Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!?

shooterkc · 02-22-2012, 11:46 AM

Just wondering, my wife jokingly said she was going to post a poll on Facebook. I'm lucky to get it once a week as I always seem to F it up somehow if our 3 kids don't put the fix on it.

Rankelson · 02-22-2012, 11:52 AM

Not Enough
Wives with demanding careers lose their Mojo
However when on Holiday,its all go,Baby

Thunder Dump · 02-22-2012, 11:57 AM

Good thing you clarified this with '.....by your wife'

milkjam · 02-22-2012, 12:06 PM

once a year, on Yom Kippur, because there's nothing on the television.
...IF i'm lucky...and weather i want to or not !

Bigfoot410 · 02-22-2012, 12:08 PM

11. That's all i'm saying.

Hamtone · 02-22-2012, 12:09 PM

I remember being married...fk that

River · 02-22-2012, 12:09 PM

What's wanting it got to do with it?

Joeydego · 02-22-2012, 12:10 PM

3-4 times a week, for a total dippin time of about 74 seconds. Feels good to me.

PABassPlayer · 02-22-2012, 12:19 PM

Few times a week, and at least one ummm, well....you know, a week.

Arkog · 02-22-2012, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeydego

3-4 times a week, for a total dippin time of about 74 seconds. Feels good to me.

AKA the "Three-hump Chump."

Steinmetzify · 02-22-2012, 12:38 PM

3-4 times, plus 3-4 oral things by/for each other on the off days.

FennRx · 02-22-2012, 01:05 PM

not as much as I would like. And yes I am 100% faithful.

Kashmir · 02-22-2012, 01:09 PM

Once you hit the silver anniversary of 25 years, you just hope for the best.

V Man · 02-22-2012, 01:15 PM

1+ but I'm fixing to start my approach to 60.

JMV · 02-22-2012, 01:19 PM

2-3 times a week.

And that's with a 19 month old in the house, my wife working full time, and with her being 3 months pregnant.

We make sure to take time for the important things. It's a large part of what can keep a marriage healthy, or doomed to fail without.

nicolasrivera · 02-22-2012, 01:22 PM

When ever she wants or when ever i can get her drunk enough!!!!!

Wives are directly responsible for %99.5 of men infidelities.

PABassPlayer · 02-22-2012, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkog

AKA the "Three-hump Chump."

2 pumps and an apology....then a sammich!!!

SixAngryStrings · 02-22-2012, 01:26 PM

Laid? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... with kids? Hell, I'm lucky if she breaks me off a tuggy these days...

JMV · 02-22-2012, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicolasrivera

Wives are directly responsible for %99.5 of men infidelities.

What a sad, sad perspective.

A large part of being a man is owning your own actions.

bscenefilms · 02-22-2012, 01:34 PM

Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.

nicolasrivera · 02-22-2012, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMV

What a sad, sad perspective.

A large part of being a man is owning your own actions.

careful there, i didn't say i was being unfaithful

Besides you perspective is bright right now, 2-3 times a week!!!

shooterkc · 02-22-2012, 01:40 PM

Bscene, good for you man! I respect that 1000%

I didn't start this because I wanted to encourage anyone to do anything outside of their marriage at all. I honestly just wanted to know if my marriage was unusual. With three kids under 5 I guess I should be happy with once a week from the responses here. Doesn't mean we can't wish for more. I don't blame my wife for the lack of sex...as my dad always says "it's the ****in you get for the ****in you got" I helped make the kids, so I get to deal with the good and bad from that. Half the time my wife and I both just want to have peace and quiet and certainly not take anymore requests at the end of the day. I don't blame her, I just wondered what was "Normal"

JMV · 02-22-2012, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicolasrivera

careful there, i didn't say i was being unfaithful

Besides you perspective is bright right now, 2-3 times a week!!!

Well, I know you didn't say that YOU were being unfaithful, but I still take issue with the mentality that wives are responsible most for their husbands' infidelity. That's not right in any way.

And my current situation is great, but it takes a lot of work, intention, and romance on my part to keep that situation alive. That's my stance.

JMV · 02-22-2012, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bscenefilms

Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.

Worthy of respect, most definitely.

kidmo · 02-22-2012, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bscenefilms

Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.

We salute you sir!

cooljuk · 02-22-2012, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bscenefilms

Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.

You're a good man. Stay strong.

morrow · 02-22-2012, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bscenefilms

Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.

Wow. I'd just divorce and call it a day. Then again i'm pretty shallow like that.

Is she gonna get cured soon?

Gin&Pentatonic · 02-22-2012, 02:04 PM

Once a week. Between having a kid, both of us being tired, out-of-shape, and me wanting to play guitar when I have free time, not much time is left for love makin. We could do it more often if we both put forth a little more effort, though.

Stratottack · 02-22-2012, 02:08 PM

Every Birthday I get a nookie present.AND a pack of strings. I'm usually in diar need of both by that time.

bscenefilms · 02-22-2012, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morrow

Wow. I'd just divorce and call it a day. Then again i'm pretty shallow like that.

Is she gonna get cured soon?

Problem is, I love her. I cherish our time together and I have more fun with her than any other human on the planet. Currently, there is no cure, no. I made a commitment to her as she did to me. If the situation were reversed, I have no doubt that she would stick to her commitment to me as I do to her.

She has actually told me she would be OK if I was to use a "pro" on occasion but I know better.

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