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Unread 09-30-2010, 06:53 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I spent last weekend wearing a gimp mask, rubber stockings and stilettos, getting paid to be the anal sex slave for a Japanese business man
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Unread 09-30-2010, 06:57 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Unread 09-30-2010, 06:57 PM   #63 (permalink)
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hang on, this thread is for lies....
aw shit, wrong bloody forum, soz man...
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Unread 09-30-2010, 06:58 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Nah you are lying Gyroman,,You just done Thatcher up the Bourneville Boulevard!!
Please don't tell me I done Maggie up the Marmite Motorway....
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I have a Kilt woven from my own pubic hair!!
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i once saw a lady punching a monkey in the nads.
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One full moon,,I caught a werewolf Jerking off..He was really embarrassed.
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I can run the 60 yard dash.
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i was the inspiration for the movie "ninja assasin".
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I was the inspiration for Forrest Gump. "I own a mansion & a fleet of shrimping boats named Jennay."
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I could have played football for Man Utd.
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I was in that movie. You never saw me. Yes, I am that good. In fact I am SO good, you can't see this post either
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My father was a goldfish called Jennifer..
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I'll call you at 5 after I get back from the post office
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I found three '59 Gibson burst in perfect condition, in the attic of a house I bought a few years ago.
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My buttocks are an exact replica of Adolf Hitlers..
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I hate you guys. Every last one of you.
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Unread 09-30-2010, 10:50 PM   #83 (permalink)
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People without common sense couldn't possibly piss me off any more than they already have..
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I am really Madonna,,I just use the pseudonym Goatbreath so I can let off some steam..
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I would consider buying a Strat.
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I never had sex w/ DJ's sister.
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Unread 09-30-2010, 11:34 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Wait...WHAT?
You missed that MLP meet??
Damn Bro, you're the only one...
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The Jonas Brothers are way better than Zeppelin.

Rap is music.
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I am a masturbating werewolf.
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