Dammit !! I lost the first round of chasing her! - Page 2

Adrian81 · 03-23-2012, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Stratottack

Fat girls need loving too. They'll call you a chubby chaser now. Hit it hard Adrian, hit it hard.

Fat girls are tasty...

Adrian81 · 03-23-2012, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by geochem1st

What???

My wife turned me down more times than I can count for that first date. I think she enjoyed doing that just to try and deflate my ego. Little did she know at the time that I have more than enough ego to spare.

We both enjoyed the game, had she been serious I would have known.

We are on 26 years now.

Yes...this is so true...

My previous partner for 5 years had turned me down on the first date...

Guys are meant to be a chaser... It is one of the fun aspect of being a man..

As a man you have to handle rejections, keep your chin up and go find other preys...

Malikon · 03-23-2012, 04:45 AM

*cough sloppy seconds cough*

wwit · 03-23-2012, 04:56 AM

Chasing coworkers is never a good career move IMHO

Malikon · 03-23-2012, 04:58 AM

I don't think Adrian's learned not to dip his pen in the company ink just yet.

bertzie · 03-23-2012, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Adrian81

Yes...this is so true...

My previous partner for 5 years had turned me down on the first date...

Guys are meant to be a chaser... It is one of the fun aspect of being a man..

As a man you have to handle rejections, keep your chin up and go find other preys...

Why handle rejection when you can handle chloroform?

Malikon · 03-23-2012, 05:27 AM

Hall Pass - Does this Bar Napkin Smell Like Chloroform to you? - YouTube

SoWhat? · 03-23-2012, 06:24 AM

Sounds to me like you need to Slap her in the Ass with a Bag o Nuts!

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Ledheadforlife · 03-23-2012, 07:24 AM

I think you're being too cavalier about the other dude. Unless he's a friend of yours, I'd suggest a judo chop to his throat, preferably while he's takin a leak.

TOMMYTHUNDERS · 03-23-2012, 07:56 AM

Chasing women is a lot like religion to me. It requires you to believe that something is very special and worth pursuing. All human beings are the same, many fish in the sea, etc. The whole feeling of attraction and wanting someone is caused by hormonal fluctuations in your body and neurotransmitter effects in the brain. As a higher thinking animal divorce yourself from these base feelings.

Actively pursuing a chubby chick is a bad look. Disengage and put out the vibe and wait for babes to come to you.

Ledheadforlife · 03-23-2012, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TOMMYTHUNDERS

Actively pursuing a chubby chick is a bad look. Disengage and put out the vibe and wait for babes to come to you.

This is a sound theory on paper, but I've seen some chubby chicks that were pretty freakin hot, I'd have to see a pic of this girl before I'd pass judgement.

Skintaster · 03-23-2012, 08:03 AM

Motörhead - "The Chase Is Better Than The Catch" - Classic Albums Ace Of Spades - BBC Session '05 - YouTube

pinefd · 03-23-2012, 08:04 AM

Send an anonymous note to the boss, telling him that your colleague is sexually harassing "the new girl". That will get his ass fired, and open the door for you to move in.

SoWhat? · 03-23-2012, 08:11 AM

All right, this is a serious answer.

If you are chasing a Chubby Chick, the question is just how chubby is she?

By today's standards, everyone that looks like they eat 3 meals a day is considered chubby!

If she is a "normal" sized girl, not anorexic looking, and attractive; then she is probably used to getting guys attention, and is just playing you guys against one another.

Cool your jets, and let her see you don't really care how it works out.

Women want what they can't have. Start paying attention to some of the other females around her. She will start to wonder why you are suddenly no longer interested in her.

If she is truly chubby, then you are dealing with all kinds of self esteem issues, on top of the usual estrogen induced quirks.

Maybe the other dude is not as attractive as you, so she is less intimidated by him. Maybe his attempts are less intense, and she is more comfortable with herself around him.

Bottom line is this: the goal is to get naked together. All women are insecure about their bodies. Chubby chicks are 1000 times worse. You need to make her comfortable with the situation.

You may also want to kick the other guys a$$ for c*ck blocking you!

My 2 Cents.........

