Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything

DualAxis · 04-27-2012, 12:13 AM

I thought I'd kill three birds with one stone and start a thread about any questions you'd like to ask about teenagers, chinese australian culture or anything really. It may take some time for me to reply as I'm a lot more busy than I was when I first joined but I will respond.

Fire away!

FrankieOliver · 04-27-2012, 12:15 AM

Quote:

It may take some time for me to reply as I'm a lot more busy than I was when I first joined but I will respond.

Why didn't you wait to post this thread when you had a little more time on your hands?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:21 AM

There are in infinite quantity of numbers available to us. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 etc.

I just banned the number 1. Nobody can use it. 1 = banned. 10, 11, 12 etc. All banned.

Is there still in infinite quantity of numbers available to use, in spite of the ban?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:21 AM

I cannot find the key for my mailbox. Where did I leave it?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:22 AM

What is the battery strength on my blackberry right now - to the nearest 5% is fine.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:23 AM

Why has it taken Gibson so many god damn years of 59 re-issues and they still are not the same as an original 59? Why not just make them the same?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:24 AM

Did Jim Morrison prefer cheddar or gruyere?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:25 AM

I have a pile of coins here on my desk. Please list them all, starting with the most valuable denomination, in alternating order of face value.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:26 AM

Would a Genie have Rubbing Alcohol as his favourite drink? Or would that be offensive?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:27 AM

How many popsicle sticks would it take to make a life size model of Oprah Winfrey?

EDIT: Regular sized popsicle sticks of course.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:29 AM

In 10 words or less, describe in detail how the current socio-economic climate of Guatemala would have changed had John Kennedy been elected lead to the Guatemalan government instead.

LedZeppelin · 04-27-2012, 12:29 AM

..chan?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:30 AM

What is the mAh capacity of the Toyota Prius. The 2009 model.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:31 AM

Your typical telecaster has 6 strings. How many white MIM telecasters of 1990 vintage or newer are currently configured in a 5 string open G configuration in Australia right now?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:33 AM

What is the best way to cure a puppy of the runs?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:34 AM

Do Wal Mart type stores in China sell cheap American products?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:35 AM

Why do so many young facebookers take photos of themselves in the bathroom?

Fardwark · 04-27-2012, 12:36 AM

It's well known throughout the lands that the Aussies regardless of native origin all go walk-about sooner or later. Most ending up in the UK standing behind a bar pulling pints, it has to be said.

With that in mind can I expect a discount for the many libations I will order from a fellow MLPer?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:38 AM

If Lady Gaga married Morgan Freeman and they had kids, would those kids be actors like Morgan Freeman or musicians like Eric Clapton?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:40 AM

How many miles is it from Sydney to Melbourne, via Jupiter.

Thumpalumpacus · 04-27-2012, 12:41 AM

I was gonna ask some things, but it looks like Howie's got shit handled, as usual.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:41 AM

Does Johnny Depp deserve a signature series guitar. Discuss.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

I was gonna ask some things, but it looks like Howie's got shit handled, as usual.

Just trying to keep the thread alive. You know, do my part.

Thumpalumpacus · 04-27-2012, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard2k

How many popsicle sticks would it take to make a life size model of Oprah Winfrey?

EDIT: Regular sized popsicle sticks of course.

14681. Ask the OP how I know.

Thumpalumpacus · 04-27-2012, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard2k

How many miles is it from Sydney to Melbourne, via Jupiter.

Perigee or apogee?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:43 AM

How many chocolate sprinkles can you fit in your mouth at once? Without suffocating.

Tim Fezziwig · 04-27-2012, 12:43 AM

Ace?

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus

Perigee or apogee?

Perhaps adjusted to allow for a top speed of 25,000km/h, so please adjust and assume a launch time of 2am EST from Cape Canaveral.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Fezziwig

Ace?

I will take Guitar Gods for $1,000 please.

Howard2k · 04-27-2012, 12:47 AM

If you intentionally destroy your expelled seamen by putting it in the microwave for 2 minutes, can you be charged with potential child abuse?

04-27-2012, 12:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
DualAxis Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 261 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything I thought I'd kill three birds with one stone and start a thread about any questions you'd like to ask about teenagers, chinese australian culture or anything really. It may take some time for me to reply as I'm a lot more busy than I was when I first joined but I will respond. Fire away! FrankieOliver and Fardwark like this.

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Howard2k Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,418 Thanks: 51 Thanked 95 Times in 44 Posts	Re: Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything There are in infinite quantity of numbers available to us. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 etc. I just banned the number 1. Nobody can use it. 1 = banned. 10, 11, 12 etc. All banned. Is there still in infinite quantity of numbers available to use, in spite of the ban? __________________ I take photographs like Jimmy Page and play guitar like Ansel Adams. Overly sensitive? Offended by those who have an opinion that may differ from yours? Click here to ignore me.

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Howard2k Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,418 Thanks: 51 Thanked 95 Times in 44 Posts	Re: Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything I have a pile of coins here on my desk. Please list them all, starting with the most valuable denomination, in alternating order of face value. __________________ I take photographs like Jimmy Page and play guitar like Ansel Adams. Overly sensitive? Offended by those who have an opinion that may differ from yours? Click here to ignore me.

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Howard2k Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,418 Thanks: 51 Thanked 95 Times in 44 Posts	Re: Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything Would a Genie have Rubbing Alcohol as his favourite drink? Or would that be offensive? __________________ I take photographs like Jimmy Page and play guitar like Ansel Adams. Overly sensitive? Offended by those who have an opinion that may differ from yours? Click here to ignore me.

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Howard2k Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,418 Thanks: 51 Thanked 95 Times in 44 Posts	Re: Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything How many popsicle sticks would it take to make a life size model of Oprah Winfrey? EDIT: Regular sized popsicle sticks of course. __________________ I take photographs like Jimmy Page and play guitar like Ansel Adams. Overly sensitive? Offended by those who have an opinion that may differ from yours? Click here to ignore me.

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Howard2k Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,418 Thanks: 51 Thanked 95 Times in 44 Posts	Re: Ask a Chinese Australian Teenager anything Your typical telecaster has 6 strings. How many white MIM telecasters of 1990 vintage or newer are currently configured in a 5 string open G configuration in Australia right now? __________________ I take photographs like Jimmy Page and play guitar like Ansel Adams. Overly sensitive? Offended by those who have an opinion that may differ from yours? Click here to ignore me.

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