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Unread 02-22-2012, 11:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!?

Just wondering, my wife jokingly said she was going to post a poll on Facebook. I'm lucky to get it once a week as I always seem to F it up somehow if our 3 kids don't put the fix on it.
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Unread 02-22-2012, 11:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

Not Enough
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However when on Holiday,its all go,Baby
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

Good thing you clarified this with '.....by your wife'
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

once a year, on Yom Kippur, because there's nothing on the television.
...IF i'm lucky...and weather i want to or not !
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11. That's all i'm saying.
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I remember being married...fk that
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

What's wanting it got to do with it?
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

3-4 times a week, for a total dippin time of about 74 seconds. Feels good to me.
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

Few times a week, and at least one ummm, well....you know, a week.
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3-4 times a week, for a total dippin time of about 74 seconds. Feels good to me.
AKA the "Three-hump Chump."
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

3-4 times, plus 3-4 oral things by/for each other on the off days.
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not as much as I would like. And yes I am 100% faithful.
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Once you hit the silver anniversary of 25 years, you just hope for the best.
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1+ but I'm fixing to start my approach to 60.
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

2-3 times a week.

And that's with a 19 month old in the house, my wife working full time, and with her being 3 months pregnant.

We make sure to take time for the important things. It's a large part of what can keep a marriage healthy, or doomed to fail without.
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

When ever she wants or when ever i can get her drunk enough!!!!!


Wives are directly responsible for %99.5 of men infidelities.
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AKA the "Three-hump Chump."

2 pumps and an apology....then a sammich!!!
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

Laid? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... with kids? Hell, I'm lucky if she breaks me off a tuggy these days...
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Wives are directly responsible for %99.5 of men infidelities.
What a sad, sad perspective.

A large part of being a man is owning your own actions.
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Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.
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What a sad, sad perspective.

A large part of being a man is owning your own actions.
careful there, i didn't say i was being unfaithful

Besides you perspective is bright right now, 2-3 times a week!!!
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Re: Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!

Bscene, good for you man! I respect that 1000%

I didn't start this because I wanted to encourage anyone to do anything outside of their marriage at all. I honestly just wanted to know if my marriage was unusual. With three kids under 5 I guess I should be happy with once a week from the responses here. Doesn't mean we can't wish for more. I don't blame my wife for the lack of sex...as my dad always says "it's the ****in you get for the ****in you got" I helped make the kids, so I get to deal with the good and bad from that. Half the time my wife and I both just want to have peace and quiet and certainly not take anymore requests at the end of the day. I don't blame her, I just wondered what was "Normal"
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careful there, i didn't say i was being unfaithful

Besides you perspective is bright right now, 2-3 times a week!!!
Well, I know you didn't say that YOU were being unfaithful, but I still take issue with the mentality that wives are responsible most for their husbands' infidelity. That's not right in any way.

And my current situation is great, but it takes a lot of work, intention, and romance on my part to keep that situation alive. That's my stance.
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Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.
Worthy of respect, most definitely.
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Wow. I'd just divorce and call it a day. Then again i'm pretty shallow like that.

Is she gonna get cured soon?
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Once a week. Between having a kid, both of us being tired, out-of-shape, and me wanting to play guitar when I have free time, not much time is left for love makin. We could do it more often if we both put forth a little more effort, though.
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Wow. I'd just divorce and call it a day. Then again i'm pretty shallow like that.

Is she gonna get cured soon?
Problem is, I love her. I cherish our time together and I have more fun with her than any other human on the planet. Currently, there is no cure, no. I made a commitment to her as she did to me. If the situation were reversed, I have no doubt that she would stick to her commitment to me as I do to her.

She has actually told me she would be OK if I was to use a "pro" on occasion but I know better.
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