[LPV]

1: We admitted we were powerless over Les pauls and that our lives had become unmanageable.
2: Came to believe that a new Les Paul could restore us to sanity.
3: Made a decision to turn our will and our cash over to Gibson and owners as we understood them.
4: Made a searching and fearless inventory of current Les Pauls.
5: Admitted to MLP, to ourselves and to our cats the exact nature of our wrongs.
6: Were entirely ready to have Gibson remove all these defects of character.
7: Humbly asked ebay to remove our fenders.
8: Made a list of all Guitars we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9: Made direct amends to such Guitars wherever possible, except when to do so would get in the way of more Les Pauls.
10: Continued to take inventory and when A Good Les Paul came up, we promptly bought it.
11: Sought through practice and MLP to improve our conscious contact with Guitars, as we understood them, asking only for knowledge of fakes and good deals and the power to carry that out.
12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to MLP, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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