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Unread 04-07-2012, 09:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dude gets balls ripped off by ex girlfriend

Dayuuuuummmmm

Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man
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Unread 04-07-2012, 09:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The part that cracked me up was to learn that he was taken to Ball Memorial Hospital for treatment... the poor bastidge...

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Re: Dude gets balls ripped off by ex girlfriend

I she has that sort of grip just imagine what her hand jobs are like!
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I would never let a girl grab me there in a violent manner, I think she would be laid out or hemned up before she got a grasp.
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This is really painful to look at http://bayimg.com/image/baobnaabn.jpg
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Grabbing my balls is like pointing a gun at me. You had best kill me, because otherwise, it's on.
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Somebody get this story to Sharon Osbourne quick! She's bound to piss herself with enjoyment.
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The part that cracked me up was to learn that he was taken to Ball Memorial Hospital for treatment... the poor bastidge...

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What's even stranger is that she's a clinical secretary at Ball Memorial Hospital She has a profile on LinkedIn
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That does compare to the women who tied her ex husband up cut off his pecker and throw it into the garbage disposal.

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I could feel that over here...
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Yikes,
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without feeling vulnerable
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Re: Dude gets balls ripped off by ex girlfriend

How come women get away with this sh*t? And why does the news article treat it like it's a big joke?

Just like we talked about last week, let a man maim a woman and he's going to jail and no one thinks it's funny.

F this B. I hope someone caves her head in.
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He should rip her tits off.
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My balls hurt....
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Women seem to get off lightly when it comes to assault on guys. A similar amount of pain followed by a jail term should be served up to this crazy bitch.
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That'll ruin your day.
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What's even stranger is that she's a clinical secretary at Ball Memorial Hospital She has a profile on LinkedIn
Oh, that really is weird... wonder if she got her idea from working there? Perhaps this is some sort of quaint local tradition?

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How come women get away with this sh*t? And why does the news article treat it like it's a big joke?

Just like we talked about last week, let a man maim a woman and he's going to jail and no one thinks it's funny.

F this B. I hope someone caves her head in.
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Women seem to get off lightly when it comes to assault on guys. A similar amount of pain followed by a jail term should be served up to this crazy bitch.
FWIW: They did charge her with aggravated battery... I did a quick check of Indiana law and learned that you can get up to 5 years (max) for this one up there-- which seems a bit light, I admit.

Florida can give you up to 15, and here you'd probably see her do about 3.5 years and then another two or three on probation for a first offense.

Which still seems a bit light, I know. And I do know what you mean about society seeming to think it is funny when a male's testes are attacked, while to even slightly bruise a female is usually seen as a mortal offense of some sort...

But it would still be only aggravated battery, even if a man were to have sliced off one of her breasts with a razor blade. I know this, because we actually had a case down here where that's exactly what happened...

All I can do is giggle, shrug, and shiver... damn, can you imagine actually having your sack ripped off? YIKES!

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Grabbing my balls is like pointing a gun at me.
I tell you, and this is not some internet tough guy bullshit, I've been in both situations. I confirm that there is parity in the level of utter fear regarding both sets of circumstances.
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Ouch!

That's gonna leave a mark........

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5 years Max for ripping the guys balls off! That's messed up. Good to know if you catch some guy stealing your guitar or screwing your misses though.
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if a man cut a womans breasts off he would go to jail for 10 years.
if s woman cut a mans testicles off 2 years if that
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No matter what my guy did, it would not warrant that kind of a response!

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