Originally Posted by Thundergod
That's why my number one rule in life is to never ever do something that can cause anyone else to kick me in the balls.
Guys will rarely retort to that, even when facing dead: you just don't kick another guy in the gonads.
Girls will often slap your face first.
I remember back in my school days one guy got kicked in the balls and he clocked the girl, next day she looked like she was in a fight with George Foreman.