vehicles are banned from the site and no member of the public aother than pupils are allowed within the gates. Only teachers are allowed on the premises and as my daughter has police clearance, she's been told the old gal may pop her head in...

I am so glad it's not me, because I really would rather not meet anyone I would be expected to bow too. Now my daughter is in a flap..

If Teame1 and any of the other Royalists were down this way, I would have bought them all a little plastic flag to wave..

Me?.. I'll be in another nearbye town thankfully..

At least you're getting Mum, we gotta foot the bill for this twat and his dog....

AleisterCrowley · 04-30-2012, 05:31 PM

Oh sorry, wrong queen...

Fardwark · 04-30-2012, 05:36 PM

I heard see is gonna gate crash an undisclosed pub at the end of May with a cream custom & a Fender twin reverb & give it some bollocks.

Phil47uk · 04-30-2012, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dylanR

fvck the royal family bunch of inbred assholes

Dont let Teame1 hear that, he'll have you locked up in the tower.

dudu · 04-30-2012, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dylanR

fvck royal families bunch of inbred assholes

There, I fixed that for you

FrankieOliver · 04-30-2012, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil47uk

Dont let Teame1 hear that, he'll have you locked up in the tower.

Note: this a nonsyllabic laughter response.

bertzie · 04-30-2012, 05:43 PM

You live in The Shire?!?!?!

Do you know the Bagginses?

MineGoesTo11 · 04-30-2012, 05:46 PM

The Royals just need to up their game a little... they haven't been up to much in the last hundred years or so... their popularity is suffering.

..you should just have William go sack France.

MineGoesTo11 · 04-30-2012, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bertzie

You live in The Shire?!?!?!

Do you know the Bagginses?

We hates them.

Nasty Bagginses... they stole it from us..

northernguitarguy · 04-30-2012, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MineGoesTo11

The Royals just need to up their game a little... they haven't been up to much in the last hundred years or so... their popularity is suffering.

..you should just have William go sack France.

It would be a lot more fun to sack Kate. Are you allowed to say it would be fun to bang a Royal silly?

MineGoesTo11 · 04-30-2012, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by northernguitarguy

It would be a lot more fun to sack Kate. Are you allowed to say it would be fun to bang a Royal silly?

you could take care of her whilst William is away..

FrankieOliver · 04-30-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MineGoesTo11

The Royals just need to up their game a little... they haven't been up to much in the last hundred years or so... their popularity is suffering.

..you should just have William go sack France.

They couldn't sack potatoes.

Cloverdale Road · 04-30-2012, 05:51 PM

I'm not exactly sure how it works over in the UK. I'm aware that there's a House of Commons (Orrrrrrder!) and a House of Lords. Similar to the American House of Representatives and Senate.

Does the Queen oversee or have any sway over the Parliament or has the Royal Family become more of a tourist attraction sort of thing?

MineGoesTo11 · 04-30-2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankieOliver

They couldn't sack potatoes.

There's an incredible shortage of potatoes according to Shire Radio..

cherryles · 04-30-2012, 05:53 PM

Dont do this or MI5 will shoot to kill

Mr Bean - Headbuts the Queen - YouTube

northernguitarguy · 04-30-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MineGoesTo11

you could take care of her whilst William is away..

I knew SHE was good for something. As for the rest of them

Chilli · 04-30-2012, 06:01 PM

Its a very big family and they get shit loads of money for doing very little of the easiest work.

Fardwark · 04-30-2012, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloverdale Road

Does the Queen oversee or have any sway over the Parliament or has the Royal Family become more of a tourist attraction sort of thing?

It's banded about that they don't have any real power but Queen gets a private meeting with the British Prime Minister every week where no one is allowed in, no recordings or notes are ever taken and is highly confidential. The PM has to go to her for this meeting. That in my books is real power.

Cloverdale Road · 04-30-2012, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fardwark

It's banded about that they don't have any real power but Queen gets a private meeting with the British Prime Minister every week where no one is allowed in, no recordings or notes are ever taken and is highly confidential. The PM has to go to her for this meeting. That in my books is real power.

Hmmm....yeah, I would have to agree with you.

Then again....the conversation may go something like this:

British PM: Your Majesty, do you fancy Chelsea or Liverpool in their match this weekend?

The Queen: Chelsea, of course! You won't see me rooting for a bunch 'o Scousers, mate!

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