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Originally Posted by guitar_randy

A guy goes into barber shop, sits down in the chair and the
barber cuts his hair. After he gets done, he gets up and takes
out his money, and notices that the barber goes over and pees
in the corner of the barber shop.
The barber finishes and comes back.
As he hands him a twenty-dollar bill, he says, "Listen, it's
none of my business, but why would you pee in the corner of
your own barber shop?"
The barber says, "Hey, my lease is up in two weeks. Do I care?"
The barber goes over to the cash register and rings up the
haircut. He comes back with his change, and the is standing there
crapping on the floor.
The barber says, "What the heck are you doing?"
He says, "Well, I'm leaving now!"