Bigfoot410 · 03-23-2012, 08:18 AM

Play hard to get. I've never asked a girl out ...ever. Thought of myself as a loner and liked it but somehow I always had a woman. Dunno how that worked but it did.

silverburst83 · 03-23-2012, 08:49 AM

Pics or GTFO lol

Ledheadforlife · 03-23-2012, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigfoot410

Play hard to get. I've never asked a girl out ...ever. Thought of myself as a loner and liked it but somehow I always had a woman. Dunno how that worked but it did.

Same here, my theory was that half the chicks I asked out would say yes just to be "nice", and I didnt wanna go on a pity date where I had no chance if gettin it in. I let the girls ask me out, that way I know from the get go that they're attracted to me, only downside is I had some pretty long dry spells lol.

Adrian81 · 03-23-2012, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by wwit

Chasing coworkers is never a good career move IMHO

Yeah... I realize that...

Although she works in different division...

I just can't help it when a girl flirts with me... I almost always take the bait...

mudfinger · 03-23-2012, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Adrian81

Yes...off course...

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Originally Posted by River

You got that right.

Pure comedy gold, right there.

Byron999 · 03-23-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Malikon

Hall Pass - Does this Bar Napkin Smell Like Chloroform to you? - YouTube

I love that movie

I heard another funny pickup line:

Have you ever been so far out in the desert no one could here you scream?

PraXis · 03-23-2012, 10:22 AM

I hate the chase. It's like a bad sitcom.

Phil47uk · 03-23-2012, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Adrian81

Been chasing down a new girl in my office since last week...

I began smoothly and her reaction was and is still very good...

But I was still waiting for some time before asking her to go out

I was quite suspicious that my colleague went after her also... but this is a free and fair game baby... everybody can join...

I texted her this morning and did the regular BS approach thing... I asked her what do you want to do today... She said she wants to cook and after that go out with my colleague (my rival of chasing her) !

I tried to keep cool and made some jokes... and at last I asked her to go out with me on Sunday... She said she is ok with it...

Damn... chasing women is so fun ! I love this game !

The secret is not to chase them and make yourself look a plonker with all the other guys..
Show polite indifference and they are imediately attracted like a moth round a flame., wondering why you aren't interested and what's wrong with them that you aren't.

Of course that's not all women and there are as many plonkers amongst women as there are men. But I'm talking about the ones with a brain.

Don't encroach into their space with hands all over the place.. ( Even though you might feel like it )

Keep a polite distance and don't keep yapping on about yourself.. Be a good listener. In fact play it cool about yourself and don't give too much away.. Ask them about themselves.

Works a treat every time.

Adrian81 · 03-23-2012, 10:27 AM

I just had a date with another woman today...

My date with the chubby chick is due on Sunday... (if she does not flake)..

Damn... I was thinking about the chubby chick while I was having a date with the other woman...

Shagnwagon · 03-23-2012, 10:30 AM

Tell her you're a guitarist!

That has never worked for me...but then I normally begin to discuss what pedals are better for tone, why Boss sucks, and reasons I need 4 more guitars

River · 03-23-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Adrian81

I almost always take the bait...

Doesn't that make you a looser?

voodo child · 03-23-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WinterOrb

Forget the chase... roofie in the drink and go straight for the goal!

ehs5mw · 03-23-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Adrian81

I was thinking about the chubby chick while I was having a date with the other woman...

You might start by attempting to refrain from calling her "the chubby chick." When I picture you saying that, you are accompanied by great failure.

Adrian81 · 03-23-2012, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ehs5mw

You might start by attempting to refrain from calling her "the chubby chick." When I picture you saying that, you are accompanied by great failure.

I don't care if it fails or not...

Sure it sucks if it fails...

But I enjoy the game...

Tim Fezziwig · 03-23-2012, 11:19 AM

The chase is GREAT! When Mrs. Fezzi appeared where I work EVERYONE was "sweating" her. I was 28. I was alittle out of shape. Not like now>I'm 170lbs of chiseled muscle. The first time she saw me I was with Mike B. Mike B and I looked like hicks. Mike B has long hair and a greasy smile.

She was MINE >she just didn't know it.

People talked TRASH about me. People praised me. One guy made THE rookie mistake>>>>>Bringing up thecompetition>>> He was obsessed with me. He told Mrs. Fezz"TIM TALKS TOO MUCH!". Poor baby didn't have a chance. It is GREAT fun chasing women>>>>>especially if you have opponents.

moodyedge · 03-23-2012, 11:23 AM

You Tube

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