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Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
Giant, nine-pound Gambian rats invading Florida Keys | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
Nice.
I saw a possum in the alley once taking out the trash and just about sh*t myself because I thought at first it was a gigantic mutant rat. that thing you posted is almost possum sized. Alley cats are in for a war. |
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
If the aliens ever want to take over this planet, they better hurry because it appears they have competition. We'll take orders from those things one day
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
Great, now all the runaway pythons have something to eat.
Someone call Discovery Channel. "rat hunters?" "vermin quest?" "alaska's gold mining rat monsters?" Nature rules!
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
Yeah, good luck - while you're aiming at one he'll look up at you all cute and get you to second guess yourself if only for a second. Meanwhile the 3 behind you will taser you, tie you up and steal your posessions. And they'll write "The Rats Were Here" all over your car and post it on their facebook walls just to mock you.
You'll see
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
It's probably delicious. I'm sure there are still a few people eating nutria in cajun country.
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
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But then they just sort of smile at you, real slow and kinda slight-like, the way a Cajun do... especially if you are eating their gumbo when the subject comes up! --R
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
![]() Is that the fabled "Sumatran Rat Monkey"...don't let it bite you.
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
Why? I think they're pretty damned good myself.
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
They eat that nutria rat in cajun country, get em turned onto these critters. See the size of the balls on them critters? They could have a gambian rat testicle festival like that one town does with the turkeys. Hot sauce and rat nuts.
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
never trust an animal that has a head bigger than yours....
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
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You haven't lived until you've been sitting on your patio sipping a drink and see a huge ass possum crawl along your fence... unreal!!!
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
so some of these forkers can weigh more than a lester
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
At least they are smaller than the womp rats on Tattoine. Those mothers can be as long as two meters!
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
Maybe they are not rats at all....maybe they are babies from some of the locals.
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Re: Well Florida... Welcome The Giant 9 LB Rats.
They won't make it out of Georgia. All -u-can-eat ratribs!
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